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Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

I have seen the new Friday The 13th and it was A-W-E-S-O-M-E!! Jason's back with a vengence baby!!!

# ¿ Feb 13, 2009 00:06

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# ¿ May 20, 2024 06:35

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

Boinks posted:

God damned Jason was pissed wasn't he?

Yup, if he was a woman I would accuse him of being on the rag.

# ¿ Feb 13, 2009 01:59

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

Early word has it that Jason scared up 20 million on Friday!

Dolly Parton posted:

I just came home from seeing the reboot and a human-hillbilly/wildman Jason just doesn't scare me (I didn't even have to look under my bed or check my closets when I got home). And that Asian guy getting killed seemed like torture porn to me.

Really? I don't think it was any worse then Kevin Bacons death in the first movie.

# ¿ Feb 14, 2009 13:40

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

Anyone know how this is doing in Cinemas tonight?

Slasherfan fucked around with this message at 23:26 on Feb 14, 2009

# ¿ Feb 14, 2009 23:23

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

UncleMonkey posted:

I don't think the numbers are coming out yet, and probably won't for a while. But the U.S. Box Office totals for Friday were $19.3 million. It opened in 3,105 theaters. That's very impressive. I'm sure, what with it being opening night-- and opening night actually falling on a Friday the 13th-- those numbers might be a little lower tonight. Then again, given the number of people that probably came up against sold-out shows, maybe not.

I was more asking if anyone can report sold out screenings at local cinemas?

# ¿ Feb 15, 2009 00:45

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

PsychoGoatee posted:

I'm enjoying this slasher thread, I wonder what's going to happen to it now that both movies are out?

Hopfully it will last long enough until Sorority Row, Final Destination 4 and Halloween 2 come out, hell I'll probably bump it myself when the trailers are released.
Don't know if you could call Last House On The Left a slasher, I started a thred on it awhile ago but it seems to have vanished. Might bump it closer to release date.

# ¿ Feb 15, 2009 01:47

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

Tobe honest in my opinion 8 is the worst of the bunch, I find it kind of dull and the teleporting pissed me right the hell off this time around.
Back to the new one, anyone else laugh their rear end off when Trent screamed like a bitch?

# ¿ Feb 16, 2009 18:34

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

I've ssen Friday The 13th 3 times now and it still kicks rear end. I can only hope Sorority Row is as good.

Anyone else hope they do a proper remake of Prom Night?

# ¿ Feb 18, 2009 19:01

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

Friday had a massive drop, although it will still probably be one of the highest grossing horror movies of the last few years.

# ¿ Feb 23, 2009 04:23

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

The Duke posted:

My favorite part of the movie was when the black guy attacked Jason and then ran the gently caress out of the garage only to be chopped in the back by a flying machete.

Axe

SLasher news, looks like a sequel to Sorority Row is already in the works dispite the fact part 1 isn't even out yet??? I didn't read the report because it claimed to have lots of spoilers for Sorority Row, I hate that.
Also Halloween 2 (I refused to call it H2, sounds like a prequel to H20.) began rolling this week, hopefully this will be much better then part 1.

Slasherfan fucked around with this message at 20:59 on Feb 25, 2009

# ¿ Feb 25, 2009 20:54

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

Since we're between big screen slashers at the moment, here is a trailer for a title Laid To Rest that looks promising
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kcu2iHgkIAE
It comes to DVD April 21st.
http://www.amazon.com/Laid-Rest-Lena-Headey/dp/B001QMCJ0U/ref=pd_bbs_sr_1?ie=UTF8&s=dvd&qid=1237230140&sr=8-1

In other news, Halloween 2 has changed titles from H2: to Halloween: The Devil Walks Amoung Us.... what's wrong with just Halloween 2?
In other lovely titles, Final Destination: Death Trip 3D has moved relese date till August 28th... the same day Halloween 2 opens. Someone is going to want to move or they will both be hurt BO wise.

# ¿ Mar 16, 2009 20:04

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

Here is a slashery sounding movie.

quote:

Forced Abortions
In desperation a young pregnant teenager rips her unborn child out of her, giving herself and abortion and leaving the fetus behind, only the baby didn't die.
Taken in by an odd couple, the baby, Lester, is abused for years, as it gets older it's forced to take care of the younger children. One day the mother gets pregnant again, Lester snaps, kills the mother and father and all the young kids, he is sent away to a mental institution.
Fifteen years later he escapes.

A new center has opened up in the mountains, it's secluded and far from anything. The center is for pregnant women, it's a place where they can go and be in peace while pregnant, get away from the cities and stress. Beth needs it as her first child was stillborn and second child was killed in a car crash when he was only a few months old.
Along with 11 other pregnant women and staff members, it's the perfect place to relax. Little does she know, Lester is armed with a coat hanger and a hook and is headed their way, and the tool shed is never locked....

# ¿ Mar 17, 2009 22:58

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

Looks like Laid To Rest is getting a very limited release.

March 18, Studio Movie Grill, Dallas, TX 8:30 PM
March 19, Studio Movie Grill, Houston, TX 7:30 PM
March 26, AMC Pipers Alley, Chicago, IL 7:30 PM
April 2, Village East, New York, NY 9:30 PM
April 6, Alamo Drafthouse, Austin, TX 9:30 PM
April 9, TBD, Phoenix, AZ 9:30 PM
April 16, TBD, Baltimore, MD 9:30 PM

Anyone interested?

# ¿ Mar 18, 2009 23:55

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

Sorority Row trailer.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EifNOIaUtSU

# ¿ Mar 20, 2009 00:04

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

UncleMonkey posted:

That is so awesome. I'm actually disappointed that isn't real. That's really, really funny. And like Liquid Penguins said, Christopher Lloyd rules.

Wow, I remember this movie when it was called I Know What You Did Last Summer.*

*_{Yeah, I know IKWYDLS wasn't exactly the most original movie, but serious, come on.}

I remember this movie when it was called House On Sorority Row and came out in 1983.

Slasherfan fucked around with this message at 04:09 on Mar 20, 2009

# ¿ Mar 20, 2009 04:04

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

Kind of funny, when I Know What You Did Last Summer came out everyone complained it totally ripped of House On Sorority Row, now that that remake is out, people are saying it rips off I Know What You Did Last Summer.

Slasherfan fucked around with this message at 04:13 on Mar 20, 2009

# ¿ Mar 20, 2009 04:08

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

lizardman posted:

Was that Carrie Fisher?

Yup.
Here is the trailer for the original.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xwTFPg_IO1o&feature=related

# ¿ Mar 20, 2009 12:55

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

wormil posted:

He didn't think she was dead.

He shouts, "She wasn't dead!" right after stabbing her.

I think it was more "She Wasn't Dead?"

As to why? Who knows, maybe the movie will explain it better. They where all looking for sharp objects to dismember her anyway, maybe this was his bright idea.

# ¿ Mar 24, 2009 15:45

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

There is a slasher movie coming out here in May called Tormented, it's about a gruop of teenagers who bully some fat nerdy kid to the point he commits suicide. Months later he returns from the grave for revenge.
Could be interesting but it's going to be hard to warn to a bunch of characters that bullied someone to death.Here is offical UK website with not much on it.
http://www.tormentedthemovie.com/

# ¿ Mar 31, 2009 15:49

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

Anyone hear of a TV series airing on CBS April 9th called Harper's Island? It sounds interesting, it's supposed to play out like a slasher movie with someone on an island killing off a family during a wedding. You aren't going to find out who the killer is until the final. It's only going to be 13 episodes but if they do it right it should be awesome.

# ¿ Apr 4, 2009 14:58

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

Trailer for Tormented. Looks very... Meh....

# ¿ Apr 15, 2009 00:50

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

Bloody Disgusting got the trailer up for Wrong Turn 3, this looks C R A Z Y
http://www.bloody-disgusting.com/bdtv/Player.php?id=2920

# ¿ Apr 20, 2009 23:56

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

A bootleg copy of the Halloween 2 trailer has hit youtube but it's hard to hear/see so I only watched a few seconds of it.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ws0vSHPBMc4&feature=player_embedded

# ¿ Apr 23, 2009 22:46

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

Here is the proper trailer for Halloween 2, holy poo poo it looks bad. Seems like they are turning Michael Myers into Jason Voorhees.
http://movies.yahoo.com/movie/1810061258/trailer

Any way to change the title of the thread into just Slasher Thread now that F13th and MBV have come and gone?

Slasherfan fucked around with this message at 20:14 on Apr 24, 2009

# ¿ Apr 24, 2009 20:09

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

Matlock posted:

I can't wait for the Thorn saga to start again

NNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO That poo poo was awful.

# ¿ Apr 25, 2009 15:57

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

Just got Cold Prey 2, didn't know it had been released in the UK yet. The first one was a decently made slasher movie with a cool setting (A snowey Lodge). I hope the sequel lives up to it.

# ¿ Apr 29, 2009 20:23

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

the artworks for Cold Prey 1 and 2 are pretty cool. Chop the top off of this and it would be perfect.

# ¿ Apr 29, 2009 20:49

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

Frontalot posted:

I'm watching April Fool's Day and honestly I don't know if I can bear to watch the last hour. Why is this a cult classic?

Which version?

# ¿ Apr 30, 2009 01:38

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

Just finished watching Cold Prey 2 very good, not as good as the first but still very good. Well made, characters are likable, perfect mix of suspence and gore. Highly recommend seeing it and the first one for those that have not seen it yet.

# ¿ Apr 30, 2009 03:26

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

Frontalot posted:

Oh...my...God. That's like the cinematic version of "did I tell you about the time I got arrested?"

Just don't watch the remake, it's the worst remake to come out. Not only that but it was one of the worst POS the come out last year, yeah it went DTV but it was such a stinker.

# ¿ Apr 30, 2009 04:25

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

weekly font posted:

Isn't that new movie with the chrome-skull killer called Left For Dead? Cause that's what I meant.

EDIT: It's Laid To Rest. I'm an idiot. Was it good?

I thought it was ok. Great gore effects but they movie is let down by characters being totally moronic and a total lack of suspence.

# ¿ May 4, 2009 23:18

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

timeandtide posted:

There seems to be a remake of The Stepfather coming out this October, if anyone cares. The poster at least is neat.

It's from the makers of Prom Night so no, no one cares.

# ¿ May 5, 2009 11:25

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

For those in the UK, Tormented opens next Friday.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdJP23OYS1Q

So far it's getting decent reviews- 4/5 from Empire and a 3/5 from Total Film, to bad the poster is terrible.

# ¿ May 14, 2009 13:50

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

Anyone in the UK planning to see Tormented this Friday?

# ¿ May 20, 2009 03:38

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

Just saw Tormented, thought it was a lot of fun, much better then the advertising make it look.

# ¿ May 22, 2009 19:29

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

At least Sorority Row Has the rating right Rated R: strong bloody violence, language, some sexuality/nudity and some partying Some partying? That part seems a little odd, so partying can help earn you an R rating?

Also the new teaser poster is so much better then the old one.

# ¿ May 28, 2009 14:59

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

Love the poster, hate the title.

# ¿ May 29, 2009 00:20

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

blackguy32 posted:

Maybe its the last one.

Doubt it, I mean if it's successful enough they'll make a sequel, if not they won't. I doubt it's a planned last one.
What would they call the next The Final Destination 2?

# ¿ May 29, 2009 00:23

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

soupy posted:

I can't remember the name of an old horror movie. I believe it has that one quote "I'm here to kick rear end and chew bubble gum but I'm all out of gum." Hero wears 80s sunglasses and can see the people for the aliens they are. What is that movie? It has been bugging me for so long.

They Live

# ¿ May 31, 2009 16:00

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# ¿ May 20, 2024 06:35

Slasherfan: Dec 2, 2003; IS IT WRONG THAT I ONCE WROTE A HORROR STORY ABOUT THE BUDDIES? YOU KNOW, THE TALKING PUPPIES?

Looks like Final Destination 4s trailer will debut before The Hangover this Friday.

# ¿ Jun 2, 2009 19:14

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