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quarkman
Feb 7, 2006

I'ma fucking KILL you Spuds Mackenzie

Kung Fu Jesus posted:

I am currently reading Song of Susannah. I guess I have a higher tolerance for King's bullshit because it seems to be ok. Just ok. I am not a fan of all the metephysical wierdo poo poo with Susanah though. I'd much prefer a straight up kick rear end action story. But I cannot stop now. I must finish this series even if the tower turns out to be Disneyland and Mickey Mouse is real and I'm in the loving book.

"Oh by my father's beard!!" Roland cried out in suprise.

"All along, the Crimson King was....." [turn page to reveal the Crimson King]


*turns page to reveal a glossy, foil-like substance which shows the reflection of the reader*


[Roland and King in unison] "NNNNNnnnnnnnnOOOOOOOoOOoOOoOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooOOOOOH!!!"

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