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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
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Chai Hulud posted:

Roadhouse and The Island of Dr. Moreau have to be two of my favorites.

I've watched Roadhouse several times. Damned funny and a good way to get into Rifftrax.

Frank (the Double Deuce owner upon hiring Dalton (Swayze)): "I'd thought you'd be bigger."

Mike Nelson: "And I thought you'd be less flamingly gay."

Mister Kingdom fucked around with this message at 22:25 on Aug 19, 2008

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

And the tears that fall
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LividLiquid posted:

Just got Matrix: Reloaded. Can't wait to hear it torn to shreds.

God what a piece of poo poo.

They've got to do Matrix: Revolutions.

Please, please, please!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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Gaseous Snake posted:

Facing the clerk at the video store is half the fun of renting those movies.

Like a 44-yr-old man asking the clerk where he can find the Britney Spears' movie, Crossroads.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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egon_beeblebrox posted:

The only problem I've encountered with the riff player was that no matter what I did, it kept losing sync with Star Trek V, until it was up to 20 seconds off. Even when I followed their directions for fixing the problem, it never recovered.

Re-authoring is the only way to go.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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Lord_Pigeonbane posted:

How do you do that?

http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,413.0.html

Skip the "Lite" version. All the programs used are freeware.

It looks harder that it is. You'll spend about 15-20 minutes total (most of this is in Audacity) and the computer does 99% of the work.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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guvnor posted:

:words:

How about breaking it down by chapters?

Some Goon can list the chapter times and we can break each chapter down into 30-60 second segments, rather than trying to take on the entire movie at one time. Set a time limit for coming up with riffs for each chapter. Once the script has been agreed upon for that chapter, go to the next one.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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Ocean's Eleven w/Richard Cheese is now available.

http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/oceans-eleven

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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The next Rifftrax Presents has been announced:

http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax-presents/spiderman-2

It'll be Kevin, Bill, and the Comics Curmudgeon, Josh Fruhlinger.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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Ainsley McTree posted:

Is this the first one without Mike? That'll be kind of weird.

It's the only Spider-Man movie without Mike.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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duz posted:

They're also many miles from each other. The CT crew is all in and around L.A. whereas the RT guys arn't.

The RT guys are in San Diego. Just a couple of hours away.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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muscles like this? posted:

I'm surprised any of them are out west to begin with since they're all Minnesota/Wisconsin natives.

Mike went to San Diego when he started working for Legend Films.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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FelchTragedy posted:

Pirates 3 and possibly 2 deserve it but I'd rather they did another film than this one.

Well, Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom deserved to be Riffed more than Raiders of the Lost Ark, but there you go.

Maybe they'll do the entire trilogy.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax-presents/spiderman-2

Spider-Man 2 is now available featuring Kevin, Bill, and The Comics Curmudgeon, Josh Fruhlinger.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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Just 15 minutes in and this is hilarious:

Aunt May: I'm tired and you'd better start back home.
Kevin: Before I start my drinkin' and my paranoid screamin'.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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The latest Rifftrax Presents - The Day After Tomorrow - is available!

http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax-presents/day-after-tomorrow

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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And the new Rifftrax Presents has been announced - Dirty Dancing.

Featuring Cole Stratton and Janet Varney (whoever they are!).

At least I won't have to rent this one - it comes on Encore this week.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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Dirty Dancing - another excellent riff for a terrible, terible movie. The 80s have a lot to answer for when it comes to bad movies.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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Rageaholic Monkey posted:

I saw one where it was just one of the guys and Disembaudio. I'm usually a huge fan of Rifftrax, but they really need at least two people doing them to make them work, because that one bored the poo poo out of me :gonk:

Mike did Roadhouse by himself (with a little bit of help from Disembaudio) and it was loving hilarious.

You are right generally speaking. It's always funnier when they can play off each other.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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There's a new short - Aqua Frolics - available.

http://www.rifftrax.com/ondemand/aqua-frolics

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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Gaseous Snake posted:

I guess they had their 20 questions today. Next movie up is Iron Man.

October 14th

I was kinda hoping they'd do a riff of Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skulls. Kinda like how they did 300, releasing it the same day the DVD came out. But I guess Iron Man will do.

Perfect. I just got the Iron Man DVD.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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Spittin Wheelie posted:

I have only seen the Troll 2 RiffTrax so far, which was hilarious. Does anyone have a good method of syncing the .mp3 to the video?

The best way is to re-author the DVD.

http://forum.rifftrax.com/index.php/topic,413.0.html

It's a lot easier than it looks.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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Mein Eyes! posted:

Fuckity gently caress I did not want to see that movie ever in any way.

And I thought renting Britney Spears' Crossroads was embarassing!

:argh: Mike Nelson!

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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utonium posted:

Holy. Lord. I thought Lady in the Water was bad.

The riffing was pretty funny though. Maybe I'll throw this movie into my Netflix queue, because I've got a feeling this is a good one.

This is going to hurt. I'll watch it, but it will be painful. Can someone PLEASE stop Shyamalan from directing?

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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I'm 30 minutes into The Happening. Apparently Shyamalan didn't take "Creating Tension 101" or "Getting Emotions Out of Your Actors 101" at film school.

The Rifftrax is hilarious so far.

Was Mark Wahlberg given the instruction to anti-act?

Hot dogs, everybody, hot dogs.

Oh, yeah. Lemon Drink.

Last edit: One of the funniest Rifftrax they've ever done.

Mister Kingdom fucked around with this message at 01:57 on Oct 24, 2008

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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Pemmican posted:

Oh okay, thanks! They have quite a library of riffed material, no surprise that I missed that one. Actually have that one on tape, I wonder if I could synch the riffing with it - have to check the version, etc.

As long as the versions are the same, you can sync with the tape.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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TheJoker138 posted:

I agree with this. Bill did Crow in the movie right? And Kevin IS Servo.

Trace did Crow in the movie. Bill didn't start until the Sci-Fi era.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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Pemmican posted:

Gypsy had what, three different voice actors, none of them women?

Josh did it first, then Jim, and finally Patrick Brantseg.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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http://www.rifftrax.com/rifftrax/indiana-jones-and-kingdom-crystal-skull

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal is now available.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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New short is up:

Good Eating Habits

e: Just finished watching the Indiana Jones riff.





South Park was right.

Mister Kingdom fucked around with this message at 02:13 on Nov 1, 2008

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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GeauxSteve posted:

How is the new Rifftrax for Indy?

The riff is okay - lots of Indy is really old jokes. The movie is another story.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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muscles like this? posted:

What the hell was up with his breakfast anyway? Some kind of cereal, eggs, bacon, toast, orange juice and milk. And they expect the kid to eat ALL of it?

It's all a part of a well-balanced breakfast!

When I was a kid, breakfast was either:

1. bowl of cold cereal,
2. 2 scrambled eggs w/toast & milk, or
3. pancakes w/syrup & OJ

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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Behonkiss posted:

Rifftrax.com has been redesigned, the Rifftrax DIY has come back, and the iRiff system is underway. The following titles are available for the initial launch:


The redesign is fairly hideous. I hate rollover text on sites.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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muscles like this? posted:

Its also definitely cheaper to buy them on their own than the DVD which is just 9 shorts for $14.95. While each short is just $.99 each.

I wonder if they'll offer the bonus short on its own? It would suck otherwise.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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Mein Eyes! posted:

I was surprised to find that their forums have 8000+ registered members.

The info club had over 100,000 members at one point, so I'm surprised the number is this low considering how many computer geeks were/are fans.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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A new short is out - Know For Sure.

Looks like a VD short.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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rubics posted:

I have no problem with their riffs of decent films. I loved the Jurassic Park, Spider-Man, and Top Gun riffs. It's obviously harder to poke fun at a 'good' movie, but I'd like to think they only release riffs that they think are decent, not just those that make them money. I really can't think of a single track in my library that I was 100% disappointed with. Obviously I prefer some to others, but overall it has been a good run.

The only one I didn't particularly care for was Cloverfield. I can't blame Mike and company because they had a total piece of poo poo movie to work with.

Otherwise, bad 80s movies (which I would never have watched before) like Road House and Top Gun are very rewatchable.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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Alexandr posted:

Hahaha, best surprise of the Dark Knight riff so far. "Krankor!"

I love Krankor! I'm going to pick up a copy of Dark Knight today.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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ErIog posted:

I thought it was better than the first two. They did less of the obvious jokes about Hagrid smelling.

"He went mad after he bought a pack of gum from CVS and they gave him a three foot receipt."

Ain't that the loving truth.

Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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Ensign_Ricky posted:

Merry loving Christmas Goons.



This has the potential to be the most awesome thing ever done. By anyone. Ever.

I know the Deathstar is supposed to look like Pac-Man, but we all know it as :v:.

This should be great - more Lucas-bashing!

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Mister Kingdom
Dec 14, 2005

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Plavski posted:

So A New Hope is out. I have fingers toes and eyebrows crossed that this will be a good one. Of the recent riffs, I liked the Azkaban riff but hated the Dark Knight one. I personally found it the least funny riff they've done to date.

I hope that was just an aberration though and ANH continues with the great history of Star Wars riffs.

C3PO: "I am C3PO, human-cyborg relations and this is my counterpart, R2D2."

Luke: "Hello."

Kevin: "I stood next to your mother as she died."

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