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Zool: Mar 21, 2005; The motard rap
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http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/car/550809616.html

Jared posted:

1975 Porsche 911 Turbo
Reply to: see below
Date: 2008-01-24, 9:21PM PST

one of the fastes 911 turbos around 670HP at the wheels.
low miles.
RED.
good tires.
very nice car crazy fast, faster than the ford GT, the Ford GT is for sale also.
always in a garage.
I can e-mail you pics.

Jared
208-301-0683

Jared posted:

the Ford GT is for sale also.

The Ford GT doesn't even get it's own ad.

RED.

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 20:51

Zool: Mar 21, 2005; The motard rap
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http://seattle.craigslist.org/kit/mcy/568507000.html

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The bike was lost during my move up to Seattle and has some oxidation as it was stored outside for a few months.

How exactly does one lose a Ducati 900SS

# ¿ Feb 10, 2008 22:56

Zool: Mar 21, 2005; The motard rap
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1964 Convertible Bug

Craigslist posted:

If this VW doesn't sell in the next month, I delinitely will be keeping it... This investment will increase in value...

I think I would delinitely go with a mutual fund.

# ¿ Feb 23, 2008 08:48

Zool: Mar 21, 2005; The motard rap
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^^ Nothing wrong with using zip-ties to manage wires. Mounting your radiator though...

K posted:

Did you now!

Here we go, complete with airbrush of skeleton vomiting all over the hood:

HOOKED. UP. PROJECT. CAR.

I like the close-up picture of the headlight with a mangled crossmember behind it.

Zool fucked around with this message at 19:43 on Mar 2, 2008

# ¿ Mar 2, 2008 19:25

Zool: Mar 21, 2005; The motard rap
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craigslist posted:

1984 Volvo 244 DL - 800 OBO - $800

I have a 1984 Volvo 244 DL. The car is blue and 4 door non station wagon. The miles are 272K, the car drives great. Has AM/FM/Cassette player. It has a 2.3L, V5 is an stick shift. Please contact me at (206) 779-2537 if you have any questions or come on by for a test drive.

I can't believe it's selling this cheap! The 2.3L V5 is priceless!

Edit: The V5 was never a popular option because it tended to vibrate a little bit more than the 4 cylinder.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2008 02:15

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Ripoff posted:

Be nice, now. At least he knows that it was a 5-cylinder.

Good point, except it's a 4 cylinder.

# ¿ Mar 4, 2008 03:21

Zool: Mar 21, 2005; The motard rap
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Nice 1st year red Miata.

Hardtop like new.

Drives well.

What more could I want to know?

Removed phone number because I don't want any of you to buy it out from under me. Joining the AI Miata Army this Saturday.

Zool fucked around with this message at 05:35 on Mar 4, 2008

# ¿ Mar 4, 2008 05:00

Zool: Mar 21, 2005; The motard rap
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I think I am going to invest all of my money in the Tahoe to Escalade conversion market as well.

# ¿ Mar 11, 2008 06:40

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CommieGIR posted:

How the HELL does he think he will trade a $1500 dollar car (if that) for a v8 Mustang or Camaro!!!

Jeeze, common sense does no prevail

Maybe an 81' Mustang? At 120 HP it wasn't even fast, which is the only thing, other than cheap, the Mustang has going for it.

# ¿ Mar 13, 2008 00:50

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http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/636504878.html

2004 ninja 250cc...$3600 (seattle)

umm... yeah

# ¿ Apr 10, 2008 03:05

Zool: Mar 21, 2005; The motard rap
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I think my craigslist ad belongs here rather than A.I. Marketplace.

http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/car/638151941.html

Someone buy this piece of poo poo! It's like trying to get rid of a froot truck!

# ¿ Apr 11, 2008 06:58

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http://seattle.craigslist.org/see/mcy/714391889.html

craigslist posted:

NICE 1992 YAMAHA XJ650 SECA 2 L@@k!~!~!~! - $800 (tacoma)

hello i am selling this nice 1992 yamaha xj650 with only 3500 miles on it! it is in very good condition has new spark plugs gaskets and lots of other stuff also has mikuni racing carbs and i have stock carbs and some other new parts that are not on it, and it has a 6-speed clutch the bike does run but it needs a new fuel pump $20 on ebay it will run but only for like a couple seconds because fuel pump doesent suck in fuel i do not have a title but i have a bill of sale for the bike and also have the key from the bike taillights work blinkers work horn works and headlights works headlight will need a new bulb it will also need a new battery and so what you see in the picture is what you get and also some extra parts this bik ecan be used for parts or as a project or yo ucan go the department of liscening and get a title for the bike i can also accept trades or part trades, and so if you are intrested in this bike please email me at maxstasyuk@yahoo.com thnx

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needs a new fuel pump

I think maybe that's not the problem

# ¿ Jun 10, 2008 06:18

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it has way too much power for me

It's a 150cc scooter. What does this guy normally drive, a model T?

# ¿ Jul 11, 2008 16:01

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Kotaru posted:

I've never heard what a v8 sounds like behind a pair of fart cans. I imagine it's pretty horrible.

A lot like a V8 with two four into one headers and an open exhaust(awesome).

# ¿ Aug 13, 2008 01:11

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http://seattle.craigslist.org/oly/mcy/981602878.html

quote:

MOTORCYCLE PARTS BIKE - $100 (MOTORCYCLE/SCOOTERS)
Reply to: sale-981602878@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2009-01-05, 3:26PM PST

MAYBE KAWASAKI 500 OR YAMAHA 500 GOOD TIRES, SCHOCKS,MUFFLER,AIR BOX AND MORE. I AM LOCATED IN OLYMPIA.

It's maybe a Kawasaki or Yamaha. Maybe not. :iiam:

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 20:51

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angryhampster posted:

Shouldn't an Evo 8 header have a turbo attached to it?

Greddy performance billet turbo delete adapter.

# ¿ Feb 12, 2009 17:03

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