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JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


Leibovitz has been in financial trouble for quite a while. A lot of it has to do with her losing her life partner/girlfriend/whatever, as is frequently the case with working professionals.

I have her book "At Work," and it's very illuminating to how she works. Some of her best shoots, like the Queen and John Lennon, were shot using very simple equipment. I know shoots can quickly get expensive, but what she's dealing with is crazy.

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JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


How many cameras could this system, if it is actually effective, target at once? Put three guys on a boat shooting the same thing, one of them will get the shot.

Seems silly. I'd like to see it in action.

Good point about the hilarious lawsuit that would result from a laser fired into an SLR's lens. Given the nature of the celebrity photography business, it would almost be preferred with the amount of publicity and demand for photos it would generate.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


AIIAZNSK8ER posted:


The lens on the flash serves to focus it, giving it reach. They kinda sorta work... never seen them used seriously. In this case it's going to be largely blocked by the telephoto lens.

His left hand should be grabbing the monopod. Instead he's being a cool dude and just resting it there.

Note that the popup flash is up, but not able to fully extend due to the hotshoe flash.

He looks to be at a zoo.

Conclusion: Guy has so much money he has no idea what to do with it.

edit: the blog indicates the photo was shot in Kuala Lumpur. So, double confirmed. Guy has tons of money, travels to southeast asia, takes photos at zoo.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME fucked around with this message at 16:37 on Oct 3, 2009

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
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Get up.


Fair enough about the holding. I'm used to grabbing the monopod in case I have to move quickly.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
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Get up.


Put this on your back.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
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Get up.


A lot of NBC's bumpers are done in that style this season. I noticed as well, very well done. They don't seem to be reflected in their shows' ratings so far, though.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
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Get up.


He sure is.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
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Get up.


That's not how you talk to cops, but yes, it's bullshit. You may enjoy this depressing thread, in other news.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
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Get up.


CF cards aren't exactly pricey at reasonable sizes. No sane person would save money on the cheapies.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
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Get up.


This really should be embedded as the first response to every thread in dorkroom.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
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Get up.


I appreciate the work, but I really dislike the feel it gives me.

Which is probably a goal of it, so...

I like it?

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
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Get up.


brad industry posted:

It'll be good exposure.

We'll have lots of paying assignments in the future if this works out.

You'll get a great tearsheet.


:(
goddamn :( indeed

Get the money.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
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Get up.


What? No. There is nothing about these bodies that results in better optics. Better optics make better optics (to be trite about it).

Maybe they're trying to argue that no mirror mechanism allows for smaller and faster optics like rangefinders? The article is so far off from advancing such a viewpoint that I would have to call them absolutely idiotic as to the details of photography if that's what they're trying to say.

A worthless piece from Wired, basically.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


Additionally

loving Wired posted:

Unless you have a specific use that these cameras can’t meet
Like being able to control focus and DOF
or see your composition in daylight
or not kill your night vision
or have significant battery life

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
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Get up.


Augmented Dickey posted:

Why wouldn't you be able to control DOF on a E-P1 or other Micro 4/3 camera? They use the same sensors as normal 4/3 cameras which are perfectly able to achieve a shallow DOF.
It's difficult to control what you can't see (in an electronic viewfinder).

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
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Get up.


I'm absolutely convinced he's the photography world's equivalent of Fox News: saying whatever it takes to get the most viewers excited one way or the other so they'll keep coming back.

In other words: a troll to behold.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
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Get up.


FasterThanLight posted:

Yes, and he also claimed that he had a custom elephant penis skin put on it.
As a testament to the man's madness, I did not immediately dismiss this as a joke.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
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Get up.


Oh my God.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
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Get up.


Bahama.Llama posted:

So I never actually knew what this guy looked like... but wanted to see for myself. Yup... that's a flash on a super tele.

In other news, he wears his watch upside down. The watch face looks shopped though: http://www.kenrockwell.com/Images/KenLens3k.jpg
Everything about that image confirms that Ken Rockwell is the OG of photography trolls.

"Special left hand body" because I'm special
Tiny on camera flash with fuckoff huge lens (that will block said flash)
Carefully photoshopped Nikon logo and watch face bullshit
reversed button on shirt unedited just to leave enough controversy for the sperglords

Amazing, really. Stand in awe of the man, we should all be so great.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
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Get up.


Documentary about Nachtwey, War Photographer, is good and talks a lot about photojournalism... although I certainly do not think most crisis photography is done by people like Nachtwey. But some do good things.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
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Get up.


TsarAleksi posted:

It's no different than all the shooters standing in one spot at a football game-- people just aren't really creative enough to find their own images.
Except it's difficult to portray sideline shooters as exploiting their subjects.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
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Get up.


JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
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Get up.


40 years from now people in their 20s will be talking about their homophobe parents that always call dumb people "fags" and things they don't like "gay," like I deal with my father who says calls black people he doesn't like "niggers" and "thugs."

That's about the best illustration I have for how dumb "fag" looks.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
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Get up.


nonanone posted:

Speaking of "fags", my boyfriend just got me a not-in-print really nice Mapplethorpe poster (unfortunately, apparently it's impossible to find Man in polyester suit)....I've been looking for non-flower Mapplethorpe for ages. The guy he bought it from threw in a postcard of a Mapplethorpe self portrait too. :D
Hopefully not the one of him with a whip up his rear end

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
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Get up.


It's a COMEDY WEBSITE

what you don't think I'm funny? well

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
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Get up.


Jahoodie posted:

Well, this is... interesting?

"Photographer Tony Stamolis takes food porn to new heights with the March release of his book "T&T&A" (the first "T" stands for tacos). The photos below speak for themselves, as does this endorsement by food writer and cookbook author Matt Lee: "Tony's ladies are kittens, good girls underneath the tattoos; his food images, on the other hand, are some of the raunchiest you'll ever have the pleasure to behold, and these hot tamales may arouse you more viscerally than you ever expected.""

:nws: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/02/16/topless-models-with-tacos_n_463067.html?slidenumber=DtA1%2FVVtRzg%3D&&&&&#slide_image :nws:
It's been a while since I saw someone so stupid want to be taken so seriously.

HPL posted:

I think it's from the back of a car because the lines don't radiate out from the subject like they do when you mess around with zoom.
This is what happened. Not hard to do at all.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
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Get up.


I'm color blind.

I looked at the test and just froze. I'm not even going to try.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
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Get up.


Let me tell you about Epperson Photo Video in Oklahoma City. They're the last remaining "real" photo store in OKC, carrying studio lights, modifiers, bags, tripods, film and developing/printing supplies, and of course bodies/lenses. To give you a feel for them, here's the website: http://www.eppersonphoto.com/ Everything is priced at MSRP, but I'm told that's normal at local stores. I still find it ridiculous they don't discount A LITTLE.

My experience starts in 2005. I was interested in the ultra-wide-angle DX Nikon lenses, so I visited to test it out, handle it, and look at the third-party variations. The salesperson, after letting me handle the ~$1000 Nikon variant, told me that I shouldn't even think about the Tokina or Tamron versions, about which I had read many good things, because she had sometimes "opened boxes to find them falling apart and held together with tape."

Now.

Either she is lying to me in an attempt to make the larger sale, or she is telling the truth and Epperson knowingly stocks and sells defective and poor-quality products. I left after she mentioned that part, politely indicating I was going to keep looking around. I bought the Tokina version online that evening. It arrived free of tape and was great. I sold it in 2008.

I moved away for years. My next experience was in 2008. I needed a set of Manfrotto super clamps. There aren't many more ubiquitous and relied upon tools in photography than super clamps. I called: "Hi, I just wanting to see if you have any super clamps in stock." Reply: "Superclamps...? Well heck, I'm not sure I even have any normal clamps in stock! Hahahahahaha. No, I'm sorry, we don't have those." At the time I worked for a local photography company that insisted on purchasing equipment from Epperson. While waiting for an order to be filled I looked around. Less than 24 hours after speaking with a salesperson who didn't even know what I was talking about, I found a 6 of them on a shelf with a plethora of other Manfrotto grip equipment. I ultimately ordered the clamps I was using personally from Midwest Photo Exchange in Ohio (fantastic phone service, btw).

I had similar experiences with finding a 60" umbrella and a large reflector. They ended up having exactly what I was looking for, at fair prices, but I was so amazed at their complete lack of knowledge that I chose to order online.

Last year I was putting together a new tripod. Fine, I said, I'll give Epperson one more shot. I purchased the good ole 055PROXB (not even Epperson could gently caress that thing up, fantastic legs) and a Giottos ballhead. Two weeks later I was tightening the knob that secures the tripod plate. It sheared off in my hand. Clearly not Epperson's fault, but hey I can return it! I brought it back the next day, original box, packaging, and receipt, and was told that I dropped it and they would not replace it. I indicated there were no impact marks anywhere on the head, and the break clearly showed a twisted distortion in the metal. "I'm sorry, we can't replace everything that people break, we have to maintain a profit somewhere." I left the equipment on the counter and haven't returned.

gently caress Epperson Photo Video in Oklahoma City. gently caress them.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME fucked around with this message at 03:32 on Mar 5, 2010

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


Other animals could move the camera, covered with insects, run out of battery, any malfunction, inability to choose subjects, no budget, no time (alright, seems unlikely in this case), etc. Any number of reasons why he may not have done that.

You might not have been in a position where there's ONE SHOT and you know EXACTLY how to get it; eventually you say "gently caress it" and ignore safety/rules/norms/dignity and do what it takes to get it done. It's a fantastic feeling when you finally get what you've been after.

I just wonder: why not a loving wetsuit or something man?

e: YEARS of trying. Christ I can't imagine how he must have felt when he was making those photos.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


To continue the "Photo stores around me are awful" saga, I called a different store and asked the owner "Do you have a 52mm-77mm step up ring?" His response: "Oh you'll have to have 52mm special made, 55mm is the standard."

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
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Get up.


McMadCow posted:

If any Bay Area Dorkroomers are into checking out a local exhibit, I have about a half dozen pictures up as part of a group show. The opening is Friday 3-19 at 7PM at the Backstage Salon and Gallery on Polk Street in SF between Broadway and Vallejo.


This may be worthless sentiment, but I wish I were in the SF area so I could see this. I really like your stuff. I hope it goes well for you.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
I know you know how to do this.
Get up.


Don't spend $100 on a UV Filter! If you give me $80 I will cast a spell on your lens that will keep it safe!

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
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Get up.


Paragon8 posted:

What would be the best video editing software for a beginner - is there a LR type equivalent?
Long ago I edited some video with literally no background in editing at all on iMovie and then Final Cut Express. It was amazingly easy.

Not that it was necessarily quality, but learning the controls and abilities of the software was easy.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
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Get up.


poopinmymouth posted:

When this happens, how do you pull it off that it what it's supposed to be? People always are surprised when I'm done with them in 5-10 minutes of shooting. I always feel apologetic in some way, but I know when I got the shot I came for. Do you have anything special you say or is it just going to come with time kind of ignoring their responses.
Don't apologize at all. Use that as an opportunity to show clients you respect the value of their time.

When I wrap up a shoot after 10 shots or so I'm thanked for being prepared and efficient with my client's time.

There are a lot of people who can do background research, meetings, negotiations, testing, etc. and then great shots if you give them an hour; getting the same shots done in ten minutes is what's worth the money (your's and the client's).

e: This is no longer "fun stuff" so

farts

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
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Get up.


I don't think she's in as much trouble as people think. The groups to whom she owes money are in much more trouble. The value of her photo archive is wildly variable dependent upon what is done with it; a capital group won't want to sink more money into it to recoup costs. They'll continue to work with her, nothing will happen.

In the unlikely event of her work actually being seized, she may even do something as crazy as hide or otherwise make inaccessible all of it with the attitude of "Without this my life is meaningless, do your worst."

At least I would.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
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Get up.


orange lime posted:

I know the $40 million is thanks to "interest" (usury, in this case, if you ask me) -- but how the hell do you end up even $24 million in debt? Assuming she makes that $2 million a year, then somehow she spent an amount (or someone loaned her an amount) equal to twelve years' pay. It would be like someone loaning me, as a graduate student living on my measly research stipend, over $200,000. Just no chance in hell.
Dunno if you've heard, but there's been a lot of "You loaned who how much?!" lately

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
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Get up.


I'm going to NYC at the end of May. Are there any photography things I should check out? B&H or camera stores don't count. I'm planning on MOMA right now.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
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Get up.


jean-paul fartre made me laugh pretty good, thanks.

JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
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Get up.


Do not do that.

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JAY ZERO SUM GAME
Oct 18, 2005

Walter.
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I just caught up on the discussion of the last four pages:

gently caress, Paul Buff. You're insane. Elinchrom it is.

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