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Apr 6, 2006



Flying_Dane posted:

http://toronto.craigslist.ca/tor/car/556792874.html

hmmm there is one thing on the features list i don't think is quite right...

took me a while to find it. oh and that royal enfield is loving awesome.

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Apr 6, 2006



didn't a geo metro retail for something like $8k in 1992?

http://ithaca.craigslist.org/car/556430167.html

but it gets 50MPG!

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



http://syracuse.craigslist.org/car/564305968.html

can someone explain what's going on with those three shift levers there?

if this gets deleted, it's an 84 hurst/olds.

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



anyone looking for a cheap veggie conversion project?

http://hudsonvalley.craigslist.org/car/571454537.html

typo?

http://binghamton.craigslist.org/car/571742967.html

glyph fucked around with this message at 20:03 on Feb 12, 2008

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



v6 5speed camry?

http://ithaca.craigslist.org/car/573757806.html

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



*•♥•*Valentine's Day STEAL*•♥•* ---58000 ORIGINAL Miles---NO Rust!

http://rochester.craigslist.org/car/574227566.html

first $5K takes it

ugh.



http://rochester.craigslist.org/car/573936423.html

quote:

If your car gets 25mpg, 10,000 miles would cost you $1320 in fuel @ $3.30/gal.
This car averages 35mpg, and 10,000 miles would cost $943 in fuel @ $3.30/gal.
That is a $377 fuel savings for every 10K miles you drive.

thanks for helping me out with the math on that one, buddy.

glyph fucked around with this message at 01:20 on Feb 15, 2008

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



frozenphil posted:

By the way, what the gently caress are "original miles"? I see this poo poo all the time and it makes absolutely no sense to me. Are they saying that the odometer hasn't been rolled back? Is that how many miles are on the chassis, but not the drivetrain?
I see it on tons of cars, even high end, Barrett-Jackson quality stuff, and I don't get it.

i think it's a holdover from the days of the 6 digit odometers (99,999.9) when as soon as you cleared 100k miles you'd have a line of bagels on your odometer.

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



MrKatharsis posted:

There's one for sale near Gainesville, FL, and the posting hasn't been deleted yet:
http://gainesville.craigslist.org/car/573830125.html

mine was the next generation though. i've never seen that combo on that body style.

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



$12k for a 1995 diesel tahoe with 143k that gets 150MPG? sign me the gently caress up!

http://ithaca.craigslist.org/car/582946036.html

quote:

This truck originally came from Florida and was bought and converted to run on used vegetable oil 3 years ago here in Ithaca. I drove over 40k miles on vegetable oil and couldn't be happier with the performance. About 100 miles ago a new state of the art veggie system was installed along with new carpets and a long list of parts in the last year. The truck looks and runs great! Please contact me soon if you are interested as it will sell fast! I don't drive much anymore and have decided its time to pass on the savings to someone else. Call Kevin at 607 351 6139 or email me at ksulliva08@yahoo.com

the rest of you get these overpriced rice mobiles, up here in the liberal northeast, we get these retardedly expensive veggie conversions.

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



Raised By Wolves posted:

I live in Tucson, would do you think AI, should I go look at the $100 Civic?

loving duh.

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



Simkin posted:

Too bad he didn't post pics... Not a bad looking chavmobile.


It took me a second to make myself believe that that pic wasn't rendered. There's something about the fog on the windows that just doesn't look right.

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



seems we've got a funny man here.



http://ithaca.craigslist.org/car/599914637.html

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



The Rocket Salad posted:

Ithaca buddy!

Looks like someone tried to take the shortcut down South Hill via Buttermilk Falls...

yeah, that train track at the bottom of stone quarry just about killed a kid i went to school with.

e: duh, you meant the actual falls. you win this round.

glyph fucked around with this message at 18:17 on Mar 13, 2008

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



thought this one was pretty good-

http://seattle.craigslist.org/est/mcy/615429429.html

craigslist posted:

2003 Limited Edition Yamaha R6 red w/ Black flames - $5500

I bought this bike with the intention of pulling mad tail. I used to drive a Ford Exploder and figured that the punani would flock in like mad if I bought a R6. Unfortuneatly I missed the memo where motorcycles stopped being cool after those dripsacks at Touchstone released Wild Hogs.

Motorcycles become bad rear end with scenes of Tom Cruise riding his Kawasaki into the sunset. Motorcycles became the lamented stereotype of John Travolta skinny dipping with other men. Scientologists.

I don't need it, it was a retarded impulse buy with the dumbest bank on the planet, I have no urge to ride it. I wanted to turn it into a track bike, but I don't need another retarded expensive hobby.

Cosmetically it’s practically perfect besides for a scrape on the right lower fairing and mid-pipe on the exhaust (you can barely tell, as you can see in the picture). The douchecanoe I bought it from thought it would be a good idea to armor-all the tires to make it look pretty… Well his idea worked because I bought this bike based solely on the fact it had shiny tires.

Long story short, I laid it down doing 5mph in the parking lot the night I bought trying to jump off of a train like those guys in Torque. It slid for like a foot and half and if you insist on making a big deal about it I will put a new frame slider on it for you.

The reason you should buy this POS:

* Limited Edition color I guess.
* 13k Miles. (3k Mine 10k moron that sold me the bike with armorall on the tires)
* DynoJet Power Commander (+200 fwhp)
* Leather interior
* Micron Highmount
* Frame Sliderzzzzz (You are gonna get good use of)
* Small Turn Signals
* Heated/Cool cup holders swapped from a Mini Cooper
* Extra sprocket.
* Black painted windscreen. Don’t even pretend like you are good enough to tuck.
* Stock Exhaust and Turn Signals in hand.
* Side impact air bags.
* 2 Rear wheels, one with Flat tire came with it? wtfMATE?
* Red Neon under fearing kit, Solid or sound powered (Siqq)
* Free Wendy's Baconator Coupon underneath the rear seat
* Pay my asking price and get some Gloves and All Weather Nelson-Rigg Cover too.
* Don’t pay asking price and get one glove.
* Title in Hand


$5500 OBO



Will not sell to DFR, or people named Khalid. Or BMW owners.

Will not trade for DSMs or Evos. However, I am willing to run your car in the quarter faster than you can drive it, free of charge. HIGHLY not interested in your POS drift car, Nick Hogan wannabe.

e: added new url. seems this guy traded more pics for the word "douchecanoe"

glyph fucked around with this message at 14:54 on Mar 23, 2008

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



two wonders today-

http://ithaca.craigslist.org/car/628218367.html



$1700? really?

http://ithaca.craigslist.org/car/628992155.html



hey ladies. :pervert:

one more for the road-

http://syracuse.craigslist.org/car/628781124.html

quote:

This is a 1997 e-420 the car runs beatfuial with out any problem the car is black on black with out any rust or dents or any major skracths.the car couid be seen anytime it has no problems at all i just had all four bracks and rotoers changed.the car has just hit 109k the car is veryy relabaile.
price is $7800 obo the car is beatfuail phone:607-343-****

relabaile

glyph fucked around with this message at 22:07 on Apr 3, 2008

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



deviant. posted:



http://austin.craigslist.org/lbg/646529565.html

OK, it's not a car for sale, but it is car related and on CL. Some genius needs brakes, but doesn't want to do them himself or pay a decent amount. You drat well better comply with his demands, too. :rolleye:

that guy can eat a dick.

http://ithaca.craigslist.org/car/649308968.html


we don't really get any speed and class up here, but goddamn if there aren't a ton of aging diesels with ricer (greaser?) markups.

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



http://ithaca.craigslist.org/car/714288793.html



"The wheels on the car don't go with it but the original wheels do."

:psyduck:

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



VideoTapir posted:

What's so :psyduck: about that?

This could be real gold or comedy gold, regardless, depending how Barrett Jackson he's going.

i understand that sentence as "the wheels on the car aren't OEM, but the OEM ones were."

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



CommieGIR posted:

http://washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/car/744211758.html

I am currently in talks with this guy about picking up one of his M35A2s

God, I want that truck


now that actually is gold. please buy that and post a thread about it.

e: screenie of ad if it gets removed or something-

glyph fucked around with this message at 21:55 on Jul 8, 2008

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



amazingly enough, i think i've found some Real Craiglist Gold, winter must be coming because there are a lot of sub $5k projects that i'd love to dive in to.

i'm going to take a look at this tomorrow. god i love these things :swoon:


http://ithaca.craigslist.org/cto/808430209.html



lobsterboy, any insight on these two?

http://ithaca.craigslist.org/cto/805903290.html


http://ithaca.craigslist.org/cto/805753206.html



bloot, is this anything?

http://ithaca.craigslist.org/cto/806189732.html



tough to go wrong with a 70's datsun, right? right?

http://ithaca.craigslist.org/cto/805371606.html







and now, back to your regularly scheduled thread, an over priced piece of polished italian turd- "the car has very low miles which are true" what?


http://ithaca.craigslist.org/ctd/809159367.html

glyph fucked around with this message at 03:20 on Aug 24, 2008

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



Leperflesh posted:

https://let
Title of the post means nobody who searches on "porsche" will find this listing;
Worthless blurry cellphone photos
No mileage
...no price?

Click here for the full 829x690 image.


wow, he has both the papers and THE CAR?

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



Internet_Wwwyzzerdd posted:

I lost it when I read the part about an old lady driving this :krad: Suburban

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/902492165.html

this guy loving "ROCKS"

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



The Rocket Salad posted:

Fixed.

oh hey, i'm in for the 22nd. now to corral ken or klug...

glyph
Apr 6, 2006




haha, that's loving awesome, not $8000 awesome, but still, you've got to love the little guy.

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



Ein Windir posted:

Very nice looking car, but way out of my price range.



http://thunderbay.en.craigslist.ca/ctd/1017583952.html

shot of the whole ad-


Click here for the full 800x1301 image.

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



Landshark posted:

YO, don't call lessen you got 5k in yo pocket



Click here for the full 705x1028 image.


but he's not asking for $5k :iiam:

what the gently caress is coogi?

and that focus belongs in the stupid poo poo put on cars thread. holy wow.

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



Prelude Gundam posted:

http://sfbay.craigslist.org/eby/cto/1033484666.html

So let me get this straight, you threw an aftermarket intake, exhaust, AND header on it and it's still a gas saver?
The temptation to call and ask what a GATYLAC CONVERTER is hard for me to resist..

Integra owners.. what can I say?

Yet SOMEHOW this guy can still figure out the difference between "then" and "than". It's staggering really.

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



Don't see these up for sale every day.



Dreaming of a concorde? Have I got the car for you! :v:


glyph fucked around with this message at 16:26 on May 12, 2009

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Apr 6, 2006



Ineptus Mechanicus posted:

http://albany.craigslist.org/cto/1125091651.html


Click here for the full 1351x485 image.


I just searched for "shitbox" to see what came up and I got this.

that idiot posted:

...nedd money to buy 96 toyota for 3200 even though its only worth 1200

So you admit it's only worth $1200, but because the car you want it $3200, then you'll ask $3200 for it?

:psyduck:

I almost want to email this guy with "can you link me to the ad for the camry? I think i'd rather have that for my $3200".

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



This one makes my brain hurt- how does someone so [seemingly] honest and intelligent drop $8k tarting up an Accent? It's like some bizarro ricer world where they can actually communicate.



http://binghamton.craigslist.org/cto/1178929613.html



Edit: gently caress YEAH



http://elmira.craigslist.org/cto/1179005780.html

glyph fucked around with this message at 01:52 on Jun 4, 2009

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



Nitrox posted:

That site is like a candy store. :shlick:

http://www.j-specimports.ca/list/index.php?ID=14502

I'll do you one better-

http://www.j-specimports.ca/index.php?page=list/index.php?ID=13905

glyph
Apr 6, 2006




***NO DUDE'S***

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



Splizwarf posted:

Is there anything out there that will allow you to grab a whole webpage even though part of it is off-screen? Craigslist ads always end up about two inches too tall on my browser to screengrab the whole thing. I can fullscreen the page with no borders and see it all, but then it's too wide for SA tables so I have to edit it anyway.

There is a program for mac called Paparazzi which does this. You might be able to cross reference it when looking for something for windows machines.

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



Really?


http://ithaca.craigslist.org/cto/1799704129.html


http://syracuse.craigslist.org/cto/1799471965.html

2000 JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE LIMITED HIGH MILES SO IF YOU CARE ABOUT MILES THIS JEEP ISNT FOR YOU

Nowhere in there does it say how many miles "high miles" is. Not even in the pictures. ugh.

e: can't figure out where to upload the second pic that doesn't resize it.

glyph fucked around with this message at 17:24 on Jun 21, 2010

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



What am I missing here? Isn't this a $35k car new?


http://ithaca.craigslist.org/cto/1827331812.html

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



VideoTapir posted:

Why do I feel like buying a Trapper Keeper?

This is a funny post that isn't getting enough love.

Content!



http://ithaca.craigslist.org/cto/1889319796.html

Edit: is there an uploader that can deal with long rear end images?

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



Brigdh posted:

Real Gold?

http://denver.craigslist.org/cto/1918959886.html

I'm so tempted to get it, but I want a FC over a FB

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



You Are A Elf posted:

^
That is a sweet, sweet ride for a great price.

This, however, is not.

http://tucson.craigslist.org/cto/1893873717.html

Click here for the full 1100x931 image.


This poor thing. Someone buy it and pull and Old Yeller to put it out of its misery.

Is the frame cracked on this? Or is the hunchback thing a look the builder was going for?

glyph
Apr 6, 2006



Actual Gold?



http://ithaca.craigslist.org/cto/2103326516.html

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Apr 6, 2006



Doctor Zero posted:

Like most Craigslist garbage you see, the answer is because they are terrible salesmen and think people are stupid.

I'm a big fan of the "asking $2500, but willing to take $2k :v:" idiots. As if somehow by the goodness of some buyers heart they're going to be gifted that extra $500.

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