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Last night I read an old D&D module. I commented humorously on the artwork and creature descriptions. I commented aloud to myself. Just wasn't the same, though.
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So WTF, DnD finally came around to Kult. http://www.somethingawful.com/dungeons-and-dragons/kult-skeleton-horror/1/ I have the source book on my book shelf, and I can say that the 11 pictures featured here is just a small part of how bizarre Kult is. The setting is basically that humanity are in reality immortal gods that have been chained behind an illusion, that now have started cracking and humanity is slipping free. Meanwhile our tormentors try to keep the illusion going. There are no immortal alien gods or supernatural beings like Call of Cthulu or Vampire, instead everything has to do with human vices and weaknesses. Some fun examples: Leonardo da Vinci is featured as an immortal human that have freed himself from the illusion. There is one adventure where Jim Morrison is actually Jesus, and where the players are the 4 apostles, and in the end Jesus/Jim is trying to free humanity by making the players sacrifice the pope, who in reality is a hidden tormentor.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:WTF, D&D? Where you at? In the front, in the back, killer bees on attack!
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Cardiac posted:There is one adventure where Jim Morrison is actually Jesus, and where the players are the 4 apostles Just reading that makes me angry. I'd be a terrible Kult player. "Guys- the illusion... maybe it has a point." Nice to see WTF back in style.
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Sep 24, 2014 03:22
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I never said thank you for the last article. Thank you.
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Oct 21, 2014 00:30
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The best was the cave slime or whatever that was a good listener and a loyal friend.
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Nov 18, 2014 00:19
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The Kurt, E, and Left Eye stories are some of my favorite stuff on the site. Is Hard Ticket to Baghdad still in the pipeline? Gotta see what Station does next!
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With the 5th edition Monster Manual now available, you can always take a look at even the modern DnD illustrations.
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It's been way too long since an update, did Steve choke on a d12 or something?
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E: nevermind
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Mar 22, 2015 05:26
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I miss these. Was looking forward to Hard Ticket to Baghdad in particular. But its all good. 
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I've always found this image hilarious from a really cheaply made rulebook for BattleTech (StratOps), the whole thing is just pictures of model collections and pages of text. It's made worse when you realize the Quickdraw has crotch missiles. Blazing Ownager fucked around with this message at 01:31 on Apr 14, 2015 |
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Apr 14, 2015 01:29
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Where is Hard Ticket to Baghdad 
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DamnGlitch posted:Where is Hard Ticket to Baghdad ISIS. 
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Zack seriously can't be hosed to update WTF DnD or Fashion SWAT or anything that was actually funny because he is terrified of success. If you read the giant steaming piles he called Your Next Door Neighbor is a Dragon and Liminal States, you'd know that his true calling is publishing unfunny pseudo-fiction narratives, as well as taking a moderately interesting premise for a sci-fi short story and stretching it into a million pages of banality.
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homeless poster posted:Zack seriously can't be hosed to update WTF DnD or Fashion SWAT or anything that was actually funny because he is terrified of success. If you read the giant steaming piles he called Your Next Door Neighbor is a Dragon and Liminal States, you'd know that his true calling is publishing unfunny pseudo-fiction narratives, as well as taking a moderately interesting premise for a sci-fi short story and stretching it into a million pages of banality. You're a rude dude. Zack owns.
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tripwood posted:You're a rude dude. Zack owns. No that's my point - Zack does own when he's writing very short, self contained things. WTF D&D or Fashion SWAT or even some of the other short story fiction he has written on the front page are legit awesome. Just don't ask him to write a several hundred page story because holy poo poo does that get insufferable.
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homeless poster posted:Zack seriously can't be hosed to update WTF DnD or Fashion SWAT or anything that was actually funny because he is terrified of success. If you read the giant steaming piles he called Your Next Door Neighbor is a Dragon and Liminal States, you'd know that his true calling is publishing unfunny pseudo-fiction narratives, as well as taking a moderately interesting premise for a sci-fi short story and stretching it into a million pages of banality. I really liked Liminal States.
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homeless poster posted:No that's my point - Zack does own when he's writing very short, self contained things. WTF D&D or Fashion SWAT or even some of the other short story fiction he has written on the front page are legit awesome. Sorry about your bad opinions. I really do miss WTF, D&D though.
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WTF D&D is good and I'd like to read more of it.
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Hogge Wild posted:WTF D&D is good and I'd like to read more of it.
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Hogge Wild posted:WTF D&D is good and I'd like to read more of it. Hard ticket to Baghdad please
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Is Steve a real guy? Praying for Hard Ticket in 2015.
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Hogge Wild posted:WTF D&D is good and I'd like to read more of it. And there's so much more left to cover, too. So much more. To fill the void I've been buying Palladium books off ebay and reading them for the humor value, and oh man, they're just as insane as I remember. This gem is the back cover to Mutants of the Yucutan, which somehow took two people to do, and all kinds of people looked at it and said "yep, nailed it" and printed off a lot of copies of it and sold them for real, actual money:  Mutants in Avalon has a dude in plate armor riding a giant snail which is somehow leaping into battle. I think I saw it a dozen times before I actually processed that was what was going on. Hog Jowls fucked around with this message at 23:59 on Aug 12, 2015 |
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Aug 11, 2015 23:57
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I thought the cat-man was checking his smartphone at first.
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drat it Steve and Zack, my heart leapt up into my throat when I saw this on the front page, only to realize that this is Hard Ticket to Hawaii and not Baghdad. C'mon, at least try to get it out when Straight Outta Compton is still in theaters so it maybe shows up in searches about Eazy E!
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Aug 17, 2015 22:54
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So this happened: http://www.thebadguyswin.com/2015/09/wtf-dd-ravenloft/
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Still no Hard Ticket to Baghdad, though. 
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That's...weird. I noticed Zack "Geist Editor" Parsons wasn't the author of the front page article on his normal Monday slot.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Still no Hard Ticket to Baghdad, though. Good news! On Facebook, Zack wrote: "Hard ticket back on track coming soon. New wtfs will be on this site (The Bad Guys Win)"
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Mojo Threepwood posted:Good news! On Facebook, Zack wrote: "Hard ticket back on track coming soon. New wtfs will be on this site (The Bad Guys Win)" 
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Mojo Threepwood posted:Good news! On Facebook, Zack wrote: "Hard ticket back on track coming soon. New wtfs will be on this site (The Bad Guys Win)" I hope Zack Parsons hasn't abandoned SA! 
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He's still posting on Fridays!
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Oct 1, 2015 02:53
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I never thought I'd say this, but, thank you.
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If they just need someone to pay them then they should do one of those fancy Patreons.
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BiggerJ posted:If they just need someone to pay them then they should do one of those fancy Patreons. Yes. Patreon to play old P&P RPGs all day everyday until one of them snaps.
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I will do this.
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So what is the update schedule for this other site? I see one wtf dnd article and a couple of front page-ish updates but the ravenloft thing was like 3 weeks ago
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DamnGlitch posted:So what is the update schedule for this other site? I see one wtf dnd article and a couple of front page-ish updates but the ravenloft thing was like 3 weeks ago Looks like he's updating it once a week, every monday.
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