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take my life... please!
May 31, 2006

We make everything you need and you need everything we make.
My mother sends me something similar to these lines everyday. It's funny how they sound so familiar to the ones I got about how Dubya was better than EVILCLINTON666.

Faux's Mom posted:

OK son, don't just delete this, ok? I want you to read and be honest and think about your inward response. It's simply an exercise to point out to ourselves that we do in fact judge everything by our own perspective. Remember - I bought Chip a George Bush doll that you pull his string and it says some of his most stupidest quotes, and I thought it was hilariously funny. Now the same thing is happening with Obama, and where are the jokes? Where is the doll? I want you to be aware that all of those people "out there" who might be telling you that your parents have tried to brainwash you with their religion and their politics - well, they're simply trying to do the exact same thing by often offering you only their perspective and one side of the story. If you're going to be a liberal, at least be an honest, well informed liberal, ok? I love you regardless. I don't think "those people out there" could possibly have your best interests at heart the way yo' mama does!


-Vickie

"Be strong and courageous. Do not be afraid or terrified because of them, for the Lord your God goes with you; He will never leave you nor forsake you." Deuteronomy 31:6


----- Forwarded Message ----
From: XXX
To: Undisclosed-Recipient@yahoo.com
Sent: Monday, July 27, 2009 11:59:55 PM
Subject: Fw: Fwd: IF GEORGE BUSH HAD ... A MUST READ

> If George W. Bush had made a joke at the expense of the Special Olympics, would you have approved?
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> If George W.. Bush had given Gordon Brown a set of inexpensive and incorrectly formatted DVDs, when Gordon Brown had given him a thoughtful and historically significant gift, would you have approved?
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> If George W. Bush had given the Queen of England an iPod containing videos of his speeches, would you have thought this embarrassingly narcissistic and tacky?
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> If George W. Bush had bowed to the King of Saudi Arabia, would you have approved?
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> If George W. Bush had visited Austria and made reference to the non-existent "Austrian language," would you have brushed it off as a minor slip?
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> If George W. Bush had filled his cabinet and circle of advisers with people who cannot seem to keep current on their income taxes, would you have approved?
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> If George W. Bush had been so Spanish illiterate as to refer to “Cinco de Cuatro” in front of the Mexican ambassador when it was the fourth of May (Cuatro de Mayo), and continued to flub it when he tried again, would you have winced in embarrassment?
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> If George W. Bush had mis-spelled the word advice would you have hammered him for it for years like Dan Quayle and potatoe as “proof” of what a dunce he is?
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> If George W. Bush had burned 9,000 gallons of jet fuel to go plant a single tree on “Earth Day”, would you have concluded he’s a hypocrite?
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> If George W.. Bush’s administration had okayed Air Force One flying low over millions of people followed by a jet fighter in downtown Manhattan causing widespread panic, would you have wondered whether they actually “get” what happened on 9-11?
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> If George W. Bush had been the first President to need a teleprompter installed to be able to get through a press conference, would you have laughed and said this is more proof of how he is inept he is on his own and is really controlled by smarter men behind the scenes?
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> If George W. Bush had failed to send relief aid to flood victims throughout the Midwest with more people killed or made homeless than in New Orleans , would you want it made into a major ongoing political issue with claims of racism and incompetence?
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> If George W. Bush had ordered the firing of the CEO of a major corporation, even though he had no constitutional authority to do so, would you have approved?
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> If George W. Bush had proposed to double the national debt, which had taken more than two centuries to accumulate, in one year, would you have
> approved?
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> If George W. Bush had then proposed to double the debt again within 10 years, would you have approved?
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> If George W. Bush had reduced your retirement plan’s holdings of GM stock by 90% and given the unions a majority stake in GM, would you have approved?
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> If George W. Bush had spent $250,000 to take Laura Bush to dinner and a play in NYC, making the theatre delay the start of the play over an hour, would you have approved?
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> So, tell me again, what is it about Obama that makes him so brilliant and impressive? Can't think of anything? Don't worry. He's done all this in 5 months -- so you'll have three years and seven months to come up with an answer.

Aarg.

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