Z-Magic posted:

The soldier in the wheel chair is Ron Kovic and he proceeds to curse the teacher out in front of her entire class

quote:

If you cross the North Korean border illegally you get 12 years hard labor.
If you cross the Iranian border illegally you are detained indefinitely.
If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.
If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally you will be jailed.
If you cross the Chinese border illegally you may never be heard from again.
If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally you will be branded a spy and your fate will be sealed.
If you cross the Mexican borders illegally you will jailed for two years.
If you cross the Cuban border illegally you will be thrown into political prison to rot.

If you cross the United States border illegally you get:
1 – A job
2 – A driver’s license
3 – A Social Security card
4 – Welfare
5 – Food stamps
6 – Credit cards
7 – Subsidized rent or a loan to buy a house
8 – Free education
9 – Free health care
10 – A lobbyist in Washington
11 – Billions of dollars in public documents printed in your language
12 – Millions of servicemen and women who are willing to – and do – die
for your right to the ways and means of our @#$%—-ution
13 – And the right to carry the flag of your country – the one you walked
out on – while you call America racist and protest that you don’t get
enough respect.

Huitzil posted:

That isn't really a capitalism thing unless you want to say that every problem ever in human society is a capitalism thing, and if you do that then there's no point in listening to you. It's an infrastructure, distribution, and corruption thing; we have enough food to feed every human on the planet but not the means to get it to them reliably.

ClearAirTurbulence posted:

namesake posted:

I'm pretty sure Hitler smoked at the very end.