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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Slavvy posted:

The exact memory that I think of when I try to remember the sensation:

There is a roundabout a couple of km from my house. If you are travelling straight through it, in a certain direction, there is a ripple in the gentle cone shape of the roundabout as you go over the halfway point. I think it's because buses do u-turns there, in the same direction, dozens of times a day as there's a bus station just up the road that they have to stop at then turn around to go the other way.

When you ride over it on a reasonably grunty bike, if you change gears just so the rear spins up and slides around to the left in that ripple. The ZRX could do it just rolling on in second or third, like a v8 muscle car. Fun times.

:dong:

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Tanbo
Nov 19, 2013

I love it when I'm going through a tunnel and it's clear. Drop it down a couple gears and let 'er rip.

SkaAndScreenplays
Dec 11, 2013

by Pragmatica

Love flexing bike privilege at work. There's usually 3-4 of us in that spot daytime weekends.

Militant Lesbian
Oct 3, 2002

SkaAndScreenplays posted:


Love flexing bike privilege at work. There's usually 3-4 of us in that spot daytime weekends.

At my job we have a designated motorcycle area. It's in front of the handicapped spots under a shelter roof.

So if I ride my bike to work, I get to park slightly loser to the building entrance than the handicapped people, and don't have to worry about my bike being all wet if it rains. :D

mrlego
Feb 14, 2007

I do not avoid women, but I do deny them my essence.
My job's moto parking is right in front of the building but the spaces are sloped down and lean to one side for a rain gutter. Leaves and trash accumulate around the gutter because it is not covered so I still choose to park in the car garage/employee parking.

FlerpNerpin
Apr 17, 2006


ReelBigLizard posted:

I love watching people faces as they have to change mid-disapproving-rolleyes to sudden surprised gratitude when I stop to let them cross/pull out/whatever.

Pair this with a friendly wave.

I've been riding under this ethos for years as "your friendly neighborhood supermoto rider"

60 Hertz Jig
May 21, 2006
I finally got a kid staring out of the car window with a huge smile and wide eyes. He was sitting behind his mom and she had no idea, I gave him a little wave and I hope it was his little secret of the day :3

Three days into switching to a sport bike from a cruiser, and it keeps getting better. If only it were bigger than a 500 and I could do power wheelies..

Marv Hushman
Jun 2, 2010

Freedom Ain't Free
:911::911::911:
Finessing the bike around a barrier arm security gate with 3" to spare before your mirror gets clipped. Bonus points if you keep your feet on the pegs. By far the best form of filtering.

Powering through a sliding security gate with 0" to spare before your everything gets clipped.

Approaching a car hauler on the highway, the one with that last lovely anonymous new SUV bouncing up and down at the very edge of the top row, rolling up under it, and taunting it like a dog at the end of its leash. I have no idea why they put the last car in this position; it seems counter-intuitive, lazy, and dangerous. Much like me choosing to be right in the launch path.

I have repeatedly observed that autistic children are decidedly non-autistic when around motorcycles, particularly if you let them sit on the thing, rev it, whatever. Hell, Michael Parks knew this 40 years ago, before anyone knew what the gently caress autism was.

When you assemble a string of rides that are individual masterpieces of predictive threat analysis, route choice, execution, and fun. Commutes count. They probably count even more, because these things are more difficult to achieve in this scenario. Jazz musicians call it in the pocket. Glenn Gould called it a state of wonder. Substitute motorcycling for art in the quote below. This is what you're after.

clutchpuck
Apr 30, 2004
ro-tard
I love the placebo effect after servicing something. Today it's the gearbox that feels real nice after setting the chain tension.

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Marv Hushman posted:

When you assemble a string of rides that are individual masterpieces of predictive threat analysis, route choice, execution, and fun. Commutes count. They probably count even more, because these things are more difficult to achieve in this scenario. Jazz musicians call it in the pocket. Glenn Gould called it a state of wonder. Substitute motorcycling for art in the quote below. This is what you're after.

This is how I treat my commute. A few weeks ago I worked out a minor route change that subtracts one traffic light, adds a fun corner and saves time despite being longer on paper. The feeling was orgasmic.

Revvik
Jul 29, 2006
Fun Shoe
Kids waving while their parents glare. Drivers looking up from their phones long enough to scowl. Tucking my bike into the covered porch at work with the bicycle rack for overnights right under a camera. Since I'm new, stepping further into comfort zones at higher speeds - what used to scare the hell out of me is starting to feel more "right." The realization that downshifting to pass someone, even on a Sportster, is just overcomplicating things.

Marv Hushman
Jun 2, 2010

Freedom Ain't Free
:911::911::911:

Slavvy posted:

This is how I treat my commute. A few weeks ago I worked out a minor route change that subtracts one traffic light, adds a fun corner and saves time despite being longer on paper. The feeling was orgasmic.

I got rid of an onramp that often has to be run from a dead stop due to a yield, drops you right into a near instant merge upon turn exit, with high probability of no one budging as almost everyone is jockeying for an upcoming exit to office tower land. Replaced it with a ramp that I swear has at least half a mile of near parallel running room so you can work out your spot with peripheral vision and maybe a quick, non-fatal head check, then hit the slab right in the sweet spot. On top of this, the pavement is actually flat and well-maintained, a rarity that is to be savored in this part of the state.

gently caress you Canada and your objectively superior roads despite having a similar climate and Christ couldn't they just send some of these grifter ahole construction squads to Toronto for a week of training in how to not be retarded?

Slavvy
Dec 11, 2012

Marv Hushman posted:

gently caress you Canada and your objectively superior roads despite having a similar climate and Christ couldn't they just send some of these grifter ahole construction squads to Toronto for a week of training in how to not be retarded?

What are you some kind of communist?

Z3n
Jul 21, 2007

I think the point is Z3n is a space cowboy on the edge of a frontier unknown to man, he's out there pushing the limits, trail braking into the abyss. Finding out where the edge of the razor is, turning to face the darkness and revving his 690 into it's vast gaze. You gotta live this to learn it bro.

clutchpuck posted:

I love the placebo effect after servicing something. Today it's the gearbox that feels real nice after setting the chain tension.

Probably not the placebo effect - chain tension affects how the bike shifts, excessive slack makes for final drive slap which translates to marginal feedback after shifting.

builds character
Jan 16, 2008

Keep at it.

Marv Hushman posted:

Finessing the bike around a barrier arm security gate with 3" to spare before your mirror gets clipped. Bonus points if you keep your feet on the pegs. By far the best form of filtering.

Powering through a sliding security gate with 0" to spare before your everything gets clipped.

Approaching a car hauler on the highway, the one with that last lovely anonymous new SUV bouncing up and down at the very edge of the top row, rolling up under it, and taunting it like a dog at the end of its leash. I have no idea why they put the last car in this position; it seems counter-intuitive, lazy, and dangerous. Much like me choosing to be right in the launch path.

I have repeatedly observed that autistic children are decidedly non-autistic when around motorcycles, particularly if you let them sit on the thing, rev it, whatever. Hell, Michael Parks knew this 40 years ago, before anyone knew what the gently caress autism was.

When you assemble a string of rides that are individual masterpieces of predictive threat analysis, route choice, execution, and fun. Commutes count. They probably count even more, because these things are more difficult to achieve in this scenario. Jazz musicians call it in the pocket. Glenn Gould called it a state of wonder. Substitute motorcycling for art in the quote below. This is what you're after.



clutchpuck
Apr 30, 2004
ro-tard

Z3n posted:

Probably not the placebo effect - chain tension affects how the bike shifts, excessive slack makes for final drive slap which translates to marginal feedback after shifting.

Yeah it was terrible. But the first few shifts after adjusting it were almost silent. By the time I got home they were back to their normal *CLICK*.

Marv Hushman
Jun 2, 2010

Freedom Ain't Free
:911::911::911:

Yes, precisely.

Bach : Braaap :: Mozart : Motard.

Z3n
Jul 21, 2007

I think the point is Z3n is a space cowboy on the edge of a frontier unknown to man, he's out there pushing the limits, trail braking into the abyss. Finding out where the edge of the razor is, turning to face the darkness and revving his 690 into it's vast gaze. You gotta live this to learn it bro.

DID SOMEONE SAY BRAP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_2v2pkuLwZA

Digital_Jesus
Feb 10, 2011

nice turn signal wheelie doofus.

Z3n
Jul 21, 2007

I think the point is Z3n is a space cowboy on the edge of a frontier unknown to man, he's out there pushing the limits, trail braking into the abyss. Finding out where the edge of the razor is, turning to face the darkness and revving his 690 into it's vast gaze. You gotta live this to learn it bro.

Digital_Jesus posted:

nice turn signal wheelie doofus.

I wasn't moving so I left it on.

Razzled
Feb 3, 2011

MY HARLEY IS COOL

Spiffness posted:

Pair this with a friendly wave.

I've been riding under this ethos for years as "your friendly neighborhood supermoto rider"

I give them the finger to make up for this

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Radbot
Aug 12, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
I like rolling up to the crosswalk in front of the lovely casino I ride near at warp speed, then threshhold braking and coming to a stop *exactly* at the line. So many indignant grandmas want to say something, then they look at the line, then at me, then at the line, scoff, and keep waddling to the buffet.

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