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Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

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There are some truly terrible kits out there.

Iirc, there used to be on for an old USL colorado team which, I poo poo you knot, had like idk, those strips going down around it, like some leather jackets have.

I can't find a pic seeing as I forgot the team name, but it truly was the worst kit ever.

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Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

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st0rmjunkie_xl posted:

Ha. Interestingly, I quite like both Ajax and Feyenoord, and even have an old Ajax training jersey (although I might have sent it to a charity shop, I don't remember). I tend to follow at least one team from most countries, and for one reason or another I like Ajax and Feyenoord, despise PSV and know almost nothing about the rest of the league.

I won't claim to be 'passionate' about Dutch football.

:psyduck:

What? How can this be?
I'm trying to find a place to buy this kit:


For some retarded reason, I think I mentioned this in IRC a year ago or something, but someone bought me a Darlington FC kit...thinking I'd like it.

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

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luvd posted:

It's more the whole rivals thing..

This, a million times this. There are still football firms in those clubs that actively try to hurt/maim each other. For gently caress's sake do not tell any Ajax fans you like Feyenoord or vice versa or else you might get your teeth kicked in.

It's like me saying I like Sunderland as well as Newcastle and not expecting to get my rear end kicked.

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

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Irn--Bru posted:

God drat, after wearing the porto top I ordered from soccertriads for one day. The letters and numbers started peeling off and just came right off. Hasn't damaged the actual top but I like numbers and names on mine :mad:

Emailed them to see about a refund or replacement. Hopfully they'll do what they did when they mis-spelt my mates top and just send me a new one without having to send this one all the way back.

You have names and numbers on your kits? How old are you? 12?

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

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For gently caress's sake, are Latin American clubs THAT poor that they need that many sponsors to keep them afloat? Jesus.

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

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If Manchester City got rid of those ridiculous stars on their crest then we'd be talking.

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

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Oh for gently caress's sake! What a terrible kit we have. :/

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

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New Gateshead FC kit:


Away left, Home right.

We'll get a third consecutive promotion to League 2. :smug:

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

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Dayglo posted:

Away kit is finally out a week into the season..




and it's awful

hahaha Adidas really did gently caress over the relegated North East sides didn't they?

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

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calcio posted:

Buffon in his horrendous WC outfit...



:psypop: Sweet Jesus!

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

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£120!? Holy gently caress. Why would anyone ever pay that much money for kits.

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

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BogginHarry posted:

I love the Germany away shirt. I've ordered one off SoccerTriads, but I went for the medium. The chest should be OK, I just hope the top is long enough.

How tall are you?

If you have a long back, you will run into issues I think.

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

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schoenfelder posted:

i got the home in M, it's definitely longer than a normal t-shirt. i'm 1.80m and it goes down and covers like half of my crotch.

Really? Good good, I'm 1.82m, I usually have to get Large T shirts to cover meself properly.

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

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Kits are ok, however, getting names on the back is the realm of man-children and Americans. hth.

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

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foundationofnuness posted:

It pains me to say this but that is one loving classy shirt.

Look at how wrong you are. Just look at you.

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

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BlueBayou posted:

Anyone know where to get Women's team jerseys?

All the sites just have men's jerseys and they never really fit me right :[

And the USWNT jerseys are pretty rad

I guess, I never really ever paid attention to women's football.

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

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Twlight posted:

Forex is currency trading, and trading it like a pro will make you quite rich.

Aren't there really big barriers to the individual making a poo poo ton a money in the ForEx though? Like only institutions and the like are the only ones really trading on it, with small investors using middle party brokers extremely rare?

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

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BlueBayou posted:

Lookie what came in the mail today, just in time for the match today


Click here for the full 640x480 image.


first time triads hasnt taken a billion years to send me a kit

Look a bit :downs: sorry love.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

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Hahaha the sterotype that football in the states is only played/watched by the rich continues.

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

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Why not get a Celtic jersey if you want to be "Irish"?

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

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Mandalay posted:

I don't actually care about being Irish/Celtic/whatever. But if I don't wear green on St. Patrick's Day, I'm going to get poo poo for it. :shrug:

OMG edit: sure as hell sounds like you want to be "Irish"

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

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Also Celtic is pretty much the de facto Irish club even if it is in Scotland.

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

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Hell no, Dublin GAA kit all the way, that will surely let the real Irish people you are on their level.

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

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wicka posted:

Well that sounds like a terrible idea.

No it isn't actually, maybe it's because I'm modest but making a fool of yourself playing a caricature of an Irishmen isn't something I want people doing about my country every year.

I do not get how the Irish put up with it.

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

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Sorry but Brazil's third kit isn't that exciting.

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

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The SARS Volta posted:

Everything Burrda does is poo poo IMHO.

Finally, something we can agree on.

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

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Mickolution posted:



Horrible if real. How hard is it to gently caress up stripes?

Holy loving poo poo. That can't be real. Puma can't be that bad...oh..wait.

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

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wicka posted:

I'd much rather see an overly simple shirt than what 90% of the teams are wearing.

I totally agree with this. There is a simplicity about "classic kits" that tend to draw you towards them.

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

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wicka posted:

Warrior makes lacrosse equipment. No, I don't know what the gently caress.

Yeah, rookie kit maker? Seriously?

EDIT: All of their poo poo looks cheap as all hell.

Ho Chi Meeeeee fucked around with this message at 06:17 on Apr 22, 2011

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

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tetsuo posted:

NUFC kit revealed. Steve Harper looks suicidal.



keeper:


:suicide:

Holy poo poo, really? This makes me miss Adidas. FFS Black and White stripes aren't that ahrd to gently caress it up and they do.

Speaking of Toffs I have this bad boy from them.
http://www.toffs.com/Gateshead-FC-1930/productinfo/1427/

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

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harperdc posted:

this year's away for the Champions League final, means Barca are in their home kits.

? You would of known this if you just paid attention during the draw.

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

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Umbros design philosophy seems to be clean, simple classic designs.

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

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Tzen posted:

Are you from Spain or something, I always see you posting 'us/our/we' with regards to Barca, I'm just curious cause you post in MLS threads too.

Also yeah, that poo poo is looking pretty Mexican now

Tzen I think you'd enjoy this video.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xN1WN0YMWZU

But yes, please explain to me why you like Barca NattyBo? I can understand irlZaphod supporting Liverpool but I wouldn't think a latino would support Barca but would be more apt to support Real.

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

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NattyBo posted:

Oh hey cool a lot of posts about shirts in this thread

(I used to be a Spanish major, not anymore. I don't know much Catalan. The people who got me into soccer (FOOTBALL) were Colombians who happened to be Barcelona fans in the 90s. I hung out with them a lot because my parents were abusive shitheels, and consequently got into Barcelona when the internet made following international stuff easy, HTH)

e: All I have to do to do çççççççççççç is hold down an extra key and I hate the way "Barca" sounds in my head because I read it "bark-a"

You're white? :monocle:

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

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NattyBo posted:

Tragically, yes

Man, Louis CK makes being white sound so cool though.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TG4f9zR5yzY

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

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gently caress yesh this is what Gateshead will be rocking next season.

:ohdear: it...could be worse? I seriously do not get the grey bits on the home and away kits, are those real or just really lovely shadowing by whatever 2-bit company you've paid to do your kits.

For gently caress's sake we're the regions newest professional club we should totally loving look like it.

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

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holy christ £35 for a shirt? I'll still get it but fuuuck me really?

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

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TomSellek posted:

Bill Gates should sponsor Gateshead and the sponsor logo should just be a a picture of his head. can you imagine

Actually no, I'm quite happy with it being a goat.

Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

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Mandalay posted:

I'm down with this. And then Jobs can sponsor Stevenage for a little OS derby.

Holy poo poo stop.

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Ho Chi Meeeeee
Jun 13, 2008

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Irn--Bru posted:

That city kit is very nice.

When Abramovich leaves im defo supporting city...

:stare: erm.

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