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the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

LonsomeSon posted:

Where dafuq do people go out for pizza and noodles

I immediately assumed ramen and the like, but thinking about it, I suppose you could say Pizza Hut or Domino's, don't they have pasta bowls on the menu?


I like how these types of meme have to be so vaguely worded, like the LGBTQ folks are demanding to be allowed into the Straight People Club or some poo poo instead of the reality of "Hey, could you maybe stop hurling racial slurs around the Magic the Gathering tournament?"

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Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


the_steve posted:

I immediately assumed ramen and the like, but thinking about it, I suppose you could say Pizza Hut or Domino's, don't they have pasta bowls on the menu?

I like how these types of meme have to be so vaguely worded, like the LGBTQ folks are demanding to be allowed into the Straight People Club or some poo poo instead of the reality of "Hey, could you maybe stop hurling racial slurs around the Magic the Gathering tournament?"

Don't manplain mtg to women please, this is a mtg cruise everyone here knows the game!

Magnetic North
Dec 15, 2008

Beware the Forest's Mushrooms
God this reminds me of something that I post in search of every 5 years or so. It's a screenshot of a (IIRC) Reddit post about Women in Yu-Gi-Oh, suggesting that the reason no women attended the Yu-Gi-Oh night at the game store was because they lacked the mental capacity for the game. It was the stupidest poo poo.

LonsomeSon
Nov 22, 2009

A fishperson in an intimidating hat!

Upsidads posted:

Don't manplain mtg to women please, this is a mtg cruise everyone here knows the game!

Aging mid-sized cruise liner leaving a trail of stink likes which are visible from space

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

Magnetic North posted:

God this reminds me of something that I post in search of every 5 years or so. It's a screenshot of a (IIRC) Reddit post about Women in Yu-Gi-Oh, suggesting that the reason no women attended the Yu-Gi-Oh night at the game store was because they lacked the mental capacity for the game. It was the stupidest poo poo.

From what I understand of Yu-Gi-Oh the mental capacity is build a turn one combo, win.

Crunch Buttsteak
Feb 26, 2007

You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?

the_steve posted:

I like how these types of meme have to be so vaguely worded, like the LGBTQ folks are demanding to be allowed into the Straight People Club or some poo poo instead of the reality of "Hey, could you maybe stop hurling racial slurs around the Magic the Gathering tournament?"

Someone showing up with a "they/them" pin on their backpack at my local Friday Night Magic scene sure did expose the Jordan Peterson fans in attendance.

Like they weren't even overtly bigoted but you could just sense the people who were obviously writing substack articles about the erosion of society and the hegelian dialectic in their heads while being obliterated by their jank Zedruu grouphug deck.

The Islamic Shock
Apr 8, 2021

Crunch Buttsteak posted:

Someone showing up with a "they/them" pin on their backpack at my local Friday Night Magic scene sure did expose the Jordan Peterson fans in attendance.

Like they weren't even overtly bigoted but you could just sense the people who were obviously writing substack articles about the erosion of society and the hegelian dialectic in their heads while being obliterated by their jank Zedruu grouphug deck.
SB: 1 Garth One-Eye
1 Ephemerate
1 Swords to Plowshares
1 Force of Will
1 Mana Drain
1 Counterspell
1 Force of Negation
1 Fierce Guardianship
1 Mindbreak Trap
1 Stifle
1 Mass Hysteria
1 Concordant Crossroads
1 Minamo, School at Water's Edge
1 Deflecting Swat
1 Assassin's Trophy
1 Mangara of Corondor
1 Birds of Paradise
1 Elvish Spirit Guide
1 Lotus Petal
1 Sol Ring
1 Command Tower
1 City of Brass
1 Mana Confluence
1 Gemstone Caverns
1 Demonic Tutor
1 Mystical Tutor
1 Imperial Seal
1 Vampiric Tutor
1 Volcanic Island
1 Underground Sea
1 Scrubland
1 Plateau
1 Bayou
1 Tundra
1 Savannah
1 Tropical Island
1 Bloodstained Mire
1 Polluted Delta
1 Wooded Foothills
1 Windswept Heath
1 Flooded Strand
1 Misty Rainforest
1 Verdant Catacombs
1 Scalding Tarn
1 Arid Mesa
1 Marsh Flats
1 Displacer Kitten
1 Coveted Jewel
1 Recruiter of the Guard
1 Imperial Recruiter
1 Pull from Eternity
1 Eternal Witness
1 Spellseeker
1 Lotus Cobra
1 The One Ring
1 Wheel of Fortune
1 Noble Hierarch
1 Channel the Suns
1 Pentad Prism
1 Teferi's Protection
1 Angel's Grace
1 Taiga
1 Badlands
1 Urza's Saga
1 Boseiju, Who Endures
1 Animate Dead
1 Reanimate
1 Regrowth
1 Oubliette
1 Dark Ritual
1 Enlightened Tutor
1 Priest of Fell Rites
1 Tear Asunder
1 Silence
1 Eladamri's Call
1 Noxious Revival
1 Chrome Mox
1 Arcane Signet
1 Forbidden Orchard
1 Sylvan Tutor
1 Everybody Lives!
1 Constant Mists
1 Timeless Lotus
1 Rout
1 Pact of Negation
1 Reflecting Pool
1 Bloom Tender
1 Shadowspear
1 Land Grant
1 Breeding Pool
1 Overgrown Tomb
1 Temple Garden
1 Cyclonic Rift
1 Isochron Scepter
1 Simian Spirit Guide
1 Mox Opal
1 Dress Down
1 Leyline of the Void
1 Aether Vial
1 Mana Short


Some of these are pet cards of mine of course but go ahead and rip the souls out of the bigots next Commander game. Helps not to let them know you have Displacer Kitten until the turn you win if you can
(don't cut Stifle because the one time you get to gently caress someone for Thoracle/Consultation is worth it)

The Islamic Shock fucked around with this message at 20:13 on Apr 6, 2024

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


The purity of mtg of wizards and demons is ruined!

The Islamic Shock
Apr 8, 2021

Upsidads posted:

The purity of mtg of wizards and demons is ruined!
Earthbind

darthbob88 posted:

Yeah, a lot of conservative arguments are indefensible on their own merits, so they have to dress it up and talk about principles and processes instead. "My freedom of speech has been infringed! I have been censored for my views." "What views are those?" "Oh you know."
Meanwhile let's ban TikTok for making it easy for young people to find out we support a genocide being a national security threat because China even though the owner is Singaporean, there's no evidence of this and mountains of evidence of US tech companies doing this. That's not infringing on anyone's free speech is it

The Islamic Shock fucked around with this message at 22:44 on Apr 6, 2024

darthbob88
Oct 13, 2011

YOSPOS

the_steve posted:

I like how these types of meme have to be so vaguely worded, like the LGBTQ folks are demanding to be allowed into the Straight People Club or some poo poo instead of the reality of "Hey, could you maybe stop hurling racial slurs around the Magic the Gathering tournament?"
Yeah, a lot of conservative arguments are indefensible on their own merits, so they have to dress it up and talk about principles and processes instead. "My freedom of speech has been infringed! I have been censored for my views." "What views are those?" "Oh you know."

DarkHorse
Dec 13, 2006

Vroom Vroom, BEEP BEEP!
Nap Ghost

darthbob88 posted:

Yeah, a lot of conservative arguments are indefensible on their own merits, so they have to dress it up and talk about principles and processes instead. "My freedom of speech has been infringed! I have been censored for my views." "What views are those?" "Oh you know."

"States' Rights!"

"States' Rights to do what?"

"Well, you see..."

(Also let's just ignore that Fugitive Slave Act and the Dred Scott decision)

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Correct

Upsidads
Jan 11, 2007
Now and then we had a hope that if we lived and were good, God would permit us to be pirates


Or I guess just put the poors on moon and only rich get nice weather. Still gotta fix pollution, so sorry

The Islamic Shock
Apr 8, 2021
Let's start a big ol' chain list of things that historically have been communism according to these very fine people on both sides

Race-mixing

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Judeo-Bolshevism, which is when Jews do things.
e: Cultural Marxism, which is also when Jews do things.

Crunch Buttsteak
Feb 26, 2007

You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?
The very concept of homosexuality.

LonsomeSon
Nov 22, 2009

A fishperson in an intimidating hat!

The change in aesthetic for one particular McDonald’s location over the last couple of decades, that one is circulating right now.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

The 8-hour workday

The Weekend.

(And probably, at some point, The Weeknd.)

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

BAAAAAAAAAAAA

LonsomeSon posted:

Aging mid-sized cruise liner leaving a trail of stink likes which are visible from space
that's all cruise liners though? disgusting plague boats, all of em

Mooseontheloose
May 13, 2003

catholics
italians
irish

Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

Mooseontheloose posted:

catholics
italians
irish

The pope in particular.
Much of medical science, but especially when it says they shouldn't do something.

Which brings me to the most communist thing of all, being told they can't do something.

World Famous W
May 25, 2007

BAAAAAAAAAAAA
am... am i communism? are we all!? :ohdear:

Crunch Buttsteak
Feb 26, 2007

You think reality is a circle of salt around my brain keeping witches out?

Dameius posted:

Which brings me to the most communist thing of all, being told they can't do something.

Communism is when the government tells me can't sell this unpasteurized milk to infants. Freedom is when you are shot in the head after a speedy trial for idolatry against Christ. Hope this clears things up!

TremorX
Jan 19, 2001

All Hail Big Hairy Mike

Seat Belts
DUI Laws

The Islamic Shock
Apr 8, 2021
A democratically-run economy where merit is the only determinant of wealth

jk Critical race theory

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

darthbob88 posted:

Yeah, a lot of conservative arguments are indefensible on their own merits, so they have to dress it up and talk about principles and processes instead. "My freedom of speech has been infringed! I have been censored for my views." "What views are those?" "Oh you know."

Pretty much this.

A lot of people (coworkers mainly) that I run into who invoke and talk about "woke" with some agitation in their tone, I like to simply ask them what they think that means. AFAIK, it 's essentially just the new politically incorrect and the only thing that both those terms seem to mean is "try not to be a rude rear end in a top hat".

I don't know what's so hard about that.

I do my best to be polite and not to insult or offend people and am pretty successful most of the time. It's really not that difficult in the main. From time to time, I may accidentally trigger or rub someone wrong but, if I'm nice about it, the situation is easily diffused with a simple apology or basic conversation.

Right wingers talk an awful lot about sucking it up, snowflake, and not caring about feelings but, God drat, they are the most easily offended sensitive folks that I run across.

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

BiggerBoat posted:

Pretty much this.

A lot of people (coworkers mainly) that I run into who invoke and talk about "woke" with some agitation in their tone, I like to simply ask them what they think that means. AFAIK, it 's essentially just the new politically incorrect and the only thing that both those terms seem to mean is "try not to be a rude rear end in a top hat".

I don't know what's so hard about that.

I do my best to be polite and not to insult or offend people and am pretty successful most of the time. It's really not that difficult in the main. From time to time, I may accidentally trigger or rub someone wrong but, if I'm nice about it, the situation is easily diffused with a simple apology or basic conversation.

Right wingers talk an awful lot about sucking it up, snowflake, and not caring about feelings but, God drat, they are the most easily offended sensitive folks that I run across.

Aye, it's always been the same "not allowed to say things I used to say all the time without being called an rear end in a top hat now" definition it's always been. They just change the term associated with it to make it seem like some new phenomenon, or because they want to make a fresh grievance against it.
Like, a lot of "woke" stemmed from the fact that women and queers and black people were getting representation in media, sometimes even in *gasp* prominent leading roles!
But they couldn't just complain that a woman got to be a main character or that she doesn't look like a Playboy model, that'd be sexist, so they had to dress it up as forced tokenism and everyone trying to be woke, and just threw in their previous complaints about everything being PC from before just to pad it out.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

the_steve posted:

Aye, it's always been the same "not allowed to say things I used to say all the time without being called an rear end in a top hat now" definition it's always been. They just change the term associated with it to make it seem like some new phenomenon, or because they want to make a fresh grievance against it.
Like, a lot of "woke" stemmed from the fact that women and queers and black people were getting representation in media, sometimes even in *gasp* prominent leading roles!
But they couldn't just complain that a woman got to be a main character or that she doesn't look like a Playboy model, that'd be sexist, so they had to dress it up as forced tokenism and everyone trying to be woke, and just threw in their previous complaints about everything being PC from before just to pad it out.

Right. And they could just, you know not watch the show but to them it's being shoved down their throat.

Medullah
Aug 14, 2003

FEAR MY SHARK ROCKET IT REALLY SUCKS AND BLOWS
I like how many chuds have suddenly become huge Silver Surfer fans and are just disgusted that Marvel would cast a FEMALE in their favorite super hero role.

dweepus
Nov 25, 2021
my mom shared this on fb lol

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The Islamic Shock
Apr 8, 2021
Ah the reoccuring "the Nazis called themselves the SOCIALIST party and why yes I expect fascists to be completely honest and not deceitful at all about what they're doing and what language they're using"

the_steve
Nov 9, 2005

We're always hiring!

BiggerBoat posted:

Right. And they could just, you know not watch the show but to them it's being shoved down their throat.

That's because they want to watch the show, but they're pissed that it isn't catering specifically to them like everything else is.
If it isn't being marketed to them for them, then they can't gatekeep it as hard.

Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Do they think that people forgot to account for that? Like all the epidemiologists they think forgot about flu season, or all the climatologists they think forgot about winter?

The Islamic Shock
Apr 8, 2021

Guavanaut posted:

Do they think that people forgot to account for that? Like all the epidemiologists they think forgot about flu season, or all the climatologists they think forgot about winter?
No silly you stop thinking immediately after reaching the desired conclusion

soviet elsa
Feb 22, 2024
lover of cats and snow
I love that the sole National Socialist German Workers Party-Demonrats difference is that Joe Biden has it out for the whites.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

The Islamic Shock posted:

No silly you stop thinking immediately after reaching the desired conclusion

And probably several steps before that, too.

jjack229
Feb 14, 2008
Articulate your needs. I'm here to listen.

Who is arguing that cops are racist, but does not also think that cops are sexist?

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Dameius
Apr 3, 2006
That is one of the easiest meme formats and they still can't get it right.

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