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You Am I: May 20, 2001; Me @ your poasting

Aceshighxxx posted:

I honestly can't figure out what "litter fix" is supposed to mean.

It might be running a CAT diesel...

# ¿ Sep 22, 2009 23:38

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 10:46

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Charles L. gently caress posted:

http://atlanta.craigslist.org/atl/cto/1361763594.html

i'm sure this will find a buyer in no time!!

Click here for the full 1424x1095 image.

How does he open the door from the inside? Put on some heavy bass techno?

# ¿ Sep 24, 2009 23:26

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Lord Lilf posted:

How 'bout a sweet custom camaro?

http://newhaven.craigslist.org/cto/1362732875.html

That re-enforces the image of "Turd Gen Camaro"

# ¿ Oct 1, 2009 02:57

You Am I: May 20, 2001; Me @ your poasting

Not buying it, not enough JDM parts on it :colbert:

# ¿ Oct 14, 2009 02:32

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Harley C posted:

Its not craigslist but the picture of the guy, the number plate and the description made me lose it.

http://www.carpoint.com.au/all-cars...id=123CA560FC45

I really hate the two tone paint jobs some of those R33s have. Makes them look like something from the 80s

# ¿ Nov 14, 2009 00:09

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NOTinuyasha posted:

http://longisland.craigslist.org/cto/1487488689.html

I still remember that fake magazine cover "Mini Truckin' Modification and other gay stuff"

# ¿ Dec 7, 2009 05:24

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Weinertron posted:

Good god I would buy this if I was anywhere near it, right now.

$1300 Canadian for a loving TURBINE-POWERED MINIVAN!

It'll still find a way to poo poo the A604 auto, even if it isn't connected.

# ¿ Jan 7, 2010 09:22

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MALCOLM XTREME posted:

this is sorta car related i guess

http://boston.craigslist.org/nos/cpg/1560822777.html

InterceptorV8 is looking for someone, aww :shobon:

# ¿ Jan 20, 2010 00:38

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trouser chili posted:

4th gen wagons aren't ugly. This man is wrong, straight out wrong.

And I have a question, is he saying it needs an engine and tranny to drive?

No, he's a tranny and needs an engine to drive.

# ¿ Jan 27, 2010 22:46

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But wouldn't a Powerglide be the only transmission to handle that work?

# ¿ Feb 4, 2010 04:15

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MATLAB 1988 posted:

Anyone man enough to buy Big Blue?

I'd love to drive across America in one of those. Am I wrong to think this?

# ¿ Feb 6, 2010 05:09

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Ericadia posted:

I don't know much about 323s, but this seems interesting:
http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/1598398866.html

Paging Baby Hitler to this thread. Paging Baby Hitler.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2010 04:57

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VideoTapir posted:

"No exterior rust"

So which word is hit he doesn't know the meaning of? No, exterior, or rust?

You're looking at the rust from the interior :v:

# ¿ Mar 3, 2010 07:56

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The A-Team Van posted:

$2995 for a 49 Ford

I would kill for a 49-51 Merc/Ford. Want this so bad.

Same here, but I prefer it to be closer to original condition.

# ¿ Mar 9, 2010 22:54

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orange lime posted:

This is the part that blew me away, even more than the car actually.

It took me several minutes to realize that EXSDEAD is supposed to be "INSTEAD". Do people literally never read? They just attempt to write, using their second-grade spelling ability, whatever mangled mispronunciations come out of their mouth? I've seen "ask" written as "aks" and "actually" spelled "accholy", but this takes the cake. Who over the age of four says poo poo like this?

"An' an' an' it haaass uhhhhh....it haaaas a nengine, wit a trubo changer, and extead of igzoss pipes it haaaaas rokits"

It is amazing the number of Craiglist/eBay ads show in this thread that have some bloody obvious spelling mistakes, and in worse cases, totally unreadable sentences.

# ¿ Mar 20, 2010 05:55

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Pipkin posted:

That Javelin is awesome and I would drive it.

Yeah, it is all surface rust, which wont take much to fix. Guessing from the condition of it, it has been in dry weather most of its life.

# ¿ Mar 22, 2010 06:42

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Put a 327 under it and you can still keep the 5.3lt badges on the back

# ¿ May 11, 2010 01:26

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vs Dinosaurs posted:

$1800? What is the catch?

Probably a four cylinder model.

# ¿ May 12, 2010 01:13

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ACID POLICE posted:

For $500 it is worth buying and taking to BMW Owners Club days.

# ¿ May 13, 2010 06:53

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ursa_minor posted:

Oh man what a STEAL!

http://sacramento.craigslist.org/cto/1747457084.html

Oh God not a Datsun 120Y :psyduck:

I thought they were all scrapped by now. Biggest insult to the Automotive world from the Japanese ever.

# ¿ May 20, 2010 00:01

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dennyk posted:

Wait, RX-7...4x4? What the hell does that...

...oh.

The RADL has been informed.

# ¿ Jun 3, 2010 23:45

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TylerC 2.0 posted:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1961-Dune-Buggy-/300433327670?cmd=ViewItem&pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item45f338c636

Dub dune buggy

Why did the owner think it would be awesome putting chrome 22" wheels on it :psyduck:

# ¿ Jun 6, 2010 13:46

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Mecha-Tech posted:

Someone talk me out of this. I like huge land yachts and I don't have a project.

edit: broke tables.

http://easttexas.craigslist.org/cto/1778425483.html

Either you buy it or LobsterboyX is going to

# ¿ Jun 22, 2010 23:28

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VideoTapir posted:

I would really like a better look at this hood.

I'm riveted by it :laugh:

# ¿ Jul 14, 2010 02:02

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slidebite posted:

I love my marriage, I love my marriage, I love my marriage...

Nice, but I don't remember them having a V6...

# ¿ Jul 25, 2010 05:27

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Baby Hitler posted:

Whoa nice car, Watsonville is about 25min away. That'd be a hell of a LeMons ride.

Considering its condition, I think it is too good for LeMons. A lot of the 60s and 70s Toyotas rusted to death in Australia, so it is nice to see a couple of them kept around, even if they weren't exciting cars.

# ¿ Jul 29, 2010 23:36

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Sardikar posted:

This car.

http://cgi.ebay.com.au/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=230493852432&ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT

My first car is the same as this one, even the same colour.

I loved that car and still dream about it to this day, I get it without hesitation the only problems being I don't have the cash or anywhere to work on it.

One of my step sisters had the same car, but in a dark brown. She put 16 slotter wheels on it (ones used on old Mustangs and Falcons) and it looked great. I was hoping to take it off her hands when I got my licence, but she got rid of it before I got the licence

# ¿ Aug 1, 2010 13:25

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Ericadia posted:

An RX-7 "specialist" that apparently doesn't have the time to diagnose a non-functioning clock. Could be a fuse.

The price is a little steep imo.

It's not a "RX-7 Specialist". It's a "RX-7 Specialist?". So the dude doesn't know if he is or isn't a specialist

# ¿ Sep 14, 2010 23:46

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Bob Log posted:

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/08-Subaru-STi-broken-engine-again-/330472566275?pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item4cf1b32e03

So he is trying to get rid of his dodgey STi for more than a new one, and bitches about going to the Subaru dealership to buy MORE Subarus?

# ¿ Sep 15, 2010 23:36

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SkunkDuster posted:

1998 Dodge Interpid.
http://rmn.craigslist.org/cto/1988548296.html

Features include:
A bucket seat
A power window
A reclining seat
A power door lock
Another power window
Inconsistent punctuation

Photo take while travelling in Australia

# ¿ Oct 5, 2010 07:57

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trouser chili posted:

Then I'll just have the Scout II, the 97 Accord wagon, the ITR, the Mazda5 and the Merc.

And Ma and Pa and Betty Sue and Bill Joe and Grandmama and Crazy Cedric and... :v:

# ¿ Oct 8, 2010 00:52

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valinhorn posted:

Only slight and minor modifications...

http://portland.craigslist.org/clc/cto/2027828290.html

Subaru's first failed attempt at the Baja?

# ¿ Oct 28, 2010 22:32

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Dr.Smasher posted:

The red/yellow/blue paint job isn't as iconic as the black Interceptor.

That's the MFP car colour. The Road Warrior, aka Mad Max 2, had the rear window cut out and boot lid removed and huge tanks sitting in their place.

# ¿ Nov 30, 2010 04:21

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slidebite posted:

I can pretty much guarantee it is as well, but in the "brief bit" of curiously looking that I've done, you would actually have a hard time importing one for less than this, not including any work needed before it can get registered in Canada.

Not that I'm seriously considering it.

Or am I?

I heard the V8 models are a far better car to live with daily. But the 8 Series was the best impression of a Jaguar that BMW could do.

# ¿ Dec 2, 2010 22:41

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Kylie Sven Opossum posted:

Every single thing about that car is awesome.

Edited for truth :colbert:

# ¿ Dec 8, 2010 23:19

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krysmopompas posted:

Want a JDM-tyte prom? The next epic bosozoku project? Price is a bit high though...

Wow that would be a slow vehicle, the 5MGE wasn't a ball of fire in the first place.

# ¿ Dec 31, 2010 06:52

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Wandering Idiot posted:

Contributing, for once:

I know it's not a '60, he addresses that.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Toyota-Land-Cruiser-FJ45-1981-/140501258084?pt=US_Cars_Trucks&hash=item20b6870f64#ht_714wt_1165

He wants $12k for it.

Heh, still has Western Australian plates on it. Tidy for its age

# ¿ Jan 21, 2011 12:44

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Jared592 posted:

Somehow I've never ever seen or heard of the Chevy LUV before this moment.

Strangely enough Australia also got them in limited numbers.

Pretty well they were rebadged Isuzu utes/pickups from the 70s.

# ¿ Jan 26, 2011 22:37

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You Are A Elf posted:

Guys, let's all pool our money together and buy one of these so we can paint it wild billboard colors and sing "Movin' Right Along" ad naseum.

http://tucson.craigslist.org/cto/2173059775.html

That would be awesome. Seems cheap for a car that age. I guess getting parts for it, especially trim, wont be that easy.

# ¿ Feb 3, 2011 12:36

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# ¿ May 16, 2024 10:46

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el topo posted:

This paint is so 80s you probably need to wear Zubaz pants just to be allowed to sit in the car.

And a girlfriend with big hair and shoulder pads

# ¿ Mar 23, 2011 07:33

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