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ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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pretty sure the "author" just took a picture there

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ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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catpostin

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ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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TABLES!!!!

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ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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Sniep posted:

starting salary: wet food 2x/week + bennies of 3 pets a day

*requires large CRT monitor to work on

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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Sniep posted:

oh, drat, cat did not know work was involved, politely declines job offer, requests scritches behind ears

no, cat accepts job, sleeps on top of monitor

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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NAP PALS

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ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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True fact if you die in your apartment your dog won't eat you but your cat will.

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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Don Lapre posted:

i actually have 2 cats


this cat steals the other cat's food

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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rotor posted:

cat siblings can have two different fathers

to sum up: all cats are sluts
female cats don't even get fertile until AFTER sex so they have to do it at least twice

Jonny 290 posted:

do you have epics yet

:golfclap:

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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Tom Collins posted:

i seriously want to own a huge fucken cat of some variety one day

raise a lion cub or something

I saw a TV show with a zookeeper who had to take care of these tiger kittens and he was complaining that they act just like normal kittens so he would move a little bit while he was sleeping and the thing would pounce on him and bite his feet with tiger fangs

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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Quilts own and are American as gently caress

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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oval office AND PASTE posted:

YOSPOS BITCH

:monocle:

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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ahmeni posted:



this was my old cat, moved to a place where i can't have a cat any more and so now he chills on an island with a horse

"we sent him to live on a farm"

sorry dude your parents put your cat to sleep

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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Sniep posted:

thats a very little hat
no it's actually one of these bunnies

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ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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ok dis kitten owns https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Ny91udN0s8

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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Kirk posted:

literally every day i do something mean to my cat yet every morning i wake up and she's sleeping in a ball next to my head despite the living room being much warmer

so

the moral here is throw cats in snow or drip water on them to confuse them er'ry day

abused women are often more loyal than ones with self esteem

just sayin

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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got dat wmd posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h6a8T5Z5wkk

Christ there are hundreds of cat spanking videos on youtube. is there science behind this at all?
yes the cat is being spanked right in its mating position

the clapping of the hands together causing the cat to jump up onto the spanking chair is just pavlovian


basically you're arousing the gently caress out of the cat

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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rotor posted:

that seems sort of stupid, you get packs of feral dogs everywhere and humans aren't even extinct yet

i mean, i assume that in the post-human era that maybe like your daschunds and corgis and whatnot may not really make the cut, but come on

yeah but the dogs feed on human garbage while the cats feed on birds and mice and stuff that would stick around

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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Root Kitty

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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Fixed that for you

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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Trig Discipline posted:

two posts up, homes

dude you have to edit the visible part of the link so I can tell it's not just an emptyquote man, that was not proper

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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got dat wmd posted:

he loves cars and wanted to write something for his grandkids iirc

i love how 'the spy who loved me' is actually a misogynist romance novel told in female first person. bond doesn't show up till the last 3rd to have sex with her
meanwhile there are about 10,000 times as many romance novels written for women so who cares

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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rotor posted:

i like this one

shouldn't it just be :x3: not :x3d: ?

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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Hatebreed posted:



rug o' cattes

these cats have different fathers

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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graph posted:

shut up

actually nm they could probably come from the same dadcat if the mom wasn't white


cat eugenics talk itt

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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I think the vet just sold my mother some homeopathic "medicine"

gonna go bitch him out and threaten to stop buying special cat food from him unless we get that whole visit refunded

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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mr shades.app

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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I said come in! posted:

I thought this too until I realized it was a goon.

there's still hope maybe just the photo was taken by a goon

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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Kirk posted:

in theory they could just remarry a young guy, who in turn would marry a young guy, etc. etc. i would never be without dads

It's the raid-1 of dad arrays

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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pro click

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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I said come in! posted:

Most news stories about mountain lion attacks or from any large cat makes it seem like they just kind of pop out of no where and attack the person without warning.

when walking after dusk you want to watch out for eyeshine (cuz cats eyes are quite reflective)

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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Rahu posted:

redditposting itt



http://picardunderstands.ytmnd.com/

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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Is your cat a pirate?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz4GfjLPMp4

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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Kirk posted:

when i moved in the building manager said "yeah whatever" to me keeping my cat there and then he got fired a few weeks later. now the new building manager has signs everywhere that say if you want to keep a pet its a nonrefundable $200 deposit. im not gonna pay that poo poo.

true fact if you live in California it is illegal to charge anything other than a security deposit or rent, so if there's no damage and you don't get it back you can sue for massive penalties $$$

^^ also note the above even includes late fees

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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LIGATT SECURITY posted:

this just results in artificially inflated rent.

since they cant charge the guy with 4 dobermans for the damage he'll cause, you all pay for it

no they can

but it's a refundable deposit

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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:synpa:

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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how can I tell whether a cat is pooping on the floor because he's afraid or because he's acting dominant

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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Lum posted:

Feel free to edit out the images you don't like.

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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Kirk posted:



the ventral solar absorption panels on a cat can be up to 40% more efficient than the lateral or dorsal panels

this is literally true with cats that have different colored tummies

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ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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Coffee Quack posted:

why, it's not like she's going to walk off now

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