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FW: Travel Advisory
Those expecting to be on the road this weekend please be advised of the
following TRANSPORTATION ADVISORY:

A travel advisory was issued by the Department of Transportation for
this coming weekend covering the following six states:

1. South Dakota
2. Iowa
3. Illinois
4. Indiana
5. Kentucky
6. Virginia

The following 10 Interstates will be clogged by road blocks, heavy
traffic, expected heavy spectators and Press:

1. I - 64
2. I - 71
3. I - 65
4. I - 465
5. I - 74
6. I - 474
7. I - 80
8. I - 380
9. I - 90
10. I - 190

The reason for the delay is Federal Government is shipping a 100 TON lump of coal from West Virginia to South Dakota so that Obama can be added to Mount Rushmore.

However, the consulting engineering firm of Pelosi, Frank, Reid, Jackson & Sharpton are questioning that they are not sure it would be big enough.....