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CmdrSmirnoff
Oct 27, 2005
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http://toronto.craigslist.ca/tor/car/548158941.html

quote:

Hoochie car for sale - $1500
1994 Honda Civic CX 350,000 km.

Nice, reliable, working vehicle for sale. Well maintained and used only for work purposes driving exotic dancers and escorts back and forth (not often that actual sexual intercourse would occur in the car although both seats do recline ;) Further to that there are NO VISIBLE STAINS ON UPHOLSTERY!

Any questions just fire away.

:pwn:

The owner's going to have to go all Gil Grissom on that car.

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CmdrSmirnoff
Oct 27, 2005
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What the gently caress is this monstrosity

Lamborghini Countach exotic kit car. - $9900
This is a rare opportunity to own this kit car. It has been in my garage for years. People always asking me to sell it, well finally here it is. Worth up to $40-50 grand but I don't have the time for it. This is a finished and completed car. Not some basket case. All for only $9900-firm. Has rear engine Chevy v6 with AC! Gull wing doors lift up like real thing electrically. High quality kit (long wheel base kit). Tubular welded frame, very light and fast. Looks just like the real thing. Titled as 1980 Pontiac.

CmdrSmirnoff
Oct 27, 2005
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http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/yrk/car/645918861.html

"Need to sell my Jeep Liberty in a hurry. Wife is making me because she found out that I had a hooker in it. In good overall condition - 93 with 94,600 k on her. Tires wearing a little thin, but should be good until Winter.

Asking $1100 OBO"

He probably meant to say '03 not 93 but goddamn, I should get this.

(and a bottle of Febreeze to get the hooker stink out)

CmdrSmirnoff
Oct 27, 2005
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Click here for the full 1259x632 image.


What possesses a man to trick out a Lincoln with lambo doors and a dvd player but keep the stock rims? Was he thinking it'd just be too much class?

http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/car/767268281.html

CmdrSmirnoff
Oct 27, 2005
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Steve French posted:

Those rims don't look stock or 16 inches in the photo...

Yeah, though he clearly states in the description that it comes with the stock ones. He probably took them off to torture a poor MKS next.

CmdrSmirnoff
Oct 27, 2005
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http://toronto.en.craigslist.ca/tor/cto/947930444.html

CUSTOM 92 LINCOLN LIMOUSINE !!! LQQK GIRLS INCLUDED !! - $6000 (ETOBICOKE)
92 LINCOLN 6 PASSENGER LIMO,CUSTOM 18 INCH RIMS AND RUBBER ORIGINALS INCLUDED,135000 KM ON REBUILT MOTOR AND TRANNY,FRONT SEATS ARE OK,REAR CABIN SEATS ARE LIKE NEW

WAS A PROMOTIONAL VEHICLE FOR STRIPCLUB AND MASSAGE PARLOUR CALL 416 825 3299 FOR DETAILS GIRLS INCLUDED TO WHO EVER BUYS IT !!!

:nws: https://wi.somethingawful.com/b4/b4b7a861b221cbaa3d2dc3a01a025d72f9d07a40.jpg
:nws: https://wi.somethingawful.com/ff/ff31a6c80d455e239b0ee1623e44867bd426bdb3.jpg
:nws: https://wi.somethingawful.com/77/77a19c570d7bfa6d5322760a03c24d500cc617dd.jpg

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CmdrSmirnoff
Oct 27, 2005
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Confirmed that it's real, the club's site has a gallery section with pics from the car featuring other strippers.

:nws: http://thedevilsplayground.ca/web/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=19&Itemid=32

I live 15 minutes away.

edit: that gallery is a goldmine and page 8 features a Ferrari. Also note the knee damage on the one in red (image 3); girl's been busy getting promoted.

CmdrSmirnoff fucked around with this message at 06:40 on Dec 7, 2008

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