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The 9th Axiom posted:Gee, I never would've guessed. The 9th Axiom posted:He just made an already worthless car even more worthless because of his "mods." The 9th Axiom posted:Great link! 500HP on a Miata?! drat! That really IS a monster of a Miata! You know you can respond to more than one post at a time....see?
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# ¿ Jul 10, 2008 12:57 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 08:44 |
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VideoTapir posted:http://stockton.craigslist.org/car/760994574.html well, 4 spark plugs = 4 cylinders, rite?
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# ¿ Jul 19, 2008 12:57 |
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TOTALLY NOT A SCAM
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2008 18:34 |
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The funnier bit is that he listed it as being "for sale - by dealer". No, I don't believe flipping shitboxes for meth money makes you a car dealer, guy. I emailed him: quote:Dear Sir - Panty Saluter fucked around with this message at 18:48 on Aug 18, 2008 |
# ¿ Aug 18, 2008 18:44 |
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slidebite posted:Holy poo poo, is it just me or is Waffleimages slower than the second coming lateky? No, it seems to be on the rag today
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# ¿ Aug 18, 2008 19:59 |
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This ad made me laugh hysterically. I'm not sure why - maybe it's because he's trying so hard to unload this bucket but isn't smart enough to lie. http://i213.photobucket.com/albums/cc311/justsomeguy77/89camry.png
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2008 18:04 |
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hatfactory posted:It's much easier to replace a head gasket that's only partially blown. well you can get like 12 miles before you need to fill it with water, so why even bother
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2008 22:44 |
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bladernr posted:For what it's worth, I always thought ganked meant stolen... That's always the way I've used it, and I don't think it's exclusive to Down Under either.
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2008 19:15 |
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Crustashio posted:Ever since I bought my e30 I still check the BMW ads to see what ridiculous poo poo there is. uh...so fwd cars are more prone to rollovers at speed?
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2008 01:19 |
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nothin says ballin like eighteen foot rimzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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# ¿ Oct 16, 2008 11:46 |
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Throatwarbler posted:I don't really know much about J-bodies, but Toyota was trying to sell the Z24 Cavalier (4sp auto only) for Y2.07 Million. That's more than a Civic Type R and almost the same price as a WRX. Were top-end Cavaliers really that expensive back in the day? Nein. I don't think the Z24 ever went for more than 15k or so back in the mid nineties. EDIT: unless the car they're currently selling as the Z24 is the US SS. Those go for around 20k I think.
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# ¿ Dec 16, 2008 04:59 |
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InitialDave posted:I think I can provide them exactly what everyone says they're missing.* That's a good thing, because your personality probably doesn't matter anyway
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2008 02:38 |
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SyHopeful posted:(click) I didn't know buying used American vehicles supported the original manufacturer. I also guess he doesn't care if he supports American tire manufacturers
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# ¿ Jan 11, 2009 14:54 |
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From the files:
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2009 20:59 |
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Crustashio posted:The "5000 dollar luxocar" ads are getting loving annoying on kijiji. I used to tag all the ones I find, but now the BMW section is literally half "2001 m3 $5000 must go". I refuse to believe people are that loving stupid. I was noticing earlier today that the signal:noise ratio has gone WAY down on CL's listings as well thanks to these people.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2009 01:31 |
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Toucan Sam posted:It's a 305 carbed '87 in the original yellow, '87 is the last year for that color so it will probably stay. I already picked up all the parts to fix it up also. I got doors, suspension, fenders, Harwood 4" cowl hood, Iroc nose, and lower front ground effect. So, uh...can anything be done with a carbed 305?
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2009 16:10 |
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If this isn't Craigslist Gold, I don't know what is (copy/paste from VWVortex because the original ad is gone):quote:Car has 236000 original two engine shared computer miles. First engine was swaped at 200000 miles and the current one has so far 36000 miles used by me and it was 40000 miles used before where it came out of a rear ended totalled 2003 ZX3.So current engine has total of 76000 miles.No check engine light is on. next smog is due in March 2010.this price $2500 is without the sound system. call me at 209-404-8203 if serious and want to buy. DOHC ZETEC 16 valve 2.0 litre Ford engine, 25 to 30 miles per gallon. 5 speed manual transmission. 18 inch diablo bianca wheels with brand new kumho Escta 225 40 ZR18 tyres. AEM Smog legal cold air intake with K&N Gen 2 Fipx air filter Focus sports front and rear strut braces, red coated, logo engraved for superior cornering and handling. Focus sport crankshaft pulley and MSD coil and plug wires. MSD ignition system New Centre force dual friction clutch/pressure plate installed 4 months ago. Wings west whale tail roof spoiler and side and rear body kits. Wide rally or F1 type 3 piece wrap around wing, rare and expensive Focus wing SVT RED/BLK new leather seats installed 2 months ago. Front Erebuni Italian bumper, body kit Custom hotwheels interior, many extras. One chamber Jones racing muffler, sounds nice, great exhaust system. Bear Decela slotted/drilled perf brake rotors with EBC green brake pads. Expensive speedgraphics.net decals, you can easily take them off if want to make the car look simple and clean.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2009 17:12 |
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MonkeyNutZ posted:Something is wrong here... Does he really think that the decals are what's making this car look like rear end? Based on the quality of his writing - yes.
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2009 18:55 |
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Prelude Gundam posted:Integra owners.. what can I say? we aren't all like that, i swear
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# ¿ Feb 17, 2009 16:42 |
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Sir Tonk posted:You'd think that if you're owning Cadillacs, you could at least spell it right. That requires, you know...paying attention. I once saw a guy on CraigsList trying to sell an Acura "Ledgen". It looked like he was reposting at least once a day too. I bet he was wondering why no one was searching for a "Ledgen".
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2009 02:58 |
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Bob Sapp Please posted:I wonder if his baby momma was one of the free rides. I guess it wasn't so free after all
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# ¿ Apr 5, 2009 16:55 |
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Rear Admiral BOOYA posted:http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/1113899725.html http://i44.tinypic.com/oanf5e.jpg 3 speed auto? that can't be right...
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2009 05:41 |
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I like how he went to the trouble of removing the A/C for that extra 0.05 seconds in the quarter and he lives in Florida. I'm sure that thing has never seen a drag strip either.
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# ¿ May 8, 2009 02:04 |
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http://austin.craigslist.org/ctd/1165113135.htmlquote:1996 Toyota Paseo 115k 5spd. exellent condition $1000 dwn (north mopac/ fm 1325) A 13 year old economy car for only a grand down? Well, my interest was piqued so I emailed the seller asking for a cash price. quote:$4599, its a one owner in almost perfect condtion. And it comes with a 6 month warranty with sticker price. I've heard of highballing but...yeah. Even for a perfect (which this one ain't) Paseo that's outrageous. What's more surprising is that NADA lists clean retail for this car at $3350. Since when have old subcompacts commanded this kind of price? I wouldn't pay more than maybe 1500, and even that's pushing it.
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# ¿ May 12, 2009 01:01 |
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It's "Untitled" because it's in the hands of a dealership.
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# ¿ May 12, 2009 03:46 |
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Does "AT" stand for automatic transmission?
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# ¿ Jun 30, 2009 17:22 |
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Tai-Pan posted:Again, not CL, but... Just use Tinypic or something. Waffles is pretty much done. Panty Saluter fucked around with this message at 20:27 on Jun 30, 2009 |
# ¿ Jun 30, 2009 20:24 |
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Craigslist: where "clean" has an amazingly broad definition http://sanantonio.craigslist.org/cto/1238329035.html quote:Bagged 2001 Dodge Dakota 22" lays frame - $5500 (Spring)
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2009 03:24 |
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Boat posted:E: clean title maybe? I'm grasping at straws here. NOW you're reaching...
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2009 13:29 |
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I just had to email the guy:quote:You do realize this car retailed for less than four grand twenty-seven years ago, yes? I guess we'll see what kind of reaction that provokes. edit: according to wiki the car wasn't even available until 84 Panty Saluter fucked around with this message at 10:36 on Jul 16, 2009 |
# ¿ Jul 16, 2009 10:28 |
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http://austin.craigslist.org/cto/1268142226.html
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# ¿ Jul 18, 2009 16:46 |
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http://austin.craigslist.org/pts/1260463878.htmlquote:99 CIvIC 5-sPEED trANsMIssION - $200 (austin) It's one thing if you format your Myspace page this way, but why on earth would you format a classified ad this way? I'm glad I'm not looking for this transmission, because I'd have some severe cognitive dissonance about giving this guy money.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2009 00:41 |
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kimbo305 posted:If you're a 2na, you'd probably find _more_ cred with the ad. Just think bro, how many years do you have be on the scene to have mad type capitalization like that? I wouldn't think too many since I associate random caps with 13 year old girls
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2009 01:17 |
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MY GIRLFRIEND's 05 Accord LX has a clutch (and a manual to go with). v:)v
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2009 02:14 |
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Matlock posted:Is there anything legitimately wrong with the Smart ForTwo? Because some dealership down by the river is dumping (with no reserve) one on eBay. About a week left on the auction, but it's only at $1,502 currently. Besides being slow, impractical, uncomfortable and surprisingly thirsty? Not much. If you got it cheap enough you could probably resell it and make a quick profit.
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# ¿ Jul 29, 2009 11:54 |
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Lusso posted:This is a drat nice little NA, but $10900? Maybe it'll be worth it to someone with the low miles. I want to say that Sunburst Yellow was a pretty rare color as well, but I'm not sure.
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# ¿ Aug 1, 2009 02:12 |
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Becktastic posted:http://sierravista.craigslist.org/mcy/1295785702.html the irish, obviously
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2009 06:03 |
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Yeah, I'm gonna hafta go ahead and ask you to go ahead and upload that to YouTube.
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2009 15:48 |
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Swordfish posted:List of terrible mods follows, then: I had to reply: quote:Buddy, if you had that ridiculous (and apparently unfiltered) intake on the last engine you drat sure did gently caress it up.
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2009 22:30 |
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# ¿ May 9, 2024 08:44 |
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His reply was kind of disappointing, but they usually are:quote:no rear end so i did not gently caress up the other one cuz i still have and i also have a b20z just for your info and there is a net on the front of it to stop any thing from coming in "im not that stupid.
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# ¿ Sep 1, 2009 23:38 |