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Casca
Jan 25, 2006

The Saints must Flow.
Got a couple of them here that my uncle sent a couple days ago. The first paragraph is his comments. I never knew he was this bad. :(

quote:

No matter how hard people want to idolize Obama under-
neath the Ivy League image he portrays is a disdain for
the white race. His sympathies are toward blacks whether American or Islamic peoples. Voters have had
time to realize the impact of his allegience now that the
election dust has settled.
Whether his Anglo advisors can keep him in check remains to be seen. His DNA will trump in time.


>This man is a racist.


>>And aren't we proud that this is our president!! God help us


>>FORWARD TO ALL YOU CAN

>>Everyone of voting age should read these two books. Don't buy them, get them from the library.

(insert jpgs of the covers of "Dreams of my Father" and "Audacity of Hope" here)

>>From Dreams of My Father:'I ceased to advertise my mother's race at the age of 12 or 13, when I began to suspect that by doing so I was ingratiating myself to whites.'

>>From Dreams of My Father :'I found a solace in nursing a pervasive sense of grievance and animosity against my mother's race...'

>>From Dreams of My Father:'There was something about him that made me wary, a little too sure of himself, maybe. And white.'

>>From Dreams of My Father:'It remained necessary to prove which side you were on, to show your loyalty to the black masses, to strike out and name names.'

>>From Dreams of My Father:'I never emulate white men and brown men whose fates didn't speak to my own. It was into my father's image, the black man, son of Africa, that I'd packed all the attributes I sought in myself: the attributes of Martin and Malcolm, DuBois and Mandela.'

>>And FINALLY,

>>From Audacity of Hope:'I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction.'

>>If you have never forwarded an e-mail, now is the time to do so!!!

If you thought that was terrible wait till you read the second one he sent me a few minutes later. The first paragraph is his comment. I used to have respect for this man. :(

quote:

Get ready for the Civil War Part II. When I was
growing up in Ft Worth I wished We could sever
ties with the Yankees. Now it's actually being
considered. Just think . . no more IRS, Social
Security, Medicare, Census, Criminal Lawyers
(just hang em). EPA, ERA, Mexican Trouble
(Annex it all South of Texas), Bounties on Drug
Lords/with amputation of limbs for all convicted of drug sales,
Mass executions of sexual pervs, free transportation of homos to Kansas, Trade
Schools for students, Immediate detention for
juvie troublemakers at Big Bend, Four years of
military duty following High School learning
guerrilla tactics using hi-tech weaponry on actual Yankees.
Yeah, this ought to be fun . . . . .

> Something for you to think about. Is it possible?
>
> Subject: You can count ME in!!!
>
> THE COUNTRY of TEXOARKLA
>
> In case things get a little tougher during the next few months, we In
> LOUISIANA, TEXAS , OKLAHOMA & ARKANSAS have a plan.
>
> Maybe you don't know it, but LOUISIANA , TEXAS , OKLAHOMA , & ARKANSAS
> have a legal right to secede from the Union. (Reference the
> Texas/Louisiana-American Annexation Treaty of 1848.)
>
> Us TEXOARKLANS love y'all Americans, but we'll probably have to take
> action since Barack Obama won the election and is now the President of the
> U.S.A. We'll miss ya'll though.
>
> Here is what can happen:
>
> 1. Barack Hussein Obama, after becoming the President of the United States
> , begins to try and create a socialist country, then TEXAS , LOUISIANA ,
> ARKANSAS and OKLAHOMA announces that they are going to secede from the
> Union
> .
>
> 2. George W. Bush becomes the President of the Republic of TEXOARKLA . You
> might think that he doesn't talk too pretty, but we haven't had another
> terrorist attack and the economy was fine until the effects of Barney
> Frank
> and the Democrats lowering the qualifications for home loans came home to
> roost.
>
> So what does TEXOARKLA have to do to survive as a Republic?
>
> 1. NASA is just south of Houston, Texas.. We will control the space
> industry.
>
> 2. We refine over 90% of the gasoline in the United States .
>
> 3. Defense Industry--we have over 65% of it. The term "Don't mess with
> TEXAS," will take on a whole new meaning.
>
> 4. Oil - we can supply all the oil that the Republic of TEXOARKLA will
> need for the next 300 years. What will the other states do? Gee, we don't
> know. Why not ask Obama?
>
> 5. Natural Gas - again, we have all we need and it's too bad about those
> Northern States. John Kerry and AlGore will just have to figure out a
> way to
> keep them warm...
>
> 6. Computer Industry - we lead the nation in producing computer chips and
> communications equipment - small companies like Texas Instruments, Dell
> Computer, EDS, Raytheon, National Semiconductor, Motorola, Intel, AMD,
> Nortel, Alcatel, etc. The list goes on and on.
>
> 7. Medical Care - We have the research centers for cancer research, the
> best burn centers and the top trauma units in the world, as well as other
> large health centers.
>
> 8. We have enough colleges to keep educating and making smarter citizens:
> University of Texas, Texas A&M, Texas Tech, University of Oklahoma,
> Oklahoma State University, UL-Lafayette, UL-Monroe, University of
> Arkansas, LSU,
> Arkansas State University, Baylor, Rice, TCU, SMU and MANY more.
>
> 9. We have an intelligent and energetic work force and it isn't restricted
> by a bunch of unions. Here in TEXOARKLA, we are a Right-to-Work State and,
> therefore, it's every man and woman for themselves. We just go out and get
> the job done.. And if we don't like the way one company operates, we get a
> job somewhere else.
>
> 10. We have essential control of the paper, plastics, and insurance
> industries, etc.
>
> 11. In case of a foreign invasion, we have the TEXOARKLA National Guard,
> the TEXOARKLA Air National Guard, and several military bases. We don't
> have
> an Army, but since everybody down here has at least six guns and a pile of
> ammo, we can raise an Army in 24 hours if we need one. If the situation
> really gets bad, we can always call the Department of Public Safety and ask
> them to send over the Texas Rangers.
>
> 12. We are totally self-sufficient in beef, poultry, hogs, and several
> types of grain, fruit and vegetables and let's not forget seafood from the
> Gulf. Also, everybody down here knows how to cook them so that they taste
> good. We don't need any food from somewhere else.
>
> 13. FIVE of the ten largest cities in the United States and THIRTY TWO of
> the 100 largest cities in the United States are located in TEXOARKLA. And
> TEXOARKLA also has more land than California , New York , New Jersey ,
> Connecticut , Delaware , Hawaii , Massachusetts , Maryland , Rhode
> Island
> and Vermont combined.
>
> 14. Trade: FIVE of the ten largest ports in the United States are located
> in TEXOARKLA.
>
> 15. We also manufacture cars down here, but we don't need to. You see,
> nothing rusts in TEXOARKLA so our vehicles stay beautiful and run well for
> decades.
>
> This just names a few of the items that will keep the Republic of
> TEXOARKLA in good shape. There isn't a thing out there that we need and
> don't have.
>
> Now to the rest of you folks in the United States under President Obama:
>
> Since you won't have the refineries to get gas for your cars, only
> President Obama will be able to drive around in his big 9 mpg SUV. The
> rest of
> the United States will have to walk or ride bikes.
>
> You won't have any TV as the Space Center in Houston will cut off
> satellite communications.
>
> You won't have any natural gas to heat your homes, but since AlGore has
> predicted global warming, you will not need the gas as long as you survive
> the 2000 years it will take to get enough heat from Global Warming.
>
> In other words, the rest of ya'll in the USA are in big trouble!
>
>
> Signed, The People of TEXOARKLA
>
>
> P.S. This is not a threatening letter - just a note to give you something
> to think about!
>
> Sleep well tonight 'cause the eyes of TEXOARKLA are on YOU!!
>

I don't think there is really a rebuttal to this besides OH MY GOD WHAT'S WRONG WITH YOU YOU BIGOTED OLD gently caress but someone please make this funny so I can laugh at it. Please?

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