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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Inspect Your Gadgets > Ridicule Audiophiles - Find the cat shit's resonant frequency
 
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phunkdust
Sep 12, 2006
pants included at no extra charge
Here's a free one for all you cunning business types out there.

Buy a bunch of tubs of vaseline and re-label them

Port Lubricant

Guaranteed to make your ports flow smoother and produce less port 'chuff'

I'd say you could price it at $200 a tub or more.

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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Inspect Your Gadgets > Ridicule Audiophiles - Find the cat shit's resonant frequency