madattheinternet posted:

When I clicked on the listing:

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***FORD / TRANNEY*** - $250 (orlando fl.)

I thought "boy, this guy can't spell tranny" then I realized he couldn't spell anything.

http://orlando.craigslist.org/pts/1377114417.html

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Up for sale is my 1988 Jaguar XJS V-12 with the 5.3 liter motor. Paint is a 7/10 as it is faiding in some places. New Pirelli P4000 tires. Ran well untill i lost the keys about three months ago. Once it got up to temp the cad converter would smoke so there is probibly a hole in it. I've been looking for a way to hot wire it so i can get it running again. The Title has been signed over in my name and noterized, I can send it into Raligh and get it back to sign over to the buyer if you need it. I drove it up and down my dead end street several times a week to make sure everything stayed lubricated and it never stalled, or stopped running. Fresh oil, oil filter, fuel fiter, 6 new spark plugs. It would be a good canidate for the Chevy/Ford V-8 swap, a gold mine of good parts, or a great project car. I am trying to get a fraction of what i have invested in this car out of it because it would kill me to see it sit outside and get snowed on this winter. The price is $2500 OBO,so thats just a starting point, so dont be shy, send me an offer. I would also trade the Jag for any interesting car, ie other Jags, BMW, Alfa, Triumph, but I am really looking for a Porsche, preferably a 928. If its in good enough condition I will throw in my 1985 944. Thanks for looking, I will try to anwer any questions you have. 828-891-9815 or 828-489-6266 If one dosnt work try the other. I can send more pics.

Joe Mama posted:

Ha, I work on these evey other day, except ours are Vactor Combo-Jets on 6 axle Sterling chassis. Can't say I've ever seen any on CL before!

In case anyone was wondering WTF these are for; the big hose reel on the front you use to flush out a sewer line of debris and then the big snorkle looking hose is for sucking poo poo up, literally.

Noni posted:

Oh wow, that such a great price with a clean, like new interior and all. I can handle a little body work and a paint job, I guess! Well, let's take a look at the photos.





Oh.

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Are you one of those people who dreams about owning a Jaguar, a Porsche, or a Ferrari? Then you’re an idiot.

If you’re smart like me, there’s only one dream that comforts you when you lay your warm cheek against your cold pillow at night – and that’s the dream of driving (and being seen in!) a used, white, 2001 Mitsubishi Diamante with 142K miles and beige interior. When other people count sheep at night, you count the flirting glances you’d get from others if only you had owned this car. And when your alarm clock rips you away from your magical dreamworld of Mitsubishi-ownership, you’re left with a feeling of emptiness and despair. I know that pain. I was once like you. But now, having achieved all of my goals and perfected my life in every way, I am reluctantly parting with this piece of 4-wheeled perfection. It’s hard to let go, but it fills me with joy to know that I’m fulfilling your life-long dream!

And what does it cost to achieve perfection? For you, it’s only $2,950.

Your car comes complete as a 2001 Mitsubishi Diamante ES White Sedan, 6 Cylinder 3.5 Liter (THIS CAR IS CRAZY FAST). This car is clean, AND very reliable. I would drive it across the country without any concern. If interested, contact me at (864)423-3100 and make an offer.

Fortune favors the bold. Are you bold enough to live your dream of owning a used, white Mitsubishi Diamante?

aksuur posted:

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was $3500. '93 Nissan truck with top removed. I still have hard top. You can order kit to install hardtop or order soft top. this truck runs perfect. no problems! I will consider trading for a jeep wrangler or a Miata of equal value. I will also take a 25,38,or 357 snub nose on trade as part of price. call 828-712-2514 for more info

omgitstheinternet posted:

Click here for the full 1023x767 image.
remember, none nicer!

Landshark posted:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/CUST...0aebec784#v4-37




Click here for the full 1345x1016 image.

kimbo305 posted:

What the gently caress is with that black and white pasted in dude in two pictures?

Raluek posted:

It's a 4-door. That's about what it's worth.

trouser chili posted:

It's a four-door. I'm not familiar with the going rates on Gran Torinos, but I know enough to know that four-doors equal lower value.

Lord Gaga posted:

haha without reading this I thought to myself "If that doesnt have rust on the rear 1/4s I will poo poo"

Guess I won't be making GBS threads

Powershift posted:

I feel like we could write the quintessential craigslist post.

1968 dodge charger 440 6 pack hemi - $1

For sale, 1968 charger. No rust, needs floors and rear quarters. Runs well but needs a starter and carb kit. Interior is perfect, a couple tears in driver and passenger seat and cracks in the dash. No vin plate or title but that's only $20 at the DMV. Originally a 440/4 speed car but has a 318 in it now ran when parked, no fender tag. one owner, lady driven, never abused. $40,000 obo firm plus tax, will trade for $100,000 motorhome or 3 bedroom house. Pictures available on request.

Carth Dookie posted:

Wheeler Dealers did an episode on this car. Check it out.



I can't believe I never made that connection.

Powershift posted:

http://www.kijiji.ca/v-classic-cars...gationFlag=true



I feel like i'm taking crazy pills.

Colostomy Bag posted:

One of those don't knock it till you try it...

Carth Dookie posted:

Cross posting from the Tinder thread: