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Cog05 posted:Not grognard:
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# ¿ Jun 27, 2009 19:23 |
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 00:20 |
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Red_Mage posted:http://paizo.com/paizo/messageboards/community/gaming/dnd/theRapeAndMurderOfTheForgottenRealms Forgotten Realms fans are the grognardiest gamers of them all.
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2009 02:15 |
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opaopa13 posted:"I tried to roleplay a wyrmling disguised as a beautiful human female, and after that all my players stopped wanting to roleplay." No, they didn't roleplay because 4th Edition actually prevents you from role-playing. Haven't you been paying attention?
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# ¿ Jul 14, 2009 22:35 |
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The General posted:This is the problem with gamers today. In the olden days, if there were no rules for it, you failed. Everytime. But no, you wussies can't handle a little failure in your games and just hand out success like halloween candy. My GM hands out little participation awards too.
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# ¿ Jul 15, 2009 00:12 |
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Etherwind posted:Basically John Wick is really good at what he does. That actually reminded me of this old rant of his when 3rd Edition came out. (Sorry about the odd formating, I could only find the MST3K-mocking someone did of it, so I pulled out all those comments.) John Wick posted:Hi guys. Been a while, eh? Yeah. I know. Trust me, I know. Pulled from here. He later tried to say that it was a "joke rant" and that he was "mocking that viewpoint" or some drat thing. Of course, this is also the guy who said that non-designers should not be allowed to review RPGs. This may or may not have been related to the fact that when he released his sock-blowing-off module "What's That Smell?" it was met with a resounding "Meh". tl;dr: John Wick was upset that the first major revision of the industry's biggest game overshadowed his niche product. Also, he thinks he's awesome. Evil Mastermind fucked around with this message at 04:22 on Jul 16, 2009 |
# ¿ Jul 16, 2009 04:17 |
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Etherwind posted:Ages ago I posted a challenge for the grognard of John Wick. shotgunbadger made a passable entry but I wasn't really very convinced by it. Yay! I win!
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2009 05:03 |
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The General posted:d02 My hate of d02 know no limit. A silent wail posted:It fails in just about every aspect of a game,and it is more of a rule playign game than role playing game. I love this post so much. He's trying to be inflammatory but comes off . You just wanna pinch his little cheeks.
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2009 03:49 |
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Pangalin posted:You just know this guy was smug as gently caress for at least an hour afterwards. "Have you played the new Dungeons and Dragons, sir?" "No...I only play good games. Good day, sir." Then he turned on his heel, put on his sunglasses, and strutted away, leaving the WotC guy devastated in his wake.
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2009 19:50 |
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Do Palladium fans count as grognards?quote:First: Oh look. Palladium haters showing up to take a dump. It must be that time of the month again.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2009 00:24 |
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Kobold Bravery posted:through roleplaying I assert my superiority over people richer and more popular and less talented than ME and the whole table applauds ME He left out "Then MY GIRLFREIND (who is a totally hot cosplayer who looks like Tifa but with bigger boobs) was so turned on we went home and had sex a lot." I wonder if that's the same "kamikaze" who got banned from RPGNet back when they started moderating the forum. He was well known for crapping in every single 3e thread that came up; he honestly couldn't understand why people played it instead of "better" games (i.e., games he liked). His logic was "why would people ever want to eat a hamburger when they can have filet mignon instead?"
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2009 08:32 |
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Maddman posted:Search is down at RPGnet, but I once got into an argument with a grognard who was demanding to know what would happen if a human farmer and an orc minion had to fight it out, since they were both minions. And how dumb it was that the farmer's punch is more deadly than the orc's axe, since they only had 1hp each. Reminds me of the last 4e thread here, where some guy was complaining about the shorter skill list of 4e compared to 3e, and asked what skills you'd use to get a cat out of a tree since there's no "Climb" skill anymore.
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# ¿ Jul 22, 2009 15:30 |
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Seftir posted:I like the guys who think that since it's going 'mainstream' that their groups will just be filled with frat boys or something
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# ¿ Jul 23, 2009 08:29 |
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Mikan posted:The rest of the thread is just as amazing. I really need to stop reading it. Do those guys have any games that they actually like? Because I'm curious what their standards are, since 4.FAIL doesn't seem to meet them.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2009 00:27 |
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Amish Ninja posted:Also, the whole "mongols on horses with bows breaks the game" argument is completely retarded. It really proves how much the gaming den thinks 4e is a video game where the DM has no say in what happens. "We, the players, are just going to sit outside of every dungeon and snipe enemies to death. If they chase us, we'll kite them. If they hole up, we'll burn their fortress down. If we are ever forced to enter, we'll just leave and take another quest. CHECKMATE, BITCH." I've noticed that most people who dislike 4e tend to have what seems to be a very adversarial gaming style. And that they tend to be GMs. With guys like this, I think that it's not so much "it's a video game" as the fact that 4e moves away from the GM vs. Players every-man-for-himself mindset. These guys clearly feel that the GM's job is to get a TPK, at which point he wins. But nowadays 4e (and other games in general) is focused more on everyone working together.
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# ¿ Aug 3, 2009 06:37 |
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SweeneyTodd posted:In grognard land, though, social contracts don't exist, and if people act like dicks it's either because their GM didn't take a "strong enough hand", or the rules don't explicitly say "don't be a dick".
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# ¿ Aug 4, 2009 20:01 |
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RagnarokAngel posted:They need hardcore power. Blood spilt on a weekly basis, character sheets cast into the fireplace every hour, the lament of players who just got unlucky but failed due to no fault of their own. "What is best in life?" "To crush the characters, see their sheets driven before you, and to hear the lamentation of their players."
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2009 01:46 |
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shotgunbadger posted:Aren't they portrayed as cunning and highly intelligent with the skills to use long forgotten and amazing technology, but are only perceived as savages because no one really wants to go check on them so most mainlanders go 'oh, they live in a jungle and hunt, freaking animals', like the do the Halflings? Pretty much. Also all the other races are impinging on their ancestral lands.
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# ¿ Aug 6, 2009 18:17 |
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opaopa13 posted:Those of you with a copy, lets turn to page 34 and look at the drawing accompanying the Dragonborn race. Does anything jump out at you? The female Dragonborn has boobs. Boobs. WHY THE gently caress DOES A REPTILE HAVE loving MAMMARY GLANDS?? Can you explain this for me? Purely within the context of this fantasy realm, do female dragons wear giant brassieres to keep their massive, scaly, dragon-titties from flopping around while they’re devouring entire villages?? Actually, no it hasn't jumped out at me because I don't spend my time looking at the breasts of the illustrations in my PHB. Perhaps it is YOU who is the pervert for fixating on them! Check. Mate.
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2009 19:53 |
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From the rpg.net forums: walkerp, keepin' it classy.walkerp posted:WotC fans are sort of like poor children who have convinced themselves that their drunken, abusive father really loves them. Questioning that kind of denial can bring out a lot of anger. This guy has his own podcast & forum, where I was linked to this gem from ENWorld. jgbrowning posted:I'm not a fan of the minion concept in D&D, mostly because I consider it philosophically troublesome in relation to the other design philosophies of the game. I know it bothers others, and I wonder if there would have been a better method of meeting the goal of making the PCs feel powerful (and having enough bodies on the board to push, pull, slide, and threaten) without creating an entirely different "how tough is this thing" abstraction that is in philosophic conflict with the core abstraction of "how things are hurt" in the rules set.
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2009 05:38 |
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Riidi WW posted:"traditionally" here of course meaning "since 3rd edition, when i started playing"
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# ¿ Aug 9, 2009 19:23 |
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Seftir posted:Isn't it obvious to everyone how well 4.fail is selling though? Say what you want about it's quality but WOTC must be making some good numbers. There are people who're saying that WotC's "buy a hardcover, get a $5 PHB" offer at GenCon is a sign that they're desperate for cash.
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# ¿ Aug 10, 2009 03:36 |
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Maddman posted:I remember a good number of grognards saying that 3e wasn't real D&D, that they had dumbed it down to appeal to video-gamers, and everything was too anime and video-gamey. I would love for WotC to design 5th edition as an actual video-gamey over-the-top anime fest, just so those people's heads would literally loving explode with rage.
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# ¿ Aug 11, 2009 05:59 |
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Mudsling Encounter Keywornds: Political, Psychic Target: One person Range 10 Attack: Cha vs. Will Hit: Target takes 2d6 reputation damage, and every creature that heard the attack becomes unwilling to listen to any opinion the target has. Teabaging Party At-Will Utility Area Burst 50 Effect: Nobody in the zone can make a rational argument. Anyone attempting to argue logically or point out errors in your argument cannot be heard.
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# ¿ Aug 17, 2009 17:27 |
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mandrake776 posted:Why is a tarrasque more deadly than a mind-flayer? Why do I care so much about what lich archmages are doing? Bobulus posted:Someone translate point #4 from Grognard to English for me, please. I don't even understand what he's trying to say. Also, who the gently caress cares what someone "outside of D&D" (whatever that means) thinks about what a lich is doing?
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# ¿ Aug 19, 2009 23:39 |
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That whole thing is stupid, but this linequote:My first Paladin took a feat for Tower Shield Proficiency. >.< Of course it was a bad decision, but I don't regret it. It added depth to the character. Also, I too miss the days where non-casters needed to synch up a dozen feats in semi-obscure ways to be effective. drat this new-fangled ease of play! Drox posted:For my personal education what's a duskblade and what is the poster getting at with it?
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# ¿ Aug 21, 2009 23:17 |
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shotgunbadger posted:So wait where are these RPGPundit types coming from then? Basically I want to waste an afternoon pissing off manchildren without risking my SA account, point me to where I can do that. They're getting kicked off of RPGNet. Honestly, I don't see how RPGNet is really that bad. The types of things people post from there tend to the the exceptions, unlike RPGPundit or Gamer's Den where it's every single thread.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2009 07:46 |
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Mikan posted:RPGnet is absolutely terrible for all kinds of reasons that aren't even about RPG opinions No more than this place, really.
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2009 07:48 |
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Mikan posted:Oh please white knight RPGnet this should be adorable Who's white knighting? I didn't say it was flawless, I'm just sayin' it's not as bad as places like Gamer's Den. Or is just this one of those things where "defending something you don't like" = "white knigting"?
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# ¿ Aug 28, 2009 07:52 |
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crime fighting hog posted:duh it's a mini wow boardgame
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2009 21:27 |
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Did you guys know that RPGPundit has his own fan forum? Bet you can't guess what most of the people there post like! (On the subject of 4e) LordVreeg posted:But it's got quantifiable rules and therefor is open to analysis. I'm sorry that your fave version of D&D is the most polarizing by far, but stop ascribing negative characteristcs to the other gamers who feel differently than you do. Abyssal Maw posted:If you haven't noticed, "analysis" is never treated as some kind of objective thing-(at least here) it's usually just cover for the expression of deep resentment and rejectionist rhetoric against the actual people playing it. It's not the game at all. The game is just a game. A rule is just a rule. A picture is just a picture. But what about the people?
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2010 22:32 |
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opaopa13 posted:Ahahahaha, this is the best part.
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2010 19:09 |
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Mikan posted:Also Frank Trollman is worshipped as the best game designer ever by people at The Gaming Den but I'm fairly certain he's actually an eight year old who knows how to swear at people End of Everything Bane Guard Attack 29 You Destroy an opponent utterly and completely. Daily ✦ Shadow, Weapon Standard Action Melee weapon Target: One creature you have Marked. Attack: Constitution Vs. AC Hit: The target loses all of their hit points. Miss: The target loses half of their original hit points. That whole class reminds me of the old "Make a Magic card" thing they had every month in Scrye magazine, where 5-year-olds would put together cards that looked like ransom notes, had a casting cost of one mana, and the effect "Tap: you win the game".
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# ¿ Mar 7, 2010 20:35 |
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happyelf posted:yess more john wick quotes moooore quote:Hi guys. Been a while, eh? Yeah. I know. Trust me, I know.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2010 05:48 |
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That Rough Beast posted:The bad part is Wick has made some very entertaining games and occasionally genuinely has some good advice and GMing tips. It's just so laced with bullshit that you can't really trust him at any given moment.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2010 06:01 |
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rex monday posted:I can't believe I used to read and enjoy Play Dirty. I think I'd rather be kicked in the dick than ever play in a game that John Wick ran. Wick needs to have Greg Stolze's "How To Run RPGs" article stapled to his head, for no other reason that he'll be destroyed in the matter/anti-matter explosion. John Wick posted:Jefferson Carter is a meta-human. Carter has many abilities that allow him to seek out a hero’s most precious secrets, then he uses those secrets against them. Greg Stolze posted:Your players need to trust you to run the game. You need to establish a standard of fairness and stick to it. You need to make an effort to be consistent — with the rules, with the facts of description, with the personalities of your GMCs. They need to feel that they have a reasonable chance to make assumptions and predictions about the game world: If you’re not consistent, there’s no point in doing that. If you arbitrarily throw meaningless opposition at them whenever they try something unorthodox — or worse, whenever they’re nearing success — they’ll conclude that it’s your game and that you’re just using them for your own amusement without giving anything back.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2010 19:35 |
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LightWarden posted:Ugh, so much missed potential just for the sake of dicking over your players. Instead of railroading the player with the dependent, he could have let the character fashion a makeshift mask, and finish off the villain, then rush her grandmother to the hospital. What happens next? Do they wipe her memory to restore status quo, and if so, are there any complications? Do they have a falling out or do they reconcile, and the grandmother now worries about her granddaughter and keeps telling her to quit while she's still alive. Have a disease, but you're immune to the cure? Road trip time, seek out a new technological/magical cure in a race against time and astonish opponents as you stagger into battle despite pain that would fell a lesser being. This "ha ha, I screwed you over, look at how clever I am" is just bullshit of the highest degree. The only one that worked was the last one, because he worked off of a player's ideas and in the end the character made a difference. Wick's defender posted:I’m not sure. It doesn’t sound to me as if he’s unfairly exploiting the weaknesses of characters whose players included weaknesses; it sounds rather as if he’s finding weaknesses to exploit in characters whose players were trying to create the invincible character. That concept of the invincible character arose recently over on the forum, briefly, and Eric Ashley commented that as a referee he found such characters boring in the extreme.
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# ¿ Mar 8, 2010 22:12 |
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That Rough Beast posted:I think now Wick argues that the Play Dirty article was a deliberate satire ("And if you read between the lines, you can see how.") Being John Wick, he never actually loving says what his real point was and how you're supposed to know this, because he's got some inborn need to be some kind of nerd-Sphinx.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2010 00:22 |
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quote:DNPC
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2010 01:14 |
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even worse username posted:I could buy the puppetmaster justification if the scenario there had been followed up by the villain making a play to bring the broken hero onto their side (and hey, having a PC as a mole in the villain's operation might be fun) or something along those lines. This was (allegedly) just a goofily overwrought attempt to get a hero out of the way, really as silly as if he had built a giant Rube Goldberg device. What it really is is a gently caress you to the player.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2010 02:02 |
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# ¿ May 5, 2024 00:20 |
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That Rough Beast posted:In one of his stories, Wick relates that he had his players run characters through the aforementioned Over the Edge adventure where they realize they're simply fictional characters. A mastermind in the know led the characters to a room where five hooded figures were tied to chairs, and said: "This is them. These are the puppetmasters who have enjoyed your suffering and manipulated your lives. The only way you'll be free is if you kill them." The mastermind then gave them a gun. The hoods were pulled back - the figures were the players and the GM.
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# ¿ Mar 9, 2010 02:40 |