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FW:FW:FW:FW: SCARY!!!quote:Contact your Representatives and let them know how you feel about this. We, as a country, cannot afford another 1000 page bill to go through congress without being read. Another 500 pages to go. I have highlighted a few of the items that are downright unconstitutional. This e-mail has pretty much everything: ACORN, Americorps, death panels, rationing, illegal aliens, and government controlled motorized wheel chairs. Throw in some gun control and Obama's Islamic upbringing in Kenya and we could rule the world of forwards.
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2009 21:56 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 07:24 |
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thegreatcodfish posted:Naet, I got that in an email(not from my pastor, family member) a week or so ago. It's really funny to actually look in the bill to see what they are referencing. Oh, I know. I sent a reply to the list of people with a link to the actual bill and told them, in a nice way, to not be stupid. In addition, I also stated that the bill is certainly not the ideal solution for healthcare, but that the correct way to make change is to actually fight the tangible problems and not waste time making up utter bullshit like death panels and ACORN conspiracy theories. Really, there's no logical way that any of these people can argue with my e-mail. I linked the actual bill and not any other website that would immediately be written off as "LIEbiral"; anyone who continues to argue on the side of the FW just proves to me that stupid people are stupid people are stupid people and no amount of actual evidence will ever change their minds. i am the bird fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Aug 17, 2009 |
# ¿ Aug 17, 2009 01:38 |
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Deuce posted:What the loving christ. I thought this was a fake one that you wrote up. Nope, it's real. I have to give props to the guy who sent it to me though. I sent him a polite reply telling him that the e-mail was full of poo poo and then linked him to the bill. Next time I saw him, he thanked me and said that even though he disagrees with UCH, he's not a fan of the propaganda coming from the right and didn't like how dishonest the e-mail was. I think he was a little taken aback about how many of those bullet points weren't even just misleading misinterpretations but straight up lies with no basis anywhere in the bill. Of course, his mother then told me that Oregon has socialized medicine and that they're literally letting dumpsters of sick babies die by the hour because the system is out of money and that if the fed was in control of health care, anyone not in the physical shape of an Olympiad would be thrown to a pack of wolves while Obama cackled maniacally.
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# ¿ Aug 29, 2009 00:05 |
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A friend was showing me an e-mail he got that's been going around apparently. I asked him to forward it to me and I'll post it once I get it. The basic gist of it is that we should throw away the Constitution and return to the Articles of Confederation because of its excellent "states' rights" and anti-federalism policies. It was pretty loving ludicrous and very easy to see that whoever wrote it has never actually read the Articles of Confederation or put any thought into why a guy like James Madison looked at the Articles and said, "What the gently caress does any of this even mean? We need a constitution!"
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# ¿ Sep 23, 2009 16:03 |
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Ortsacras posted:Things I don't understand about conservative "thought" #135: I never understand their problem with toll roads. In theory, those who use them pay for them, and those who don't use them don't have to pay for them. So this tickles their "no taxes" spot. A successfully-planned and placed toll road would therefore make money, while an unnecessary one would fail, which ought to tickle their "free market" hardons. Anything run by the government is evil unless it directly and negatively impacts brown people; that's the only conclusion I've been able to come to with contradicting conservative beliefs when it comes to socialized programs.
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# ¿ Sep 24, 2009 16:21 |
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I'm surprised there's no reference to African-American crime rate for a two-fer.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2009 23:21 |
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Obama and the current members of congress have been in power for over a hundred years (234 years to be exact!), though! Why aren't we living in a utopia yet?
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# ¿ Oct 15, 2009 15:36 |
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Should I feel stupid for not understanding what in the gently caress that is supposed to mean?
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# ¿ Oct 28, 2009 15:56 |
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That Rome e-mail is hilarious. I think my favorite part is about the cripple leading a nation into war. Also, do fundies realize that the pilgrims weren't the first colonists?
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2009 17:39 |
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White dudes landed at Jamestown over a decade before the religious-freedom-white-dudes came to Plymouth, though.
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# ¿ Nov 13, 2009 17:45 |
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I can't believe Obama spent my tax money to redesign the White House to fit his ideal, Islamic architecture.
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2009 20:37 |
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There's nothing of substance in her words. Some people voted for Obama simply because he's black; on the other hand, some people voted for McCain or a write-in simply because Obama is black. That argument works for either side. The rest of it is bullshit political buzzwords that don't address any form of policy. Obama will take away our liberties? How the gently caress do you become a professor and possess a complete lack of shame when it comes to not citing any of your claims?
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# ¿ Mar 19, 2010 17:24 |
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freebooter posted:What the hell search engine are you using that takes 5 seconds to bring up a result? I would tell you, but I'm just heading out the door for a check-up with my doctor who is currently in prison for murder.
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# ¿ Apr 9, 2010 14:47 |
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Real Americans would've just burned that wood in a giant bonfire while circling around it singing Lee Greenwood.
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# ¿ May 8, 2010 20:57 |
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The Hitler = Marxist thing should be addressed if only because there are too many stupid people out there who equate Nazis to socialists.
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# ¿ May 27, 2010 21:10 |
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dja98 posted:This is usually because the full name of the Nazi party was 'Nationalsozialistische Deutsche Arbeiterpartei' or 'National Socialist German Workers Party'. What they were and what they called themselves are two entirely different beasts. I understand that socialism is -- and has been in the past -- the buzz word for evil, but not being able to differentiate between the evils done in the name of socialism and the evils done in the name of fascism leads to the stupidity found in the many many emails we have here.
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# ¿ May 28, 2010 14:03 |
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I like how he implies that the United States knew what was going on in the USSR, that we weren't doing anything to stop Japan in Asia (until it was too late!!!), and that the Nazi party was somehow a minority rule.
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2010 15:27 |
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tek79 posted:Quite literally, THOUSANDS of people have read this world-wide. We're winning! "There are dozens of us! Dozens!"
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# ¿ Jun 4, 2010 19:11 |
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There was a really bad storm in Ohio last week that devastated the area. You know what we're doing? We're gathering a bunch of local people and going to help out. I don't see any Haitians here offering their support. I'm just telling the truth. Forward this on if you agree with the truth.
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# ¿ Jun 9, 2010 03:48 |
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That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America. This is the best thing I've read in months.
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# ¿ Jun 10, 2010 02:09 |
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You could make it simpler than that. Olivia said, "I will give you tax cuts." The kids went wild. Jaime was forgotten. The next day, the kids showed up and the school was closed because there were no funds to support it anymore.
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# ¿ Jun 19, 2010 15:59 |
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crime fighting hog posted:The best part is my dad tells me I'll have the same exact views once I get older, how I don't want the goddamn liberals taking my paycheck to give to welfare queens who don't work 2% as hard as I do, etc. Winston Churchill once allegedly said, "Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." It's bullshit, of course, but I've seen it used a lot to marginalize young voters who are "too idealistic."
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2010 16:09 |
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goddamnedtwisto posted:Of course it's bullshit - not least because the British definitions of Liberal and Conservative (both names of political parties) were very different from how they're used in the US these days... and particularly given that he first entered Parliament as a Conservative aged 26 and swapped to the Liberal party aged 30. Winston Churchill is the originator of any and every quasifamous quote. I, uh, read it in an e-mail.
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2010 17:47 |
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BonoMan posted:Sup Jon Voight....still crazy? My favorite part? The random passage where he rails against illegal immigrants in a letter that's otherwise all about Israel. "Jews are responsible for everything good in this world. Meanwhile, you support those DIRTY MEXICANS who haven't done a goddamned thing. Yours in Christ, Jon Voight"
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# ¿ Jun 23, 2010 12:29 |
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quote:and a Caucasian wrote it. I had to reread this part to make sure I hadn't stumbled upon the intro to Bill Cosby's new book!
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# ¿ Jun 24, 2010 13:15 |
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I like how Christians cherry pick the Koran for infidel bullshit while conveniently ignoring the entirety of the Old Testament where people are murdered left and right in the name of God.
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# ¿ Jun 29, 2010 13:57 |
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Religion is imperative to understand history, but it's also pretty drat important to understand culture today. I think it's rather stupid that many high schools don't cover religion as much as they should. Instead, we get a bunch of people graduating who only know their own world view (which is likely slanted toward Christianity).
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2010 23:51 |
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Those are the laziest terrorists I've ever seen.
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# ¿ Jul 20, 2010 19:07 |
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Dr. Arbitrary posted:Good question, where was the United States federal government when the Republic of Texas at war with Mexico. Obama!
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# ¿ Jul 28, 2010 13:10 |
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My dad's a recovering Republican who actually likes Obama and is able to see how horrible Palin is. On the flip side, he sees nothing wrong with the Tea Party people, still watches Fox, and thinks Beck is no worse than Olbermann. On the flippier side, he reads and likes Paul Krugman. On the flip-flippier side, he thinks ACORN is 100% guilty and once suggested to me that there should be "some kind of test" that people have to pass before they can vote. We get along swimmingly, though, because we've come to learn when to shut down the political talk. My brother supports (supported?) Ron Paul and is a "libertarian." We get around this ideological split by making fun of each other in horrible ways.
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# ¿ Aug 5, 2010 14:24 |
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quote:America will allow NO imports, and we'll do no exports. We will use the 'Wal-Mart 's policy, 'If we ain't got it, you don't need it.' We'll make it here and sell it here! But if the U.S. blocked imports, Wal-Mart wouldn't exist...
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# ¿ Aug 31, 2010 20:09 |
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quote:Politically, Armand Hammer was a staunch supporter of the Republican party. He boosted Richard Nixon's presidential campaign with $54,000 in campaign contributions. He was convicted on charges that one of these donations had been made illegally, but was later pardoned by Republican U.S. President George H. W. Bush. Hilarious.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2010 16:10 |
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quote:Peace-loving Muslims have been made irrelevant by their silence. Using this logic, Jews were the enemy during WW2. Why didn't they just stand up to the Nazis?!
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2010 04:00 |
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I read the last part of that e-mail as Michael Scott as racist Rodney Dangerfield. "Hey, I was so depressed last night." <collar tug> "I called the suicide hotline and it asked if I spoke English! I get no respect. I was connected to a hotline in Pakistan. I told them, hey, I'm suicidal here!" <collar tug> "They asked if I could drive a truck. No respect!"
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2010 18:56 |
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TGLT posted:Joe gets up at 5 AM. The world explodes. Liberals. Even simpler: Joe doesn't get up at 5 a.m. because his LIBERAL mother aborted him.
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# ¿ Oct 21, 2010 21:42 |
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Things that e-mail has taught me: Liberals invented democracy. Conservatives believe in evolution.
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# ¿ Oct 24, 2010 15:58 |
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Angry Avocado posted:I don't, but please tell me more. Southern Democrats refused to work on Civil Rights legislation and actively tried to undermine it in the 1960s. LBJ, however, continued to push for it despite the dilemma within the party. When he signed the Civil Rights Act of 1964, he actually predicted the future of race relations in politics: "I think we just delivered the South to the Republican party for a long time to come." It wasn't just voters that fled from the Democratic party after the legislation; politicians defected as well. That, in combination with the implosion of the Democrats in '68, led to the Republican rise. They also adopted a Southern Strategy based off this backlash. They knew they'd never be able to get the black vote, so they devised strategies of pandering to the white voters via not-so-subtle race baiting issues. The strategy has been refined over time. The quoted used most often here is Lee Atwater's statement in 1981: Atwater posted:You start out in 1954 by saying, "friend of the family, friend of the family, friend of the family." By 1968 you can't say "friend of the family"that hurts you. Backfires. So you say stuff like forced busing, states' rights and all that stuff. You're getting so abstract now [that] you're talking about cutting taxes, and all these things you're talking about are totally economic things and a byproduct of them is [that] blacks get hurt worse than whites.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2010 21:11 |
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No matter how many times I read it, I will always be agitated by the phrase "this is what the Founding Fathers intended." Ignoring the idiocy of lumping them all together as if they all agreed on everything, if they "intended" something they would've loving done it.
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# ¿ Nov 4, 2010 06:57 |
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Facebook quote time:guy #1 posted:My teacher told our class that african americans are unable to reach high positions in this country due to our society. Well may I ask what an african american is doing as our president? guy #2 posted:don't you just loving love AFFIRMATIVE ACTION. The whole affirmative action bullshit is actual racist. guy #3 posted:Are trees considered high positions
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2010 21:46 |
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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 07:24 |
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BatteredFeltFedora posted:It's just another way of saying Lebensraum. Seriously. I think that's one of the few legitimate Hitler comparisons ever, at least in regards to that particular argument. "We needed the land, so... genocide. Oh well!"
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2010 23:21 |