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Gluux posted:If the redhead chicks come with it, I offer $4250. the ad didn't necessarily say they were female redheads...
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# ¿ Dec 20, 2007 22:11 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 13:58 |
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Bob Sapp Please posted:I'm trying to think of some clever comment about this ad, but I'm too speechless... hahaha he's moving overseas because he actually HATES AMERIKKKA!
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# ¿ May 15, 2008 21:26 |
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san_dingo posted:It even has a loving THRONE. First I thought it was stupid. Now I see that it is PURE loving AWESOME.
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# ¿ May 20, 2008 18:43 |
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Mulletstation posted:They should've built a little watchout tower on top so that the king can climb a couple stairs and poke his head out while driving. Looking out for marauders of course I like to think the King gets a scepter, too, with a push-button on the tip for the air suspension.
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# ¿ May 20, 2008 18:51 |
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ProjektorBoy posted:Wow. The whole ad screams "DONT BUY THIS CAR" That seat cover does scream 'dumb blonde' though.
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# ¿ May 22, 2008 23:42 |
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meatpimp posted:http://philadelphia.craigslist.org/mcy/689293369.html Im not big into motorcycles, and I dont get this one. Is it actually a wimp bike or something?
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# ¿ May 23, 2008 00:22 |
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Aran posted:I'm sure you were probably at least the thirtieth or fortieth person to piss in his grape juice on that one. Yeah I admit I had to as well... I told him Id just bought a BMW of the same year for $1300 cheaper (not-so-casually mentioned), and wanted a winter car and asked if he would take $1500. I didnt hear back from him.
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# ¿ May 31, 2008 18:15 |
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CommieGIR posted:$17,000 for a 'show truck' Dodge no no no, its a show truck (Dodge)!!!
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2008 14:39 |
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Daddy Fantastic posted:http://rochester.craigslist.org/car/748556912.html Holy crap is that an Isetta? I didnt know they could be had for so cheap. drat I want one.
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2008 21:55 |
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Fuelslt1 posted:I think a Suzuki Swift would be a better idea. I think a dictionary with wheels glued on would be the best idea.
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2008 18:24 |
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metalhead posted:Wait-what am I missing here? That looks like a killer deal, assuming it doesn't have 200k+ miles. Infact, if I didn't live 3400 miles away I'd be tempted to swing by and check that thing out... If you do, be sure to have him open the hood and point out the four cylinders.
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2008 18:03 |
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DoesNotCompute posted:I'm mostly curious about the 2.5 litre V6... I once emailed a lady locally who was selling her 'V6' bmw 325i (E46) and I asked her when the engine swap was done... she was all 'WTF' I love dicking around with people. If you dont even know what kind of engine your car has, Im probably not going to buy it from you.
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2008 16:43 |
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The steering wheel's on the wrong side!
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# ¿ Jul 4, 2009 17:07 |
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CHEVY CAVALIER CUSTOM* LOW MILES** http://southbend.craigslist.org/cto/2891766165.html *bolt on ugly rice parts **114k is low miles right? ***X-box pants not included CornHolio fucked around with this message at 19:58 on Mar 22, 2012 |
# ¿ Mar 22, 2012 19:55 |
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Q_res posted:What rice parts? I mean aside from the obvious steering wheel, the exterior looks bone stock if it's a Z24. - whatever that is over the gas cap - LOLtastic steering wheel - Surely nonfunctional A-pillar gauges Not to mention the retarded coloring of the hood scoops, spoiler, and center console.
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# ¿ Mar 26, 2012 20:11 |
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davebo posted:drat, just came here to post that. Word travels fast when something is genuinely hilarious. ditto. want that car so bad. EVERY PREVIOUS OWNER HAS HAD A BEARD.
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2012 18:48 |
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atomicthumbs posted:http://sfbay.craigslist.org/sby/cto/2977964687.html On the upside, you can drive in carpool lanes!
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# ¿ Apr 25, 2012 21:01 |
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http://indianapolis.craigslist.org/cto/3094310992.html expensive ricemobile with pink headlights. This guy wants a diesel truck. Or to put it his way, "NOOOOOOO GASSSSS TRUCKS AT ALLLLLL." and somebody stole his hood it looks like
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2012 19:06 |
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kimbo305 posted:Ah yes, beloved Sox player Bill Buckner. So much history: Somebody should call and ask if the ride is overly bouncy.
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# ¿ Jun 25, 2012 19:15 |
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I wonder if it has an... erm, freshly detailed interior?
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2012 20:51 |
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rscott posted:Hah, I didn't notice the bullet holes in the windshield at first... I didn't either, but I saw a bunch of glass on the inside and thought "wait, was there a window brok--- HOLY poo poo"
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# ¿ Jul 9, 2012 21:34 |
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kimbo305 posted:No matter how low the price, I can't think of it as a deal: God, it's so good looking though. If I had money I'd consider buying it just to park and admire. (Not that I'd have a choice in parking it, of course)
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# ¿ Jul 12, 2012 13:45 |
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I think that's one of those cars where 'like new' would be a bad thing. "Oh, it still has the diesel? no thanks."
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# ¿ Aug 8, 2012 13:03 |
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Leperflesh posted:I don't have the money for this but I kind of wish I did. poo poo, I think the high mileage makes me want it more. Oh, your car is high mileage with 200k on it?
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2012 18:03 |
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http://southbend.craigslist.org/cto/3240778504.html Something tells me those back two TVs probably don't see a lot of use...
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# ¿ Sep 4, 2012 18:00 |
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Network42 posted:This could be legitimate gold or a massive retarded moneypit, I can't decide! I don't know, if you could get the price under two grand I think it'd be pretty solid. Looks to be non-VANOS, so that right there indicates that maybe they had reliability in mind.
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# ¿ Sep 5, 2012 18:25 |
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Paul Boz_ posted:$1,650 for an s80 isn't that bad. How hard are head gaskets on these guys assuming you do the labor yourself? There are two S80s in my local pick-and-pull right now. I was surprised to see them show up, but it turns out S80s just don't go for a whole lot in good running condition and it seems that especially with the automatic transmission issues, they're very expensive to keep running.
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2012 14:32 |
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MATLAB 1988 posted:http://stlouis.craigslist.org/cto/3199123445.html I can't hate that rear end. I would drive that car unironically. It's everything the Corvette should have been.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2012 17:02 |
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assfucker420 posted:I've never driven one, but apparently the Testarossa was never all that great of a car.... Yeah but regardless of driving dynamics and all, it's still one of the most awesome looking cars ever. God I want to get that black one and just park it in my living room permanently.
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# ¿ Oct 5, 2012 14:58 |
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Valkyn posted:Somebody buy this thing http://ithaca.craigslist.org/cto/3375096787.html Man, that guy sure does hate the winter, doesn't he?
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# ¿ Nov 2, 2012 14:23 |
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atomicthumbs posted:
I dunno, the engine sure does generate a lot of heat
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2014 20:12 |
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leica posted:E30s are cool but jesus what the hell is going on. Yesterday Jalopnik had a "four reasons you should buy an E39 540i" blog post. I high fived myself for already having one. Now if only it was in decent shape...
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# ¿ Nov 19, 2014 15:01 |
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http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/cto/4789347073.html Volvo sure builds some great German cars!
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 19:24 |
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Nitrox posted:He says leather interior made in Germany. No, he says the sunroof leather interior is made in Germany.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 19:32 |
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Adiabatic posted:Anyone want a 4x4 Spitfire? I...um...uh...yeah, I think I do, now. poo poo that looks like a lot of fun.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2014 20:42 |
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zundfolge posted:Found this relatively clean-looking 924, although the mention of rust and soft brakes (plus the fact that it's a European car from the 70s) has me worried that it's rotting out underneath. The interior is amazing though. I'm hoping 944 prices don't go up much in the next few years, I really want a clean non-turbo. That 924 is stupidly clean though.
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2015 01:07 |
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I really need to stop browsing Craigslist at work or I'm gonna get myself in trouble. http://southbend.craigslist.org/cto/4812394202.html
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2015 21:47 |
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944s are the tits but don't tell anybody that because I don't want prices to go up until I can get one Did you know they have a rear transmission for better weight balance and handling. I want a 928 as well but those tend to be in much worse shape for the price. CornHolio fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Jan 14, 2015 |
# ¿ Jan 14, 2015 20:15 |
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Motronic posted:It is also make it a sonofabitch to get the transaxle out, which you need to do to replace the clutch. They have a much better assembly including a bell housing with a removable cover on the 968s that makes this not necessary. If I can ever get a wrecked 968 at the right price that assembly as well as the 6 speed manual is going in my car. 968s go for quite a bit more though. Even turbo 944s are getting higher. I just want a n/a late eighties (so I have the better interior) 944 5-speed as a rolling project.
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2015 20:30 |
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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 13:58 |
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A friend of a friend is selling this locally: http://southbend.craigslist.org/cto/4848926963.html So tempting... that's gotta be comfortable as gently caress.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2015 17:51 |