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HappyHelmet
Apr 9, 2003

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Grimey Drawer

BraveUlysses posted:

More Seattle CL gold:

http://www.craigslist.org/about/best/sea/471479867.html

Man as much as I want to believe that this was a joke, it is pretty well written, and I don't really get that vibe from it. It is pretty hilarious either way though.

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HappyHelmet
Apr 9, 2003

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Grimey Drawer

whizkid posted:

The ebay one is hysterical.

His "missus" has more of a mustache than I think I could ever grow.

I'm laughing, but at the same time I really want to punch that guy in the face. He seems like a worthless douche.

Yeah, while it is funny I can't help, but picture the guy in my head. Which in my mind is a scrawny white trash a-d-d addled douche bag with nasty beard wearing a food stained metal t-shirt of some kind.

HappyHelmet
Apr 9, 2003

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Grimey Drawer
http://charleston.craigslist.org/car/558213781.html

This actually doesn't look like that bad of a deal, but...

"Death certificate is part of the deal"

is kinda :what:

HappyHelmet
Apr 9, 2003

Hail to the king baby!
Grimey Drawer

notro man posted:

Here we have another winner: http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/car/551753272.html :whatup:

Serious offers only!




Does that thing have speakers in the engine compartment :wtc:. Not too mention the crushed velvet in what appears to be the engine bay. Wouldn't that just melt off? That car truly is an abomination. Poor Supra.

Edit: Ah, I see that isn't the engine bay. All that is just the hydraulic gear. Its hard to pay attention at the tail end of a graveyard shift.

HappyHelmet
Apr 9, 2003

Hail to the king baby!
Grimey Drawer

honkykong posted:


edit: Found one more :psyduck:

http://cleveland.craigslist.org/car/546624601.html

Holy poo poo! I took one look at that pile of garbage and immediately started laughing my rear end off. It looks like the early nineties came along, and vomitted all over the outside of that thing, and seriously, what the gently caress is with Boba Fet under the hood :psyduck: ?

Sometimes I wonder how the owners of these kind of vehicles react when someone reacts like that in front of them. Like, are they so oblivious to the shittiness of the vehicle that they assume its laughter of joy at seeing such a magnificent vehilce? Do they KNOW their vehicle sucks, and even though on the outside they may still appear proud to drive it on the inside they are crying over the fact they wasted so much money?

HappyHelmet
Apr 9, 2003

Hail to the king baby!
Grimey Drawer

VideoTapir posted:

http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/car/569234934.html

Ricer idiot selling a CRX, makes sure to highlight the ricer idiot bits. It's really not spectacularly bad, except for this:


It looks like he's photoshopped stuff out of this image. Badly. Above the rear wheel, and on the end of the hatch.

It doesn't even look like he photoshopped it. Rather that he just went into MSpaint. Smeared some gray on there and called it a day. He couldn't even be bothered to clean it up and make it half-way believable judging by the overspray into the wheel well.

HappyHelmet
Apr 9, 2003

Hail to the king baby!
Grimey Drawer

robotsinmyhead posted:

http://columbus.craigslist.org/car/583248401.html

no radeo :(


Its ok. Just so happens that I have an extra radeo in my garage that are missing spkers.

Also, "let me no looking 4 gsxr OR cbr OR any CROCH ROCKET" :psyduck:

And what is a GOL of gold paint? I suppose he meant GAL as in gallon.

HappyHelmet
Apr 9, 2003

Hail to the king baby!
Grimey Drawer

Nitrox posted:

Dang, that is a classic rape van. He should have advertised it as such.

Seriously, there is no loving way I could ever drive that thing and not look like a pedophile/creepy rapist.

HappyHelmet
Apr 9, 2003

Hail to the king baby!
Grimey Drawer

City Hunter posted:

http://london.kijiji.ca/c-cars-vehicles-cars-over-5K-1978-Buick-Regal-2dr-Coupe-W0QQAdIdZ34422782

GREENEST. Car. Ever.
Remember, St. Paddy's Day is less than two weeks away!
WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR!?



My parents used to have a AMC Hornet that was green like that. It was kind of a piece of poo poo, but I miss "The Green Hornet" as we used to call it.

HappyHelmet
Apr 9, 2003

Hail to the king baby!
Grimey Drawer
Cheetos "Crown Victory" mobile :?

http://charleston.craigslist.org/car/618583525.html

HappyHelmet
Apr 9, 2003

Hail to the king baby!
Grimey Drawer

Rear Admiral BOOYA posted:

http://austin.craigslist.org/car/623078800.html


gently caress your hot hatch, I've got the deathwagon.



:rock:

Ah, man. That would be such a sweet surfer wagon. Texas isn't that far away from South Carolina, right? :(

HappyHelmet
Apr 9, 2003

Hail to the king baby!
Grimey Drawer
Rusty piece of poo poo car trailer available here:

cheap!!!****cheap!!!****CARTRAILER *UGLY* - $600
http://seattle.craigslist.org/tac/car/628150625.html

I WANT $600. THE FINDERS HAVE BEEN BANGED BACK OUT AFTER I DROVE MY TOYOTA OVER THEM A TIME OR TWO .iT IS 14FT. LONG AND HAS A 2 INCH BALL. I ONLY HAVE ONE RAMP/BUT IF YOU HAVE A TRUCK OR WHEELER YOU CAN DRIVE ON TO IT. THE PIC. SHOW AXLES ON IT. BUT I DROVE THE TRAILER TO PORTLAND TO SALE THE AXLES LAST MONTH SO THE TRAILER WILL GO ANYWHERE YOU WANT IT TO . WE TOOK IT TO UTAH THIS LAST SUMMER,BUT THIS YEAR I GOT A NEW ONE.



Note the giant apparently photoshopped wheels that cover the majority of the trailer the guy is trying to sell in the photo :psyduck:

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HappyHelmet
Apr 9, 2003

Hail to the king baby!
Grimey Drawer

comrade sampo posted:

For $35k couldn't he have just bought a real C5?

At the very least he could pick up a used one for a few grand cheaper.

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