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Ripoff posted:Poor guy must be getting frustrated. That is awesome. Aeka 2.0 posted:Why do people not understand that mileage on the vehicle doesn't = engine mileage. The guy only posted the mileage on the rebuilt engine, and claims that as the truck's miles. They don't understand vehicles, period. There are plenty of people who think if a car has a good engine, it is a good car. As if that is all that matters. If you showed these people pictures of major components of a car, they probably couldn't even consistently identify which one is the engine. IOwnCalculus posted:My wife spotted this one: poo poo like that is really popular in South Korea. Except it's usually people putting the MB emblem on Ssangyongs and Daewoos which have MB engines. Although I have seen some confused individual's Ssangyong Musso with a BMW emblem on it. And a few Ford Thunderbird emblems on various cars...usually Kias, but not always.
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2008 06:06 |
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Butt Reactor posted:what the hell happened? A lot of ill-advised rust repair happened.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2008 03:12 |
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Butt Reactor posted:durr, I can see the rust spots now Did it happen to come from a waterlogged area, like New Orleans post-Katrina? http://archives.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?s=&threadid=1827898 http://archives.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=1832980&perpage=40&pagenumber=1
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2008 07:12 |
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Swordfish posted:http://houston.craigslist.org/car/538514226.html OMG....where to begin... I'd say with the stripes on the side...what is with that weird angle at the front. In the pictures, it initially looks like he has some ill-fitting body kit on the thing. And in the rear it looks like he actually does. And the speakers...W...T...F. This is obviously a very personalized vehicle. Maybe he doesn't realize that the market for this car only ever consisted of one individual.
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2008 11:51 |
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Butt Reactor posted:sorry, don't have archives access Awww, I must have missed the memo that they were closing to the peasants.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2008 02:58 |
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http://portland.craigslist.org/wsc/car/551959942.htmlquote:dosnt run atm just needs a fuel pump motor runs great other than that. So it doesn't run, but it runs great! I THINK I get what he means, but then that could be the idea. (And how would he know what other problems there are or are not if it isn't running because of the fuel pump?)
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2008 22:36 |
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MrKatharsis posted:http://gainesville.craigslist.org/car/555018817.html Wife probably told him to sell the truck. "SEE, NO ONE'S BUYING!" (secretly happy he can keep the truck)
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2008 03:34 |
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alternate.eago posted:Just to be fair to the seller, those pictures do show the cleanest Geo I've ever seen. With the "complete brand new exhaust," and it being a New York car, I doubt it's as clean as it looks. Anyone have that "bran new" macro? On the same level as some of these, but not seen on craigslist, yesterday I was riding my bicycle, and I rode past a 1980s Chrysler New Yorker for sale, parked, not running, on the street. 350 dollars. I didn't stop, or even slow down, and it was immediately obvious why it was only 350 dollars (besides being a 20+ year old Chrysler). I distinctly smelled burnt oil.
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2008 23:05 |
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I was looking on Ebay to see if there were more intact Fieros for sale or more hacked Fieros. (It's about 2 to 1 intact vs. Lambasted.) when I came upon this: http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/1988-Factory-T-Top-GT-Fiero-Exotic-Kit-car-Project_W0QQitemZ170188747295QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item170188747295 The guy wants 3800 bucks for about 90% of a Fiero that is sitting in pieces waiting for an unspecified "replica type exotic fiberglass body." (Looks like one of the "Ferrari" ones. Could be worse) edit: and on the subject of Fieros, this one is loving gorgeous: http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/Classic-Sports-Car-Coupe-w-17-Ferrari-wheels_W0QQitemZ260206771553QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item260206771553 Not one of the desireable years, but you can't argue with the (apparent) condition. Apart from the lack of engine photos. VideoTapir fucked around with this message at 00:44 on Feb 1, 2008 |
# ¿ Feb 1, 2008 00:29 |
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deviant. posted:I would only believe that guy if by "finance company" he means "loan shark". I can't imagine any vaguely reputable institution underwriting a 22 year old economy car for any amount, much less that amount. Every used car lot in Northern Arizona asks and will settle for not much less than prices like that (like the place asking 4 grand for a beat-up Festiva). I'm guessing there are enough complete loving retards around that they can count on them. I mean one 4000 dollar CRX is worth probably 3 or 4 2000 dollar ones to the dealer. I'm sure all of them can arrange for them to be financed at those prices. At least that idiot's car looks to be in pretty good shape.
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2008 06:19 |
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notro man posted:Here we have another winner: http://chicago.craigslist.org/chc/car/551753272.html I think we need a new thread already...that puts us way over the speed and class limit for this one. Who the gently caress puts hydraulics on a supra? At first I thought it didn't have an engine.
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# ¿ Feb 2, 2008 10:27 |
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dexter posted:It's the elusive Ferrari 300zx. moron posted:Pictures speak a thousand words. I'm afraid these pictures speak only three: What The gently caress I don't think I've ever seen someone pimp a flatbed before. Also...a tilting flatbed? (and not on a tow truck?)
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2008 21:04 |
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Huggable Bear King posted:I love the huge gap between the front bumper and the headlight in this MUST SEE cougar. Maybe that's why he took his pictures at night.
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2008 08:47 |
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Skeeber posted:SRT8 FOR SALE - $60000 Deal with it. It'll be like that for months. I'm guessing until the Camaro comes out.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2008 20:19 |
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7744 posted:Charger != Challenger Oh...well then, yeah, that is pretty bad.
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2008 20:48 |
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http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/car/568585645.htmlquote:1 OF A KIND!! OVER 75K INVESTED!! $42,500 http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/car/567483385.html quote:1996 Nissan 200sx - SR20det - 12k in mods! 65k mi. - $6700 So that's like 14000 "invested." That's some pretty good return on your investment. I'll call my broker. quote:Very well taken care of: 1996 Nissan 200sx - SR20det Bluebird engine (U-13). SUPER CLEAN EXTERIOR AND INTERIOR. WOW! THAT MEANS I CAN DRIFT WITH IT! quote:65k original miles on chasis (less on motor). CLEAN TITLE, NO ACCIDENTS! When the car is sporting an airbagless aftermarket steering wheel, and it has no other "sporting" interior modifications (you know, like complete removal of the interior), I find it hard to believe it has had no accidents. quote:Mods have ALL been installed periodically within the last 3,000 miles! So everything is fresh. "I hosed up bad and I want out." quote:Engine can handle over 20psi with tuning. Translation: the engine has not been tuned. quote:Have an optional touring wing painted the same color as the car available. Of course you do. VideoTapir fucked around with this message at 20:08 on Feb 12, 2008 |
# ¿ Feb 12, 2008 19:55 |
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glyph posted:anyone looking for a cheap veggie conversion project? Taking pictures at night makes the car look MYSTERIOUS.
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2008 20:07 |
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http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/car/571660955.htmlWALL OF TEXT posted:CLASSIC SURFER VAN / SUPER CLEAN / NEVER HAV2 SMOG - $4800
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# ¿ Feb 12, 2008 23:12 |
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Delivery McGee posted:
quote:Needs paint and interior work. TEXAS truck so minimal rust. That rust looks more than minimal. edit: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/car/571995749.html Has it snowed in Vegas this winter, or is this a scam? Hey this one might actually be pretty good: 1986 Mercury Capri, 2400 bucks. http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/car/571971404.html http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/car/570109420.html quote:TAKE OVER MY PAYMENTS!! 04 Ford Explorer - $470 So you expect me to buy a car for more than it's worth, then? A 4 year old car? quote:It is in perfect condition and is still under warranty until 100k miles (it has almost 40k now) I'm not sure how the bank to which you're supposed to be making payments would feel about that. Or the insurance company. quote:Bad credit ok. We can work out something. And this is is why Las Vegas leads the nation in foreclosures. BMW diesel anyone? http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/car/563947525.html VideoTapir fucked around with this message at 23:48 on Feb 12, 2008 |
# ¿ Feb 12, 2008 23:16 |
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Moruitelda posted:Chrysler Sebrings' value drop like rocks. And they're also some of the most pathetic vehicles ever to grace the road. That said, while my initial reaction was "Ha! That's ridiculous," in looking it up, it seems like that's a fairly regular price. Why anyone would actually spend $10k on a used Sebring is beyond me, though. How many Sebring ads can we find where the seller refers to it as a "sports car"? DeathPool posted:Am I doing this right? Rebuilt in 1968 edit: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/car/572389664.html quote:1999 nissan altima gxe - $43000 Misplaced decimal point, twice. VideoTapir fucked around with this message at 06:22 on Feb 13, 2008 |
# ¿ Feb 13, 2008 06:08 |
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Space Gopher posted:Remember that thread about cinder blocks and how they should go if you're going to use them?
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2008 01:09 |
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16 Tons of Monkeys posted:I liked this one. If it wasn't for the rust, if it is as good as described, that could be a sweet deal.
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# ¿ Feb 14, 2008 04:01 |
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frozenphil posted:*10000 dollar civic* I've never seen anything THAT bad in Northern AZ (which is as bad as I've ever seen), but a lot of stuff along the same lines. I look at a dealer lot and 4, 6 months later, nearly all the same cars are still there. There was a Cherokee that sat on one lot for 10 months. (In gorgeous shape, too) I cannot comprehend how these places stay in business when they're so spectacularly good at NOT selling cars. Are they fronts for drug sales? Or do they really screw people over hard enough when they finally get one that it makes up for all the cars they aren't selling? glyph posted:http://rochester.craigslist.org/car/573936423.html You'll make up that difference in maintenance costs, though. VideoTapir fucked around with this message at 05:19 on Feb 15, 2008 |
# ¿ Feb 15, 2008 05:17 |
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nanodroogie posted:89 Crx, b18 gsr motor CLEAN - $3500 Also even in that small picture it looks like the bumper and body have mismatched paint. And all those Integra parts are probably stolen.
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2008 11:30 |
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Nitrox posted:I predict that the top dollar car at the Barret Jackson 10 years from now will be a stock '91 CRX. With no rust. Get 10 CRXs and 1 base Integra, and I'll bet you could build 2 or 3 stock rust free CRXs, and one Integra Type-R
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# ¿ Feb 15, 2008 11:34 |
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http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/car/578810402.html Not much humor value here, this one might be genuinely good: quote:1982 TOYOTA CORONA LUXURY EDITION - $1200 What does this guy think a "little car" is? Correct me if I'm wrong, but didn't the Corona have unspectacular fuel economy, and wasn't it Toyota's biggest US car, and not particularly small regardless? Regardless, that's tempting.
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2008 05:05 |
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http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/car/569234934.html Ricer idiot selling a CRX, makes sure to highlight the ricer idiot bits. It's really not spectacularly bad, except for this: It looks like he's photoshopped stuff out of this image. Badly. Above the rear wheel, and on the end of the hatch.
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2008 20:14 |
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Octavio Barnaby Sr. posted:Not sure if you know this, but not everyone owns a digital camera. Selling a car is as good an excuse as any to get one. Particularly for what that guy is asking.
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# ¿ Feb 19, 2008 22:14 |
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Word back from the photoshopped CRX guy. Me posted:Is there any particular reason you photoshopped this image? dumb guy posted:then check out the car yourself! dumb guy posted:heres the original pic.. there you happy? I'm not even sure what I'm seeing here...is that bondo over cardboard?
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2008 03:47 |
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Doctor Zero posted:Oh, gently caress I had a silver one of those, those things are goddamn tanks. For 275, I don't think he needs to be. And I think he does need to head off the dumb questions. Be nice if he gave some indication what the bike needs, though.
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# ¿ Feb 21, 2008 20:59 |
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http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/car/581966086.html Riced out 92 Prelude, 3500. Look at that rear end: TWO VW Beetle pickups: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/car/582228626.html
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# ¿ Feb 22, 2008 08:31 |
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Zool posted:1964 Convertible Bug Doesn't seem to understand the whole "condition" factor in car values. Barret Jackson!
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# ¿ Feb 23, 2008 09:47 |
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Advent Horizon posted:I really hope they're being sarcastic. At least it isn't riced to hell. But god does it ever LOOK like an Alaska car.
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# ¿ Feb 25, 2008 04:17 |
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Phangor posted:http://saltlakecity.craigslist.org/car/576362551.html Throw in a case of Lysol and maybe we've got a deal.
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# ¿ Feb 28, 2008 05:15 |
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http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/car/590736597.htmlquote:00 acura integra - $900 Theft recovery, I'm sure. Restore this car to stock, and you will be selling it in precisely the same condition as this man.
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# ¿ Feb 29, 2008 08:43 |
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"In other words, don't email me just for more pictures. You should take time out of your schedule to come look at this car based purely on two thumbnails, and you're gonna like it, you fuckin' ingrates."
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# ¿ Mar 4, 2008 06:02 |
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Sudden Infant Def Syndrome posted:I would so drive that. The only thing apparently wrong with that car is the spoiler.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2008 20:51 |
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DimitriPopov posted:Holy poo poo this is awesome who wouldnt want to drive around in this. The funniest part is his asking price(s). 16,600 starting bid (no bidders), 27 grand "buy it now."
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2008 22:03 |
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destructo posted:I see four bids.. You're right. I think my brain stopped working for a little while there.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2008 22:27 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 08:28 |
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Z3n posted:AND it was totally good for at least 150mph, better than the cawps, ya know. I just noticed the decepticon symbol is crooked. edit: http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/car/566682328.html Note: I'm flagging this one, since it's posted out of area. http://lasvegas.craigslist.org/car/600423734.html This one is a little more subtle, I think. VideoTapir fucked around with this message at 04:32 on Mar 11, 2008 |
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