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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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When talking about bad kits, this one has to be mentioned. VfL Bochum once decided it would be a good idea to be a whore and color one half of the jersey in the rainbow colors of the sponsor's logo.

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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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GravityDaemon posted:

Speaking of German clubs, Nuremberg (spelling?) has the best sponsor.


The full name is "mister + lady jeans" and I was in the stadium when the club president Michael A. Roth presented the new sponsor as "mister lady and jeans".

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
The merchandise stands had the old away shirts for sale at 20€, so I got myself this one:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

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That really existed? :aaa:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

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Pissflaps posted:

I don't like it.
That design generally looks stupid when worn. I hope Nürnberg doesn't get stuck with it. :(

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Transatlantic Gulp posted:

It's not as horrible as some of the mock ups suggested it would be, but Wheater does look pretty dumb in it.
It's the opposite for me. I thought it could look good from the mockups, but I feel underwhelmed seeing it on a person now.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Why did they put a different color on the white one? :psyduck:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Craiglen posted:

Tangent. St James' Park has to to be the largest stadium not in the top tier in any country. Would that be right?
Probably. Germany's biggest lower league-only stadium in Düsseldorf falls a few hundred short with 51,500. I don't think other countries can compete with those numbers, unless there's some clubs playing in a huge run-down standing room only former national stadium in Eastern Europe.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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So let's talk about shirts again, shall we?



Presumably Nürnberg's new home shirt. I'm probably going to hate it. The old one was so simple and beautiful.

frankenfreak fucked around with this message at 18:40 on Jun 22, 2009

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Yes. :( It's been two years, but I'm still sad to see it go.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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While I'm at it, here's a preview for the (supposed) shirts of the Bundesliga (actually, it includes all relegated teams and none of those promoted).


Click here for the full 1024x768 image.


If that's true, Stuttgart and Hoffenheim both get the stripes we all love, Bayern and Schalke both get the adidas "tits" outfit and Dortmund can now be called BeeVBee in the English-speaking world.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Mickolution posted:

The Liepzig one's more amazing though, because it was built (I assume) for the World Cup. What happened there? Were they just determined to have one in the former East Germany or was there something else at play?
Yeah, that's pretty much the reason why they modernized and expanded it. There were also some ambitious plans for the local clubs, but nothing ever came of that.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

Nyarlothotep posted:

I think that stadion could actually hold over 100,000 people when it was built in the 50s ( when I assume leipzig were playing in the first bundesliga) and they thoroughly renovated it in 2000, bringing the number of seats down to 44,000 because the old stadium was too expensive to maintain.

E: looking at wikipedia, that's not entirely accurate, seems like the old stadion fell into disuse long before 2000 and they basically built an entirely new stadium where it used to be.
Yeah, the expansion thing I mentioned was wrong, but the rest is true. Leipzig hasn't had a team in the top two leagues for a while, but politcians wanted to have one stadium in East Germany for the World Cup. It's a lot like the stadiums in Japan and Korea - cost a lot of money, used for the WC, far too big for the local clubs and still costing lots of money.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade

ibroxmassive posted:

Horrible shirt roundup because :laffo:



Hertha Berlin going for the 'The crest is in another castle' look.
Now their shirt sucks just as hard as the team. :haw:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
Agreeing with everyone that the away kit is better.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

#bastionboogerbrigade
All this talk makes me want to get a Germany away. Only concern is my REAL Nürnberg FAN CRED when I choose to have Schweinsteiger on the back. :ohdear:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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schoenfelder posted:

get a blank one? or customize with morlock or something?
Pfff, Morlock. That's for those Ultra wannabes. As a REAL FAN~!, I'll go with Phillip. :smug:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Couch posted:

Team names on the back are annoying since (it you don't follow the team) you can't easily tell who the player is.
Depends on the team, some put the player name above the number and the team name below it, some do it the other way around.

Where does the hate for printed-on backs come from anyway?

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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New Bayern away. Might be a repost, because I read this was already leaked a couple of weeks ago. That front looks like poo poo, but maybe it looks better when worn/with different lighting.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

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Couch posted:

Can you post the back of the Bayern kit? I have a Wellington kit and it's striped but on the back it has a massive black box where the number should go. I know some leagues require a solid background for the numbers but it looks arse.
It's just solid red.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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They should at least have aligned the box with the white stripes. Or align them worse. The way it's now, it looks slightly off, like a production fault.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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My reaction to this shirt is already printed on it.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Those (France and Brazil 3rd) are indeed fantastic.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Homura posted:

I quite like these British handball kits (both men's & women's)
Handball kits are always terrible from what I've seen.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Adnar posted:


Away shirt:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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1. FC Nürnberg has a new home shirt, too.



The stripes are supposed to be a throwback to this:



Why we need a throwback to the forgettable early 80s I don't know.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Mandalay posted:

The (city?) crest hiding just inside looks nice (from a distance) as well.
It's the Franconian crest on the left and the city on the right with "Franconia stands behind its club" written above. I couldn't find a pic, but this video has a good closeup.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1f35bGlUMDY&t=25s

GravityDaemon posted:

with a cool sponsor logo.
Too bad it's not a cool company.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Tzen posted:

It seems like they designed the kit to match the sponsors logo.
Doesn't go far enough.



frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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sticksy posted:

On a related note, are there ANY other football teams that anyone can think of that are also sponsored by Reebok right now? I couldn't come up with any, which if so, is a tragedy.
1. FC Köln springs to mind.



Like the Bochum shirt I posted earlier, it's not a current one. This one is not only ridiculous, but also lends itself to several jokes about barcodes thanks to the supermarket chain sponsor.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Paul Pot posted:

it's dead mate, the necrophiles just haven't arrived yet
It's us, we're the necrophiliacs deriving joy from football's corpse.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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ephex posted:

That Germany away kit is gorgeous :swoon:
Don't care much for the home one though, those lateral stripes are looking completely out of place.
Totally agreed. I was a bit worried when they announced they were going back to green for the away, but they did a good job with it.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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SenorSpangiel posted:

Showing Gent's new kit, Trond Sollied. Take it away Trond:



:laffo: Good going Gent
Jako are on a roll!

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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It looks like it's turned inside out.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

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WHAT A BREAKFAST posted:

if anyone's interested, here are all 18 kits for Germanys 2nd league next year...those who liked the Dresden kit will probably also like Bochum and Karlsruhe ;)

http://www.kicker.de/news/fussball/2bundesliga/startseite/554918/2/slideshow_laufsteg-zweite-liga.html
What did Aue do to deserve THAT? :gonk:

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

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grvm posted:

some are bad, I think the Avalance white is pretty sweet though.
West Ham Avalanche

I like the Maple Leaf shirts for their simplicity and the Stars ones as well (although the white one makes me think "Go Packers!"). The others are, as pointed out, very gaudy.

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

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sweek0 posted:

They've failed a bit there.
They also haven't heard of something called "red".

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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It looks like it's inside out.

Meanwhile, there's this shirt floating around some forums claiming it's our new away shirt. Might even be legit since the club might be holding it back until we have a new shirt sponsor.



Speaking of shirt sponsors: somehow that shade of red makes it look like it's missing the "Allgäuer Latschenkiefer" sponsorship. :I

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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joshtothemaxx posted:

Big Brad looks like a god drat comic book super villian.
Ron Perlman as Brad Friedel

frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

I SCORED 85% ON A QUIZ ABOUT MONDAY NIGHT RAW AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS LOUSY TEXT

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Adulterous Hitler posted:

I spoke to a friend today who works for adidas and he said that next years kits (season 14/15) will all be very heavily influenced by the 80s, so prepare yourselves for some utter shite and awesomeness
New kit sponsor is gonna be Commodore?

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frankenfreak
Feb 16, 2007

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Oliver Kahn likes this sponsor.

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