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duck monster: Dec 15, 2004

Thats so Brad! posted:

America, Canada , all Europe ...... needs a President like
this..............NOW!!!!

Prime Minister Kevin Rudd - Australia

Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on
Wednesday to get out of Australia , as the government targeted
radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks.

Separately, Howard angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by
saying he supported spy agencies monitoring the nation's mosques.
Quote: 'IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT. Take It Or Leave It.
I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some
individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali , we
have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of
Australians'.

'This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles,
trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought
freedom'. 'We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic,
Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you
wish to become part of our society . Learn the language!'

'Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right
wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women, on
Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly
documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of
our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another
part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our
culture.'

'We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why. All we ask is
that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with
us.'

'This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow
you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done
complaining, whining, and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our
Christian beliefs, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take
advantage of one other great Australian freedom,

'THE RIGHT TO LEAVE'.'

'If you aren't happy here then LEAVE. We didn't force you to come
here. You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted.'

Maybe if we circulate this , American citizens will find the backbone
to start speaking and voicing the same truths.

If you agree, please SEND THIS ON.

the gently caress? Is this claiming that Kevin Rudd said this? :psypop:

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duck monster: Dec 15, 2004

ClosedBSD posted:

His "Grady for President" video is like if he took every racist email and smashed it all into one speech
http://www.youtube.com/user/gradywarren

Holy poo poo "reeducation" camps for blacks!

# ¿ Apr 25, 2011 10:48

duck monster: Dec 15, 2004

Not quite as nefarious as some of the things you folks have parents emailing around...

Ma sent me this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2GZWSqNviU

:confused:

# ¿ May 11, 2011 17:48

duck monster: Dec 15, 2004

Hyosho posted:

you think you're being clever, but they're already pushing for this legislation

http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout/20110225/ts_yblog_thelookout/georgia-lawmaker-proposes-classifying-miscarriages-as-prenatal-murder

Note, its the same guy who wrote the bill reclassifying a rape victim as a rape accuser.

# ¿ May 12, 2011 17:21

duck monster: Dec 15, 2004

Sarion posted:

Done and done:

Also, is it safe to assume that we get to keep science?

I'm not entirely sure I understand that veichle? Do they traid droids out of the back of that thing?

# ¿ Jul 18, 2011 17:06

duck monster: Dec 15, 2004

YoungBuns posted:

Not really the place for it, but this turned up in our yard somehow and I had to share it.

I wish we lived in a world where government orders end with complete frenzied gently caress YOU UP THE rear end in a top hat freakouts.

# ¿ Aug 16, 2011 12:27

duck monster: Dec 15, 2004

Enjoy posted:

They are all so loving incompetent

To be honest, its pretty much the case for the islamist and left wing variants too.

The west has had maybe, 3(or 4?) successful serious terrorist attacks by islamists , and probably 100 utterly bungled ones.

And I cant remember the last time a left wing terrorist with intent to injure/harm humans succeeded in the west. I'm sure I'm wrong , but its pretty rare. I know there where a few in the 70s.

Basically terrorism is a pretty dumb response to percieved or real injustice from pretty dumb people.

# ¿ Aug 17, 2011 06:43

duck monster: Dec 15, 2004

Doctor Butts posted:

Posted this link after the picture as well:
http://goo.gl/dzsrD

Shows a bunch of destruction after natural disasters, and then starts out with "WHAT DO YOU DO IF URBAN WARFARE GANGSTERS COME KNOCKING ON YOUR DOOR?" and then tries to sell you emergency preparedness kits.

I'm fairly certain that Ciprean Pintea, a Romanian dude who appears to be bit of a snake oil salesman is behind this as well:

http://www.danpena.com/the-hard-truth-online/

Kaiax inc I believe is the mothership company. Not sure what else they do.

edit:

http://www.homemadeenergy.org/

Same narator, except this time he's peddling magical free energy crap. This time the narator is named "Ben Ford" instead of "Jason richards"

edit: Apparently they where selling a perpetual motion machine called a "johnson motor" at one point too.

duck monster fucked around with this message at 23:09 on Nov 6, 2013

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duck monster: Dec 15, 2004

For reference, the "reclaim australia march" is some sort of retard march of people who don't like muslims protesting againt, uh, halal food.

# ¿ Mar 23, 2015 12:30

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