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Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Also lol that they assume everyone wants a cheeseburger

Or that they want a cheeseburger so big you literally have to eat it with utensils

loving morons

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Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

jivjov posted:

I went to pick up my own breakfast yesterday to save on door dash fees and my local McDonald's was stupid slammed. Took me 30 minutes to get breakfast and a bunch of the other people waiting around were literally saying OUT LOUD the poo poo like "nobody wants to work" "this generation is so lazy" etc.

I (stupidly) tried to push back against some of that verbally and I dunno if it was because I was presenting femme yesterday or what,but some dude got literally up in my face to scream about how he will NOT calm down and that him waiting for his McMuffin was a big deal.

Next time use the drive through

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
And of course none of the democrat presidents were ordained by god

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

PhazonLink posted:

So what happens when one pious HS or college team plays another equally pious team?

Shouldnt there be a population halving every game?

Whichever team prays the hardest and hates minorities the most I guess

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Professor Beetus posted:

Rugged individualism is in the DNA of every piece of American media produced for mass consumption, and people really don't like being told that they need to do something for the hood of society. My partner watches those CW DC shows for background noise and the most recent one, Stargirl, has a plot point that, in 2021, completely gobsmacked me.

So, the "evil plan" of the "Injustice Society of America" is apparently to brainwash dumbass Americans into acknowledging that they in fact live in a society and should live accordingly. So eliminating racism, establishing universal healthcare, eliminating poverty, etc. But wait, that sounds pretty good? Oh no, 25% of all adults will die as a result! Welp, there's the catch, right? No, it's worse than that: the 25% that will die only die because their brains just won't be able to take such radical reeducation. You know, learning things like "people should have access to medicine" and "all people deserve to be treated justly under law."

Then, to drive home the point, we get a scene where a town is full of adults getting "reeducated" (frozen in trance essentially) and there's a little girl crying for her dad. The big bad sees her and tells her that her dad's just learning how to be a better person. She says "my daddy's already a good person!" Guess we'll see if he wakes up, kid!

It was clearly all written and shot pre-pandemic but talk about a collosal loving oof, because both of us are about ready to mash that button, especially after another near miss with our crumbling hospital system here in the US.

This was the plot of some lovely old anime movie I remember watching like maybe 10 years ago. I don't even remember the name because it was an awful movie but the plot was similar. The "villain" wanted to do an Assassin's Creed type thing where he was going to launch a mind control satellite into space and end war, poverty, racism, etc. Not because he wanted to personally rule the world but because he wanted to get rid of all the bad poo poo humans do. And the reason he had to be stopped, according to the female lead character, was that "it has to be their choice".

Like what the gently caress. I wasn't nearly as progressive then as I am now and I still understood that was loving stupid. I would 100% launch that satellite/press that button/whatever if it would reprogram humanity and yeah sorry I don't care if chuds kill themselves because they can't handle being non-lovely people. Ideally that wouldn't happen and we wouldn't have to lose people but if the remaining population were all progressive socialists it would be worth it.

That DC cartoon isn't even being consistent with the crying child because if you're seriously reprogramming everyone's brains then you're also reprogramming the kid too and she would be OK with daddy being brainwashed into being a non-chud.

Elephant Ambush fucked around with this message at 23:03 on Oct 11, 2021

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

J.A.B.C. posted:

I can think of a few series that try to do this.

The idea of a villain trying to eliminate evil by removing free will is pretty common. Naruto did it (with three villains!), PsychoPass is basically built around the idea similar to 'Minority Report'. Gurren Lagaan literally has free will as a dangerous force that will destroy the universe, that is just fought and beaten by even FREE-R WILL and big robots.

Crest of the Stars has humanity get absorbed into a galactic empire because otherwise they would have killed themselves, Legend of Galactic Heroes is pretty much a 150+ episode debate between 'uncertain democracy' vs 'benevolent dictatorship', it's a pretty common trope.

The problem with this trope is that it assumes a false dichotomy. It is ridiculous to assume that brainwashing racism and selfishness and greed and bigotry and tribalism and warmongering out of all humanity also removes all semblance of free will. You can get rid of all those things and people can still wear whatever color shirt they want and whatever kind of pants they want and watch whatever movies they want or listen to whatever music they want and eat whatever food they want. It's just that they'll reject all the bad poo poo because they will be forced to agree that it's bad. Then they can enjoy whatever non-bad poo poo they want and we can all save this toilet earth together.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
These people don't even know what Millenials are. They just use the word to describe teens and 20-somethings.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Thread adjacent but I'm at the hardware store and I saw a bumper sticker that said "Jesus died because all lives matter"

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

the_steve posted:

Well Jesus was black...

I guarantee the one person in the store not wearing a mask was the person who owned that car.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

PhazonLink posted:

if "the modern sissified world stops you from doing all the cowboy poo poo", doesnt that mean those sissies are more powerful than you?

:umberto:

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
They don't actually care about the economy they only care about their own personal wealth

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Libraries have been under attack for a long-rear end time. That's nothing new.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Panfilo posted:

A good way to test chuds is to ask them if they'd support public services if it meant they didn't have to pay any additional taxes. I've asked them this in the context of socialized Healthcare, just a hypothetical where we had universal Healthcare but if you want something different you can always pay to opt for more.

Not surprisingly, they were opposed to this too. "Nothing is free" is what they like to say about it. Ultimately it seems like they prefer that some people are unable to afford it than it being completely free for them.

Conservatives and reactionaries don't vote to make their lives better, they vote to make everyone else's lives worse.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Twelve by Pies posted:

Real life golf sucks but video game golf rules.

This. I played golf all through high school and college and ended up quitting for various reasons and I grew to absolutely hate the game.

However when Mario Golf came out for the N64 I played the poo poo out of it and I still love golf video games. Except for the EA Tiger Woods garbage.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

What even IS a library?

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Doctor Butts posted:

Everyone sharing this thinks they work harder than everyone else at their office job.

Fixed

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

the_steve posted:

Nah, it's common amongst the blue collar sorts as well, at least the ones I work with.
Everyone jacks around except our crew. We're the only ones who ever get anything done.

Oh I understand that and it's slightly less dumb in that context but a ton of the people who are going to be sharing that have relatively cushy jobs

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
So god is the virus

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

ranbo das posted:

It amazes me that there are people in TYOOL 2021 who don't have Precheck. It's the single greatest travel purchase out there and super cheap

The problem with precheck now is that pretty much everyone has it and the lines are just as long if not longer than the non precheck lines. Sucks

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

F_Shit_Fitzgerald posted:

The Bible tells people not to swear any oaths; “let your yes be yes and your no be no” or something like that. Christians who have never cracked open their KJV editions probably have no idea.

That's most of them, so...

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Those people don't care about company money or whatever they just want to be able to shoot someone without getting punished for it. That's it. Anything else is overthinking it.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Remember when gas was $4+/gallon in 2004 under Bush 2? I do.

And yes I know the president doesn't control gas prices but if these morons think that's the case then they should be reminded of when it happened under Bush but worse

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
The unnecessary period offends me more than the stupid message

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
"I like this" - Devil

lmao

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
I'm culturally Satanic

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Dr. Arbitrary posted:

I guess the new thing is people whining about how the FBI handles violent threats to school boards.

I had someone sincerely insist that it isn't actually a crime to make violent threats because it's just words.

There are people on these forums who don't like that you can't tell people to kill themselves or bully them too hard because "it's just text on a screen and posts can't hurt you and you're thin skinned and bitchmade if you complain or get upset or report bullying to mods".

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Doesn't GPS actually stand for Global Positioning System?

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
I would love it if social media were destroyed. We kept in touch with friends and family before it existed, we can do it again

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Long grass is where mosquitoes hang out and breed so if everyone keeps their grass short the whole neighborhood benefits

Also replace grass with clover. Plant fuckloads of clover

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
carpenter bees can gently caress right off

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
Oh man those are some memories

I really miss LF

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Nenonen posted:

It's the same model, that's just what they look like from front and back.

Uhhhh

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

BiggerBoat posted:

YEah but what about all the fentanyl halloween candy, rainbow parties and jenkem labs?

Those are the side dishes that go with NyQuil chicken. Tide Pods for dessert

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Invalid Validation posted:

They technically do hate you they just hate you less than the republicans.

Depends. How much money you have makes a big difference

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
I have a computer science degree from a good school and I graduated with something like a 2.01 gpa. I do well for myself and live comfortably. After graduation gpa literally does not matter at all lol

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Invalid Validation posted:

Most people on Medicare are tax free or have a reduced tax burden so I don’t know what the gently caress they want.

They want everything for free but only for them

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

CuddleCryptid posted:

There's value in not blindly trusting experts but boy is anti intellectualism the key for that stuff.

God knows I spent untold hours of my life during the Plague Years arguing with people online about the vaccine and arguments culminating in "your profile says you're a biochemist maybe you should have paid more attention in class :smuggo:"

Do you believe in the science or not rear end in a top hat

No, they don't. It's just a smokescreen

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

BiggerBoat posted:

Yeah, but the Bible says "__________" and no one can argue with the word of GOD.

Except they don't even really believe that. We've seen how they'll twist the bible to suit their needs. It's all just "whatever argument that other people will take seriously that will protect my lovely beliefs"

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

Devorum posted:

The absolute youngest Vietnam vet would be 66 years old today. I'm fairly certain I could take most 66 year olds in a fight, especially if they've got bad knees and the like from military service.

The implication is that the Vietnam vet will shoot you

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Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
All movies are documentaries and the main character is always the good guy that you should identify with no matter what he does

This is also true for TV. Especially the hit series Breaking Bad

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