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Rick Rickshaw
Feb 21, 2007

I am not disappointed I lost the PGA Championship. Nope, I am not.
I loved loving with the people at my LASIK centre on my surgery day. Many people are scared half to death, and I was the complete opposite. Maybe it was my being younger (20 then, 21 now).

I was in a meeting with a worker there doing the paper work and getting eye drops 20 minutes before the surgery, and a lamp suddenly went out in the corner of the room. I glanced at it and she said "oh that thing always does that...something with the electricity". I reply, "Well, I hope the machines zapping my eyes are more reliable". She immediately got on the defensive and comforted me, and I just laughed at her saying I was only joking.

When I walked in the OR I said "entering the house of pain", and the doctor immediately said "No pain, no pain!" They're terrified you're going to chicken out and walk away with your thousands of dollars.

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