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The Something Awful Forums > Archives > Comedy Goldmine > The Goodmine > Internet Necromancy -- help others find long lost internet junk
 
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Feb 22, 2003

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mp3.com had a lot of great bands / songs. I remember one band called The Masons of Fish On Toast who wrote this really great song called "One Hundred Dollars" that sounded exactly like something you'd hear in a tavern. Another artist called Doktor Barkey had a great acoustic song called "Smokin' and Thinkin'" and the chorus was "Stuck my hand down the back of my pants / thought about the girl on the telephone". Jeff Hollander (This Wine is Mine) had a ten-minute song called "Do You Feel Glorious?" and it was so happy and upbeat throughout. And finally, there was this crazy group(?) called Mom And Dad and their songs were so uninhibited and spastic and honest, I remember one song entitled "And All Of Her Lovers" which sounded like the Muppet Babies took a lot of meth and recorded themselves beating each other. All this would have been back in 2000/2001 right before mp3.com closed shop for a while before opening back up again.

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AN AOL CHAT ROOM
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The Neal! posted:

I read an article once about kids who's parents paid to sort of commit them in this sort of mental hospital/boot camp in Mexico or Jamaica...

There was parts in it about the guy they hired to actually kidnap the kid, and then stuff about the orderlys holding them down, there was a really sad story about a girl who wanted to go to law school or something and got sent there because her parents didn't approve.

I think there all closed down now... there was even something written about a revolt in one of them.

It was a really interesting article, anyone remember it or the name of the camp?

That would be Tranquility Bay.

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