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so is his cloak attached to the lizard's tail or is the lizard just trying to choke him?
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I don't think WTF, DnD can be complete without DnD's biggest WTF: The Book of Erotic Fantasy That's a pretty big WTF. Technically I actually don't think this is DnD sanctioned, but still 
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Modrons are loving ridiculous. I mean, I always knew they were one of the more bizarre creations of early D&D, but I figured that started and ended with cube people. I never realized how much worse it got.Wizard Whateley posted:Hmmm... 1996 would be about the right year and the content looks familiar. This could be it. I wish it had pictures, because then I would recognize it for sure. Yeah, I bet you wish it had pictures. 
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May 4, 2009 23:48
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I have to say, I'm diggin' this thing's gigantic Obama belt buckle: I almost wish our DM would work these into our 4th Edition game somehow, so I can finally say "What the loving gently caress?" in character.
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Karl Rove posted:I almost wish our DM would work these into our 4th Edition game somehow, so I can finally say "What the loving gently caress?" in character. It seems like the whole world would easily turn into "Adventures in Mathland" with some modification. ...which REEEEALLY makes me want to write a campaign with them. 
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curlingiron posted:It seems like the whole world would easily turn into "Adventures in Mathland" with some modification. That would be awesome, actually. They'd dance around happily and try to teach you about algebra and shapes, while the party just becomes increasingly irritable until it just erupts into violence.
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May 5, 2009 05:56
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VERY FUNNY. Witty dudes, you two. I want to read the next part! That's all. 
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Monster Manual 2 Part 1 is probably my favorite WTF DnD update so far. Great job both of you!
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curlingiron posted:It seems like the whole world would easily turn into "Adventures in Mathland" with some modification. Finally, a legitimate reason to break out the Mathemagician prestige class!
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mewlink64 posted:I don't think WTF, DnD can be complete without DnD's biggest WTF: The Book of Erotic Fantasy
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Ideal Gas posted:ELP's done that one, but it was like half a decade ago. I doubt Steve would have much fun with it either, it looks like in its high-mindedness it's neglected one of D&D's sexual keystones: hot barbarian chicks in leather swimsuits riding well-ripped bucking stallions. Ahh, thanks, I didn't know there were older ones.
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I loved these so much that I broke out my hardback D&D manuals to submit examples for future discussion. Then I kind of realized what a nerd I still am, even after a few decades.
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The pitcher plant is a real plant :I
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THE AWESOME GHOST posted:The pitcher plant is a real plant :I :O
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The banter in this one was especially good. Nice work guys!
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May 8, 2009 15:17
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The whole book was just so loving bizarre. :|
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May 8, 2009 18:29
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This one was really funny. Glad the tarrasque got his comeuppance.
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elpintogrande posted::O  It's just as surprised as you.
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Detective Thompson posted:
Looks more like a catcher plant, eh?
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Marvelous. I really get a kick reading this stuff. I don't know what else to say!
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The foxwoman review was really loving funny. I'm about to click over to the tab where it's open and I'll probably laugh at the capri pants thing again for like the fifth time.
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Detective Thompson posted:
Where's the rabbit?
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THE AWESOME GHOST posted:The pitcher plant is a real plant :I  yeah, but it can't close its lid. it just waits for poo poo to fall in. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NJCaG4tOaAU&feature=related heh. but there are also carnivorous plants that move quite fast  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymnLpQNyI6g Mannex fucked around with this message at 23:41 on May 9, 2009 |
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we need another update on this!
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njbeachbum posted:we need another update on this! http://www.cracked.com/article_17455_15-retarded-dungeons-dragons-monsters.html
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Benjamin Black posted:http://www.cracked.com/article_17455_15-retarded-dungeons-dragons-monsters.html I gotta admit, their number 12 is pretty funny:  Cracked posted:The Senmurv is a wolf/eagle hybrid invented, without question, by someone with a dreamcatcher hanging from the rear-view mirror of their pickup truck. Each successful attack deals 1d6 of freedom. It's like WTF D&D collided with a Bradford Exchange article.
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Benjamin Black posted:Would you settle for a cheap imitation? http://www.bookofratings.com/dndmonsters.html http://www.bookofratings.com/dndmonsters2.html http://www.bookofratings.com/dndmonsters3.html Volga Boatman fucked around with this message at 21:21 on Jun 14, 2009 |
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Benjamin Black posted:Would you settle for a cheap imitation? My god those guys have no clue whatsoever: quote:Besides looking like a Pirates of the Caribbean alarm clock, the Demi-lich seems to possess no tactical advantages of any kind. It just kind of floats around, waiting for a party of heroes to smack it out of the air like a pinata.
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Hell to the yes: 1st Edition Fiend Folio (part 1) quote:Steve: We've done enough of these that you should know the answer to the why: wizards. Created by wizards for wizardly reasons.
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I have to say I enjoyed your little Battletech banter there at the end (nobody fucks wit da Hunchback).
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I'd have to say I like this series better than Fashion SWAT only because of the contrast in personality between Steve and Zack, unlike in the SWAT series where they are pretty much the same. It works sooo hilariously well. Looking forward to the next one!
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vandelay industries posted:I'd have to say I like this series better than Fashion SWAT only because of the contrast in personality between Steve and Zack, unlike in the SWAT series where they are pretty much the same. It works sooo hilariously well. I like the SWAT better but this is still a great feature. This new installment was excellent, nice work guys!
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vandelay industries posted:I'd have to say I like this series better than Fashion SWAT only because of the contrast in personality between Steve and Zack, unlike in the SWAT series where they are pretty much the same. It works sooo hilariously well. Dr. Thorpe and Zach aren't the same, per se, they just compliment each other well. As do Zach and Steve, but in a different way. Dr. Thorpe and Steve would probably consist of Dr. Thorpe trying to kill Steve.
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My favorite quote was from their description of the Gambado: Zack: It says it moves around by jumping like a spring. I can only assume it makes a really screechy BLAAAAAAA! noise while it's doing it to complete my image of an annoying amusement park ride come to life.
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CommaToes posted:Dr. Thorpe and Zach aren't the same, per se, they just compliment each other well. As do Zach and Steve, but in a different way. Yah, that's what I pretty much meant. WTF DnD is just a very refreshing exchange of comments.
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What's up with the grey highlighting in the descriptions? I've never seen one of these books and it seems totally random.
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MasterSlowPoke posted:What's up with the grey highlighting in the descriptions? I've never seen one of these books and it seems totally random. That's Zack and Steve's doing; it's not actually like that in the books. It's to add emphasis and draw the eye to the parts that aren't greyed out (which is usually made fun of in the discussion below the picture.)
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John Dyne posted:That's Zack and Steve's doing; it's not actually like that in the books. It's to add emphasis and draw the eye to the parts that aren't greyed out (which is usually made fun of in the discussion below the picture.) Well, for me anyway, it does just the opposite; draws the eye to the highlighted (greyed-out) parts. Which of course makes the highlighting seem arbitrary and random.
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These are the first complaints I've seen about the highlighting, but I'll try to make it clear what is highlighted in future installments.
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elpintogrande posted:These are the first complaints I've seen about the highlighting, but I'll try to make it clear what is highlighted in future installments. I wasn't complaining, it just didn't make any sense if it were just a direct scan.
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