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ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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hot dog meat burger posted:

i live across the street from dominos

so what do you do if you want pizza

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ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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it is a world of injustice when chaosbreather posts more than hantu

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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Jonny 290 posted:

the grass median between the sidewalk and street is loving HUGE jesus do you live in some socialist paradise or something?

giant easements like that are a trademark of suburbs that don't want dense development

in other words they suck

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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Sneaking Mission posted:

You can paint pictures of things which don't exist.

For example:



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ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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hot dog meat burger posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1r6uFbBIY6E

why yes thank you for grooming me, in exchange I shall groom the carpet

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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gently caress SNEEP posted:

It had its brother or sister across the street staring as I pet it. I don't want to break up the family okay!

it was its mother trying to arrange a marriage for the daughter

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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owns

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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owns


looks like mr cat has a cat masseuse

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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when I was a kid I thought of those lion tamers that would put their head inside a lions mouth

but my finger is all that would fit in kitty's mouth

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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gently caress you

(got to way 4)

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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enotnert posted:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7qEo1Nnqd8

my catte

he's now 20lbs and on a diet.

youtube has a rotate button I'm p sure

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7pZzY5trGnA

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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Sniep posted:

but would you risk touching this tummy????


Did mr cat or mr kitten give you that scratch

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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also story time today I was playing video games and my cat was purring on my lap then I decided I wanted chips so I got some doritos and he really really wanted them for some reason so I tossed him a few chips that he ate right up

then when the bag was empty I put it on the ground and he got his head stuck in it and proceeded to slowly walk backwards in a complete loop around the room, twice, until the bag came off

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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Janin posted:

owls are adorable

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4r577ytYTZM

o rly?

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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Jonny 290 posted:

nargle sits on my lap with front paws on desk and rapturously watches me play tf2 and mrr's and hisses if i try to get her out of my lap

the other night she slapped the windows key when i was on this huge killstreak lol

http://www.autohotkey.com/forum/viewtopic.php?p=345326

Late reply but you need to have this shortcut on your desktop stat - copy and paste text into whatever.ahk and double click to activate. Quit Autohotkey to disable.

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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Jonny 290 posted:

you say an ape regurgitated poo poo in a public forum to the combined amusement and revulsion of the onlookers? why do i have this feeling of deja vu

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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Shaggar posted:

pete & pete

pete & repeat

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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Kirk posted:

yeah but the problem is how would you run it

its not like you could write some poo poo in C++ or LUA or whatever and then run it in someones browser unless you make them install an extension, which defeats the purpose of webGL in the first place
Couldn't you have a python backend running an instance on the server for each client?

Or did you mean local code to be run clientside, because if that then yeah javascript fuuuu

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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pik_d posted:

farlow likes stairs


Farlow is protected at the bottom of the stairs.

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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Coffee Jones posted:


Russian doll cats

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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I just took a cat nap. That's where you're lying down reading or watching TV and a cat jumps on you and you decide to go to sleep rather than wake him up by moving.

Bonus points if cat is still sleeping when you wake up.

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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commuter cat: http://fyeahstrangefinds.tumblr.com/post/313420676/mystery-cat-takes-regular-bus-to-the-shops-bus

quote:



Mystery cat takes regular bus to the shops

Bus drivers have nicknamed a white cat Macavity after it has started using the No 331 several mornings a week.

The feline, which has a purple collar, gets onto the busy Walsall to Wolverhampton bus at the same stop most mornings - he then jumps off at the next stop 400m down the road, near a fish and chip shop.

The cat, nicknamed Macavity, has one blue eye and one green eye

The cat was nicknamed Macavity after the mystery cat in T.S Elliot’s poem. He gets on the bus in front of a row of 1950s semi-detached houses and jumps off at a row of shops down the road which include a fish and chip shop.

Driver Bill Khunkhun, 49, who first saw the cat jumping from the bus in January, said: “It is really odd, the first time I saw the cat jumping off the bus with a group of passengers. I hadn’t seen it get on which was a bit confusing.

“The next day I pulled up on Churchill Road to let a couple of passengers on. As soon as I opened the doors the cat ran towards the bus, jumped on and ran under one of the seats, I don’t think any of the passengers noticed.

“Because I had seen it jump off the day before I carried on driving and sure enough when I stopped just down the road he jumped off - I don’t know why he would catch the bus but he seems to like it. I told some of the other drivers on this route and they have seen him too.”

Since January, when the cat first caught the bus he has done it two or three times a week and always gets on and off at the same stops.

Passenger, Paul Brennan, 19, who catches the 331 to work, said: “I first noticed the cat a few weeks ago. At first I thought it had been accompanied by its owner but after the first stop it became quite clear he was on his own.

“He sat at the front of the bus, waited patiently for the next stop and then got off. It was was quite strange at first but now it just seems normal. I suppose he is the perfect passenger really - he sits quietly, minds his own business and then gets off.”

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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Trig Discipline posted:

let's compare two scenarios

in scenario 1 you have three cats, four litterboxes, and you change/scoop them all once a week the day before the trash goes out

in scenario 2 you have three cats, one litterbox, and you change/scoop it four times a week

in which scenario is the maximum amount of standing turds-in-box (known in the biz as MaxTIB) attained?

my cat's litter needs to be scooped about 2-3 times a day what am I doing wrong

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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BorderPatrol posted:



no poors

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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Sniep posted:

ITV (in this video) i sound like im coming down with the flu and also mr. kitten tries to eat some baby back rib leftovers where i left a lot of meat on the bones

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ghqqS8_hjw

Sniep you have my approval.

You also have been preapproved for all future Mr Cat and Mr Kitten posts!

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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I wrote a digital kitten chatbot but it didn't pass the purring test

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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Trig Discipline posted:

that's basically the plot of mad men

The Christina Hendricks show has a plot?

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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Jonny 290 posted:

I guarantee you that if you grew some of it vegan and advertised it as such that moron hippie catladies would pay double the price

no lie we had a guy coming through selling vegan pot last month

is chicken manure ok for vegans

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SruyFHQtoHY

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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I'm moving to Woodland so I can be close to Davis and Sacramento.

And also cause it's cheap as gently caress and I can get an extra bedroom for my home office.

Anyway here is my cat helping me yospost:

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ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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Trig Discipline posted:

woodland is butt-ugly but it is definitely convenient to both of those places

True fact if you drive "north" on Interstate 5, you'll pass a sign that says "Sacramento: City of Trees". From there you'll be heading straight west and the next city you'll arrive at is "Woodland: City of Trees".

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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Another pic of buddy:

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ShadowHawk
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ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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Nikolai Fuckharin posted:

nah dude that's just the sleepiest cat ever

probably just got back from the vet

ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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Took kitty to the vet, saw this painting on the wall and it reminded me of some of the pro-cropped cat avatars in this thread

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ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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Sneaking Mission posted:



I got a closer pic for you

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ShadowHawk
Jun 25, 2000

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