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CratSock
Aug 5, 2004

Sock Wielding Assassin

I was looking for an old somewhat crappy Risk game called "Riskit for Windows" by a company called Nessysoft. I know there are much better Risk games, but I want this one back, dammit!

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Ostia Pyrosis
Jul 15, 2004

bitches don't know 'bout
my knives and lint
Does anyone know what happed to Straylight who ran "Goth Goose of the Week"?

He mysteriously just stopped updating the site in February 2000; it's still up but there has been no explanation as to why it all ground to a halt.

I used to love that site so much :smith:

Chinese Tony Danza
Oct 30, 2007

Crappy Cat Connoisseur
This one's a bit weird compared to the rest of the requests, but I remember there was a Mega Man fan site back in the day that was owned by a guy calling himself Megaman X-treme (back before the Gameboy Color Mega Man X game of the same name). He represented himself as a blue and red Mega Man 8 sprite with those Rush jetpack wings on it. It had a lot of cool stuff that I haven't seen anywhere else since, including:
  • The Robot Master Polka, a Click n Create movie where the robot masters sang a polka about how they couldn't defeat Mega Man.
  • A demo of a Mega Man fighting game (probably also CNC), the only boss working in said demo being Top Man.
  • A handful of fighting game-esque animated GIFs of some of the robot masters--the only one I expressly remember was Charge Man.
If anyone has any of that stuff or knows where I can find it, that would be awesome. This was probably some time between 1997 and 2000 for an idea, and I think it was on Angelfire. The background of the site was black and green and had a kind of electronic pattern to it.

PirateMathew
Apr 22, 2007

The dog is fine in Portugal - that big threat is away - you don't have to worry about crime anymore.
It's not that old, but I'm dying to find the videos of that weak rear end rapper that did a scene of one of his clips while taking a shower..

If only I could remember his name..

Skunkduster
Jul 15, 2005




4-5 years ago (maybe) I saw a thread on some game site where the OP said his mother was caring for a retarded girl and that he was loving her and asked the internet if that was okay since the retard didn't seem to object. The answer was tons of replies of "What? gently caress no!!" and plenty of photoshops.

Also looking for a short youtube video of a guy shooting his dog with a super soaker that had DOOM sounds overlaid.

Leatherhead
Jul 3, 2006

For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast,
And breathed in the face of the foe as he passed;
And the eyes of the sleepers waxed deadly and chill,
And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still

I don't know if I'm an idiot and everyone knows where this is now, but a few years back there was a link on the front page called Untitled Document, that linked to a many-chaptered pulp sci-fi story featuring aliens, lesbians, and an incredibly ignorant hero. I tried to find it again recently but it seems to have gone, and searching "untitled document" doesn't produce very good google results.

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

CratSock posted:

I was looking for an old somewhat crappy Risk game called "Riskit for Windows" by a company called Nessysoft. I know there are much better Risk games, but I want this one back, dammit!

from the first google hit for exactly what you typed in quotes

ftp://ftp.monash.edu.au/pub/win95/games/risk.zip

I assume this is wrong or you wouldn't have asked, right?

moller
Jan 10, 2007

Swan stole my music and framed me!

Chainsawdomy posted:

I don't know if I'm an idiot and everyone knows where this is now, but a few years back there was a link on the front page called Untitled Document, that linked to a many-chaptered pulp sci-fi story featuring aliens, lesbians, and an incredibly ignorant hero. I tried to find it again recently but it seems to have gone, and searching "untitled document" doesn't produce very good google results.

really?

somethingawful "untitled document" -> I feel lucky

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/chapter-one.php

Change thread title to "look at the first google result for me"

Slurpee_E
Mar 14, 2006

I have seen animals having sex in every position imaginable: goat on chicken, chicken on goat, couple of chickens doing a goat, couple of pigs watching.
There was a webcomic I've been looking for. It was a one-shot not a series that was updated weekly.

I can't remember the title exactly, but it was something to the effect of "The man I might have become" or "The man I could have been". It was autobiographical comic about a time when the author was unemployed and broke. He would do nothing but lay in bed pretending to not be home when his roommates were around, but one day the roommates pick the lock on his door and he has to jump out the window. Other things happen like he encounters a bunch of homeless guys, he finds a temp job--mundane stuff like that.

Hopefully somebody knows what I'm talking about. I've looked through many google searches with variations on what the title might be and got nothing.

Leatherhead
Jul 3, 2006

For the Angel of Death spread his wings on the blast,
And breathed in the face of the foe as he passed;
And the eyes of the sleepers waxed deadly and chill,
And their hearts but once heaved, and for ever grew still

moller posted:

really?

somethingawful "untitled document" -> I feel lucky

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/feature-articles/chapter-one.php

Change thread title to "look at the first google result for me"

I swear to god a couple months ago that didn't work. Goddamn it. Thank you.

E- Oh great and what's more it's actually on SA still. GODDAMN it.

Track
Feb 8, 2007

PirateMathew posted:

It's not that old, but I'm dying to find the videos of that weak rear end rapper that did a scene of one of his clips while taking a shower..

If only I could remember his name..

This?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mWW6kRITEY
Why must I cry

PirateMathew
Apr 22, 2007

The dog is fine in Portugal - that big threat is away - you don't have to worry about crime anymore.

Track posted:

This?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mWW6kRITEY
Why must I cry

Thank you good sir!

MA-Horus
Dec 3, 2006

I'm sorry, I can't hear you over the sound of how awesome I am.

MrGreenShirt posted:

Is this what you were talking about?

Quake in real life

Oh my loving Jesus, that's Kevin Perrera! Host of Attack of the Show.


Holy gently caress. People before they were mildly successful.

Grammer Police
Jul 25, 2006
It's s'posed to be ironic....
A few years ago there was this really strange website. I'm not sure of the name but on the front page it said "Absolute Pants". It wasn't a big site and it was pretty basic but it had a bunch of dumb poo poo on there like how to annoy people, a crazy rear end report card, a horrible erotica story and bad drawings. I accessed it through the Yahoo entertainment directory but I can't find it now. I believe it was made by someone in the UK.

I know I'm not giving good details but this is all I can remember.

Thanks for any help.

Fucitol
May 8, 2005

Ceterum autem censeo mundum esse delendam



Memento, homo, quia pulvis es, et in pulverem reverteris
I've been looking about a month now for an artist that played on either David Letterman or Jay Leno. The musician was, if I remember, blind since birth and was just playing some amazing blues. I think I saw it in a YouTube thread a long while ago about songs that made the posters all happy or warm inside or something. Please help me find the song/artist!

Comfy Chairs
May 21, 2005

by Ralp

SkunkDuster posted:

Also looking for a short youtube video of a guy shooting his dog with a super soaker that had DOOM sounds overlaid.

A youtube search for "dog water pistol doom" returns this as the first result.


e: ^^^^ ZappDash, I'm pretty certain that was Bryan Lee

Comfy Chairs fucked around with this message at 19:50 on Nov 10, 2008

Track
Feb 8, 2007

ZappDash posted:

I've been looking about a month now for an artist that played on either David Letterman or Jay Leno. The musician was, if I remember, blind since birth and was just playing some amazing blues. I think I saw it in a YouTube thread a long while ago about songs that made the posters all happy or warm inside or something. Please help me find the song/artist!

Wasn't Jeff Healey, was it? I think he had an album out just before his death and has been blind since he was a child.

SneakyCracker
Oct 28, 2003

IRC - Its nothing more than multiplayer notepad.

robodex posted:

I'm not sure, but I can tell you that Firefox flipped the gently caress out when I clicked the link and said it was a "potential attack site."

Ditto on Google Chrome.

NDPir8
Sep 10, 2005

the fix is in
Anyone have the porn clip of that german guy coming on some girl's rear end while shouting "IT'S OVAAAAAAAAAAA"?

Emmitt Nervend
Mar 16, 2001

Surely someone has the Corsair triangle of comedy "Old, Rich, Pool" song.

stripeysweatergirl
Aug 24, 2006
I will eat all the leaves on this tree.
There used to be a website which consisted entirely of an anime girl swinging something in her hand around and singing, while a repeated MP3 of gibberish played over and over again. All I can remember about the name of the website was Jonny Digital or something. A goon isolated the song playing and I had it as my ringtone for a while, I'd love to have it again. Does anyone have it, or even know the website I'm talking about?

Also, what happened to the Webcrawler Hall of Fame? The 'electric yanni boat' used to make me laugh.

Shankley
Nov 15, 2005

by Tiny Fistpump

stripeysweatergirl posted:

There used to be a website which consisted entirely of an anime girl swinging something in her hand around and singing, while a repeated MP3 of gibberish played over and over again. All I can remember about the name of the website was Jonny Digital or something. A goon isolated the song playing and I had it as my ringtone for a while, I'd love to have it again. Does anyone have it, or even know the website I'm talking about?

http://www.leekspin.com

m2pt5
May 18, 2005

THAT GOD DAMN MOSQUITO JUST KEEPS COMING BACK
Edit: ^^ :argh:

stripeysweatergirl posted:

There used to be a website which consisted entirely of an anime girl swinging something in her hand around and singing, while a repeated MP3 of gibberish played over and over again. All I can remember about the name of the website was Jonny Digital or something. A goon isolated the song playing and I had it as my ringtone for a while, I'd love to have it again. Does anyone have it, or even know the website I'm talking about?

http://www.leekspin.com/ ?

CaptainHairdo
Nov 19, 2005
"You should really be doing some research rather than browsing the forums in your underwear."
\
:backtowork:

stripeysweatergirl posted:

Also, what happened to the Webcrawler Hall of Fame? The 'electric yanni boat' used to make me laugh.

Is this what you're looking for?

Junk posted:

Jesus Christ! Thank you for finding this! Every time I see this thread pop up I ask for it but this is the first time anyone found it. I never saw this second half of it either.

You're welcome. :) Up to this point I'd only seen the first half, too. Somewhere in storage I have a copy of school.mov on a hard drive. If you'd like a copy, send me a message and I'll be glad to send it to you when I find the packing box it's in.

Part of Everything
Feb 1, 2005

He clenched his teeh and walked out of the study
This was one of my favorites back in the day - Bert is Evil.

http://www.spacecat.com/bert/bert.htm

Although the original site is long dead, it's been faithfully mirrored and kept going for at least 10 years now.

teamgod
Jun 4, 2007
In Sorte Diaboli

Part of Everything posted:

This was one of my favorites back in the day - Bert is Evil.

http://www.spacecat.com/bert/bert.htm

Although the original site is long dead, it's been faithfully mirrored and kept going for at least 10 years now.

Oh god.. this brings back memories. Thanks :) I love the interview with Ernie. "He takes me out back to the pigeon shed and -------[CUT]--------"

MobMentality
Aug 22, 2007

I'm Mike Doyle.
I want to find that video that is probably ten years old. This guy is sitting in his car waiting to go through a gate and all of a sudden it cuts to his imagination where he drives past it on two wheels. Cue stunts like his little wagon being catapulted off of an aircraft carrier.

Nemesis Of Moles
Jul 25, 2007

I'm looking for a site I found months ago but cant remember at all, it was a big long story written in emails and various blogs about this house that killed people or ate their souls, I remember one of the lines from it that alot of people quoted was "The Door is Open". I think they were making a movie off it.

edit: nevermind that bit

Nemesis Of Moles fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Nov 12, 2008

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry

NDPir8 posted:

Anyone have the porn clip of that german guy coming on some girl's rear end while shouting "IT'S OVAAAAAAAAAAA"?

I remember a YTMND of a porno where the dude was wearing an E.T Mask with Dirty Dozen (I think) singing in the background. Hilarious.

I've got four, two are pretty much funny songs, and the third and fourth I'm not even sure really exists:

-"I think my teletubby is gay" song. I have no loving clue where it originated from, but it was a guy monologue-ing the freaky stuff his gay teletubby does (with the sound of the looping/warping Purple teletubby saying "biiiig huuuug" periodically in the background) I've tried googling it before, but no luck.

-"Big Gay Al Rap". I actually have the sound file still on a CD somewhere, and I could even upload it, but that's not the point. I want to know where it came from, and if it might still exist on some website. It's rather funny at parts, and for a rap, its well made (if you don't mind that every verse is dripping with gayness). Although I don't believe its THE big gay Al from Southpark, but more of a parody on him.

-"the running retard hitting a bed video (?)" A friend of mine told me he saw a video on the internet of a retarded guy who was sleep deprived for a few days was blindfolded and taken into a room by some guys where there was a bed. Apparently one of them put a metal plate or something under the sheets, so when they took off the blindfold, the retarded guy saw the bed, shouted "YAY, BED!!!", ran at it full-on, and fell face first on it, smashing himself on the metal plate underneath. I am not sure if it exists or not.

Those two songs I think were originally gotten during the older days of napster, but who knows where they came from before that.

-"Monkey see...MONKEY FUUUUCK!!" If you are looking for this one, its pretty likely to be :nws:. A short video clip where someone is saying exactly that, but its two separate videos being shown at the time. In the first part (monkey see), I think its supposed to be a monkey waving happily, and in the second part, its a video clip of either a dude in a monkey suit or a real life monkey thrusting his hips hard on something.

formaldehyde
Nov 28, 2005

I do not have any money for a custom title so am sending you this drawing I did of a spider instead. I value the drawing at $5 so trust that this settles the matter.

Calmquake posted:

I sincerely doubt anyone will know what I'm talking about, but.. I remember this flash animation from maybe five or six years ago? It was Japanese (I think) and featured this giant whale-like creature and the entire thing had a very cyberpunk kind of theme to it. I believe the whale thing sacrificed itself for some girl?

I really liked that thing and I'd love to see it again.

Also, if anyone has the full set of these pics, I'd be really grateful:

I think this is the full thing:

Click here for the full 756x1008 image.


Click here for the full 810x1080 image.


Click here for the full 810x1080 image.


Click here for the full 810x1080 image.


Click here for the full 810x1080 image.


Plus 2 random images by the same artist:

Click here for the full 697x1000 image.


Click here for the full 856x899 image.

The Human Cow
May 24, 2004

hurry up

Nemesis Of Moles posted:

I'm looking for a site I found months ago but cant remember at all, it was a big long story written in emails and various blogs about this house that killed people or ate their souls, I remember one of the lines from it that alot of people quoted was "The Door is Open". I think they were making a movie off it.

edit: nevermind that bit

The Dionaea House

Lazermaniac
Sep 2, 2007
Do not stare into beam with remaining eye.
Does anyone have an mp3 of "Ninja Song 2" that Real Ultimate Power website used to link to? The original URL was http://www.freedommusic.co.uk/ninja.mp3 if that helps any. I remember I used to love this song a whole bunch, but the only copy of it that I had happened to be on a crappy mp3 player which suffered a HDD failure, taking the song into the grave with it.

Comfy Chairs
May 21, 2005

by Ralp

stripeysweatergirl posted:

There used to be a website which consisted entirely of an anime girl swinging something in her hand around and singing, while a repeated MP3 of gibberish played over and over again. All I can remember about the name of the website was Jonny Digital or something. A goon isolated the song playing and I had it as my ringtone for a while, I'd love to have it again. Does anyone have it, or even know the website I'm talking about?

The link to the website has already been posted, but I object to you calling the music gibberish. The song is Ievan Polkka (Eva's Polka) by Loituma and is a Finnish folk song as far as I can remember. Here they are singing it live on Youtube.

McNutty
Feb 25, 2007

Forum cheer squad sez: "Cheer the fuck up your avatar is depressing you left-wing commie ass-smoker. For fuck's sake. Jessus."
Nearly 5 years ago, or so, I found a version of this song-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u50KlJxCWpg
shot from a balcony with much better audio quality. Then I lost that video. Does anyone else have it?

Lean Six Ligma
Nov 26, 2005

Dirty Fuckin' Dangles, Boys
Back around the 2000 elections, Jib Jab had this flash game called Capitol Ill, and it had Bush and Gore rapping and you controlled them and could manipulate some turntables and stuff, and they used to have an MP3 available.

Now they don't even have it anymore, and the mp3 link is long gone. I lost the mp3 about 6 years ago in a hard drive failure.

Anybody have it?

the_stone
Apr 1, 2006
The chances of this one being found are slim to none, but around late 2005-early 2006 there was a Ryan Cabrera song review on Pitchfork Media, and it was one of the most hilariously mean reviews I've ever read.

I've tried using the WayBackMachine to find it, but no luck.

FeedbackBsr
Apr 26, 2007

Track posted:

This?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mWW6kRITEY
Why must I cry

All it needs is Shinoda on beats and rap and Chester doing harmonies adn we have a Linkin Park song.

I'd actually listen to it if it was by them too :(

Soar Loser
Aug 8, 2006

by Tiny Fistpump
No so much lost as never found. WFMU's Beware of the blog has a link to a cover of the song Stairway to Heaven done in the style of Rock Lobster by the B52s. The bands name is "The Rock Lobsters"

Now I don't remember where I found it, but I saw the Stairway to Heaven cover mentioned on another blog where it was reported that The Rock Lobsters covered many other songs in the same style. I have not been able to find any other mention of The Rock Lobsters but would love to have any of their MP3s.

modeski
Apr 21, 2005

Deceive, inveigle, obfuscate.

Pixelated posted:

Back around the 2000 elections, Jib Jab had this flash game called Capitol Ill, and it had Bush and Gore rapping and you controlled them and could manipulate some turntables and stuff, and they used to have an MP3 available.

Now they don't even have it anymore, and the mp3 link is long gone. I lost the mp3 about 6 years ago in a hard drive failure.

Anybody have it?

Here you go!

http://flashghetto.com/games/capitol_ill

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YOUGAY
Sep 21, 2003

I once saw this video where there's a fat chick in a kiddie pool and a guy dressed as santa comes up and goes "are you ready? are you ready? I wanna know if you're ready because I'm gonna start SPRAYING YOU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" and just then he starts peeing on her. With every spurt of pee he lets out another AUGHHHH in a throaty kermit voice. I forget how it ends, but I would like to see this video again.

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