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PREG NET
Jan 3, 2005

CalamityKate posted:

She got declawed, then she was a stray. She from the streets.

im sorry 4 ur lots

:psyduck::psyduck::psyduck::psyduck::psyduck::psyduck::psyduck::psyduck::psyduck::psyduck::psyduck::psyduck::psyduck::psyduck::psyduck::psyduck::psyduck::psyduck::psyduck::psyduck:
ITS A PSYNE WAVE GET IT?

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Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

Pissflaps posted:

why did you buy a broken cat?

ban pissflaps, obviously a dog person

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

CalamityKate posted:

She got declawed, then she was a stray. She from the streets.

you leave cidrick alone man :mad:

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Migishu posted:

ban pissflaps, obviously a dog person

ban this guy for not reading the thread

Roguestar
May 13, 2005

developers developers developers developers

CalamityKate posted:

She got declawed, then she was a stray. She from the streets.

shame on a nigga who try to declaw a nigga

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer
I'm going to de-fingernail myself just to see wha OH GOD IT HURTS IT HURTS SO BAD

poor kitties :(

Visual GNUdio
Aug 27, 2003


Aw christ here comes the PI no-declaw crew...

Floor is lava
May 14, 2007

Fallen Rib
BEHOLD: tape on cats

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VRklgMjr3E

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer

floor is lava posted:

BEHOLD: tape on cats

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VRklgMjr3E

:aaaaa:

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp

Migishu posted:

I'm going to de-fingernail myself just to see wha OH GOD IT HURTS IT HURTS SO BAD

poor kitties :(

actually it's a better test if you pull all of your fingers off at the first knuckle with a pair of channel locks

gently caress some declawing

martyFREEDOM
Mar 9, 2006

Marty McFly is respectful of Old Glory.

Jonny 290 posted:

actually it's a better test if you pull all of your fingers off at the first knuckle with a pair of channel locks

gently caress some declawing

yeah i just trim my cat's claws once a week

Don Lapre
Mar 28, 2001

If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.
cats without claws should be drowned

ANAmal.net
Mar 2, 2002


100% digital native web developer

Jonny 290 posted:

actually it's a better test if you pull all of your fingers off at the first knuckle with a pair of channel locks

gently caress some declawing

jesus christ i wasnt going to declaw my cat anyway but fffffffffffffffffffffff

talk show ghost
Mar 2, 2006

by Ozma
my friends cat has those rubber claw covers (softpaws?) and it's p. funny watching it try to climb things.

Floor is lava
May 14, 2007

Fallen Rib

Poowee posted:

Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it would not go down the pipes. After about ten panic filled minutes, I notice the cat litter box. I carefully scoop out my logs, and bury them in the cat litter.

flyboi
Oct 13, 2005

agg stop posting
College Slice
my cat would rip those off until her claws bled and was destroying furniture/walls so we had to get her front-declawed


she hasn't cared at all and was back to normal when we picked her up right after the surgery. couldn't even tell she had it. she is happier without the front claws because they don't get caught on crap and she'll actually play with her toys now.

i am a monster. i don't give a gently caress.

Roguestar
May 13, 2005

developers developers developers developers

talk show ghost posted:

my friends cat has those rubber claw covers (softpaws?) and it's p. funny watching it try to climb things.

:confused: are they like latex gloves for cats or what

flyboi
Oct 13, 2005

agg stop posting
College Slice

Roguestar posted:

:confused: are they like latex gloves for cats or what

https://www.softpaws.com

talk show ghost
Mar 2, 2006

by Ozma

Roguestar posted:

:confused: are they like latex gloves for cats or what

they're little rubber cones that fit over cats claws so they're not sharp anymore and come in designer colors

Roguestar
May 13, 2005

developers developers developers developers
every single photo on that site looks weird, it makes them look like dolls, like when people dress their kids up in makeup and nail polish

Roguestar
May 13, 2005

developers developers developers developers
lol nvm

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

talk show ghost posted:

my friends cat has those rubber claw covers (softpaws?) and it's p. funny watching it try to climb things.

srs question: how does the cat retract its claws?

flyboi
Oct 13, 2005

agg stop posting
College Slice

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
i meant with the bits of rubber on

talk show ghost
Mar 2, 2006

by Ozma
cats claws don't work like wolverine bro

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

talk show ghost posted:

cats claws don't work like wolverine bro

i dont know how 'wolverine' works so how about you shut your smart mouth up

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
im not a loving zoologist and i havent cut my cat's paw open to find it but it seems that the claws come from a pretty snug sheath and sticking a load of rubber around it might just have some kind of impact on their ability to and comfort in retracting their loving claws now how about you shut the gently caress up with your lovely loving diagrams and your loving goonsay BULLSHIT and gimme a straight loving answer jesus loving christ

Abandon
Nov 23, 2006
 

Abandon fucked around with this message at 00:26 on Sep 19, 2009

flyboi
Oct 13, 2005

agg stop posting
College Slice
its you

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

:golgo:
EVERYONE EXCEPT THE HOT WOMEN
:golgo:
its easy to trim a cats nails they're way more translucent than a dogs so you know exactly how much to trim and they aren't as thick.

I guess you can get the nail covers if your cat is a psycho and tries to murder you if you try to trim them

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
soft paws are own b/c you can get them in dumb neon colors and poo poo

also the cat completely forgets about them in about two days and if they get out and REALLY need to fight for their lives generally the force will pull them off (they're just held on with a dot of super glue) and they will have some good dog nose slashin' claws ready to go

Don Lapre
Mar 28, 2001

If you're having problems you're either holding the phone wrong or you have tiny girl hands.
Softpaws are good but they are a pain in the rear end to use, they dont give you enough replacement tips for the super glue to reattach ones that fall off.

you get 90% of the less scratchiness by just clipping your cats nails, which you have to do anyway to put soft paws on.

if they gave you 20 tips to the glue packets it woudl be better

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
http://robotfindskitten.net/

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth

floor is lava posted:

BEHOLD: tape on cats

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5VRklgMjr3E

I like putting tape on cats paws. They know there is something wrong but they aren't sure what.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
when our cat got a blood test they got her in the front arm for it, and put this little mesh compression tube thingy over her arm

she did this stupid little walk where she stiff-armed that one and limped around, swinging it out to the side

think peg leg on a cat

we felt so bad for her but laughed anyways

Ikrizzle
Dec 30, 2006

hi i'm

Migishu
Oct 22, 2005

I'll eat your fucking eyeballs if you're not careful

Grimey Drawer

z0rge Costanza
Jul 30, 2006

My posting...it's shit Jerry! Shit!

flyboi posted:

its you

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

z0ratio hornblower posted:



hahahahaa

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clamiam
Mar 4, 2008

IF A ROBOT IS BUILT IN THE FORM OF HUMAN BEINGS IT IS HARAAM
lmbo did nobody else notice this on the front page of softpaws:

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