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honkykong: Sep 20, 2005

http://cleveland.craigslist.org/car/552149700.html

I think I got a headache from trying to decipher this, and I still don't understand most of it.

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honkykong: Sep 20, 2005

http://cleveland.craigslist.org/car/559089872.html

quote:

ALL numbers matching car ,clean,sc ,car,,NEW motor new trans,,runs new ,black gold,tee tops..drives like new,,lots invested,,over 3700.00 in motor and trans call 216.323.8655 gtojoe75 at yahoo.com save$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

Wait, how is it numbers matching with a new engine and trans? Is that even possible?

edit: Found one more :psyduck:

http://cleveland.craigslist.org/car/546624601.html

quote:

Custom Truck for Sale - $50000
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80 thousand invested. Asking price 50,000.00

honkykong fucked around with this message at 22:05 on Feb 10, 2008

# ¿ Feb 10, 2008 22:01

honkykong: Sep 20, 2005

Found a nice corvette for anyone looking...

http://cleveland.craigslist.org/car/674132658.html

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1978 Corvette - For One Cool Dude - $11999 (Olmsted Falls)

It's a corvette. Wrap some fiberglass on your rear end! You are almost assured death driving this car into a tree or another car, but what the hell...you only live once, why not be self descructive every step of the way. God loves it when you tempt fate.

The cars engine is perfect with a huge list of new parts, The body is near perfect, you can judge for yourself if you can get off your rear end to see the car. Also, the interior is decent, and there's a working 8 Track player with a Jimi Hendrix 8 Track in there for you. I also have a 8 Track to cassette converter so you can play your old Metallica and Megadeath tapes with a set of highway trooper sunglasses on.

I can get better pictures if you can get a better personality. I may trade up / down, and I am openminded...but am really not into suv's. Thanks for looking, and here's to hoping that there is a really cheap hooker in your future. I forgot...it has t-tops. This car has pre-teen chicks running behind it the second you drive it by a school. Get some!

# ¿ May 9, 2008 18:05

honkykong: Sep 20, 2005

Someone in the northern Ohio area want a AMC Eagle 4x4 with a whole parts car?

http://cleveland.craigslist.org/cto/1034094797.html

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