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Vilerat
May 11, 2002

TCD posted:

Holy poo poo, another one.

Vile, you and AKA are like the grand-dad's in the Goon IMS world.

There is an as of yet unnamed goon who is actually very high up in the IRM world.

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Vilerat
May 11, 2002
Also there's a certain meteorological center sending out flash traffic that deserves a punch in the loving nose.

Vilerat
May 11, 2002

the_chavi posted:

My favorites are the unclass (not even SBU) NIACTS. Pick up the phone and call if you must wake up a person, or just wait until daybreak! HOLY poo poo Y'ALL THE SECRETARY'S GONNA GIVE A SPEECH ON NET FREEDOM NEXT WEEK, Y'ALL TUNE IN NOW, Y'HEAR?

I do not envy you those jobs.

My favorite was 2 (?) years ago when we got a niact on a Friday to make sure everybody knew to put their flags at half staff on Monday. Our building didn't have a flag.

Vilerat
May 11, 2002

Skandiaavity posted:

uh, did you fly business? I heard we can get biz class if it's a long flight. Then again, I heard "no business ever, unless you want to pay for it"

There is no business class permitted anymore. If your flight is longer than 14 hours you are entitled to a rest break with a hotel stay though.

Vilerat
May 11, 2002

Diplomaticus posted:

On the other hand, being post AFSA rep is pretty low-key, takes minimal amounts of work and looks good.


You theoeretically can get it if your flight is longer than 14 hours AND there is an urgent recuperation need (e.g. your 14 hour flight arrives at 1am local time and you need to be at work that morning.) I wrote a justification for it for a trip that as far as I know was ultimately approved, but the trip ended up being cancelled.

Huh. TMYK!

Vilerat
May 11, 2002
I gotta stress that networking is 80% of this job and you're all starting with a HUGE advantage. Don't let that advantage go.

Vilerat
May 11, 2002

ATI Jesus posted:

Do not forget that the flag would have already been at half mast because it was loving MEMORIAL DAY.

I totally forgot that point. That's still my fav stupid cable.

Vilerat
May 11, 2002
Can't you find a better vacation spot than Addis?

Vilerat
May 11, 2002
I live in the land of awesome beer. I am truly blessed.

Vilerat
May 11, 2002
I think he means that new hire directed tours don't count for clearing out your fair share. But that should also mean that it shouldn't matter cause your first two are directed and your fair share ticker shouldn't be started yet.

Vilerat
May 11, 2002

peredur posted:

OA IMS this Friday. Any heads up on what tech topics I should review?

"How are you with 20kg bags?"


"50kg?"

Vilerat
May 11, 2002

Omits-Bagels posted:

All these comments about not being an rear end in a top hat leads me to believe the foreign service is full of assholes.

"It varies from post to post".

I've been at a post where drat near the entire mission met for beers after work and it was the most amazingly chill and awesome work environment ever. You really felt appreciated and everybody pulled their own weight.

Then I've been to a post where two people didn't make tenure in a single year. It was a tiny post.

Vilerat
May 11, 2002
Unannounced FS-4 IMS position at my post for the 2013 Summer cycle.

Holla!

Vilerat
May 11, 2002

Homie S posted:

would it not make sense to aim for a DC sorta thing?

No it makes more sense for everybody to visit me in Amsterdam.

Vilerat
May 11, 2002

Zoots posted:

Overheard on the line today:

"Why do you want to go to America, sir?"
"I just want to dance!"

He gets it. Visa that man.

Vilerat
May 11, 2002
I've finally done it. I mastered Biltong.

Vilerat
May 11, 2002

AKA Pseudonym posted:

You now have until September 19th to apply for your chance to join the increasingly absurd number of Foreign Service IT goons:

http://careers.state.gov/specialist/vacancy-announcements/ims?source=govdelivery

It's really starting to get disturbing.

Vilerat
May 11, 2002

Tyro posted:

Anyone have experience with the Skill Code Change process? Specifically going from generalist to specialist. From what I've found online I know it is theoretically possible but it seems like meeting the requirements (something like 30 months out of the past 6 years in a job that fits the desired skill code) would be difficult to meet, and actually getting a conversion would depend on factors completely outside your control.

I did a skill code conversion from IMTS to IMS by completing a tour as an IMS to give me the required 30 months. The skillcode you are trying to go for has to be a high need one and it does have to be paneled, but as long as your CDO is on board it shouldn't be a big issue. The hardest part is getting that first shot in the new skillcode and to do that you pretty much have to either know somebody or bid on a real shithole.

That's how it works for spec - spec, don't know if it works like that for gen - spec.

-edit-

Hey Chavi, are you in Tripoli?

Vilerat
May 11, 2002

the_chavi posted:

Yes indeedy, completing the paperwork to extend a year. Sorry boys, this job's off the market! (For all zero of the people out there interested.)

What's up?

You guys really wait till the last moment to get visa referral numbers for visitors :(

Vilerat
May 11, 2002

the_chavi posted:

You're going out to Benghazi, right? When did you submit your paperwork? Drop me a line at work (draperha) and I'll follow up on it tomorrow. Unfortunately we were at half-strength during Ramadan, and the whole government is closed down this week because of Eid. When are you supposed to fly?

Emailed you!

Vilerat fucked around with this message at 00:08 on Aug 24, 2012

Vilerat
May 11, 2002

Skandiaavity posted:

Very interesting simulation class today.

I don't think a single thing went right. In fact, the instructors were clipping our cables right as we were plugging them in. (constantly)

Laughs were had. The tears of an IMS is a funny thing, isn't it?

I'm in the best post. My IPC has windows. They open.

I have open windows in my IPC. I have fresh air and I can hear protesters really awesomely but that owns cause I love a good protest.

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Vilerat
May 11, 2002
J4state spotted!!!

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