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Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000



this is crouton, he likes to go to stupid places like the railing. he fell off once but we found him hiding on someone's deck so it was ok. second floor only.



this is marshmallow and she likes to yospost

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Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

marshmallow is actually really cute when left to pose naturally



this is her hangout, it is the most ergonomic seat in the house for a cat with excellent cat-lumbar support and built in hydration

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

flyboi posted:

how dare you let that cat out

he likes to sit like a gargoyle on the sideburner of my bbq.
(it's off when he does this)

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

Don Lapre posted:

posting cats ITT




is this an ocelot

UBUNTU 11.10 OSCILLATING OCELOT

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

Don Lapre posted:

Its a Caucel, smaller than ocelot. We saw him in the jungle in costa rica

uhmm. hmm. well assuming the version letters wrap around we could look forward to UBUNTU 18.10 CAUSTIC CAUCEL

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

Thug Bonnet posted:

hereis my cat irl~!


could probly go all internet detective and call the spca and report a found cat with that badge and find out your real name and expose u

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

Thug Bonnet posted:

my name is chris :3
e: that's a "home again" code, i dont think they give owner info idk

my cat has a tattoo inside her ear. the other one hasn't been done yet

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

this is when marshmallow was a little baby kittun

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

Jonny 290 posted:

i love it when they go into primal hunter mode and do all the little growling and chattering type stuff

my cats do this for the laser pointer, all 'CLAK clikclikclick' i don't know what the hell inside them produces that noise but it's scary

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

relative_q posted:

get that dog out of our cat thread right now

i demand his post be edited immediately.
crouton is aghast at this dog presence.

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

Jonny 290 posted:

hey this thread ain't gold like a fuzzy tabby

5 this poo poo

i just did and my vote pushed it over the edge

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

PREG NET posted:

oops i put it under

what's it like being a dogloving sack of poo poo

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

bunnies are stupid, they just sit there and eat and poop. they have no personality. terrible pet. much better in a stew.

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

Jonny 290 posted:

that was macworld

:golfclap:

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

z0ratio hornblower posted:



hahahahaa

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

three posted:



thanks reddit

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

everyone else was posting pictures of their real cats man, and here you are bringin a lie into the thread

a lie

http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/9m4m7/so_i_wake_up_to_the_sound_of_something_repeatedly/

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

The Remote Viewer posted:

one of my cats always steals the fuckin computer chair if I get up to go to the bathroom

solution: pee in a bottle

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

hope that power brick doesn't catch fire :niggly:

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000



my cats > your cats

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

y'all just jealous because the only satin or silk that has ever touched your sheets was the lingerie on your realdoll

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

i want silk boxers

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

Your Ocelot Smells Peculiar On Sundays

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

Beary Mancrush posted:

wakka wakka
             /

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

The Remote Viewer posted:



its you

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

rotor posted:

I laughed so hard I started coughing and had to go get a hot water bottle to put under my nightcap and a refill for my iv drip

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

Jonny 290 posted:

i prefer bzztcat, the power cable with integrated low-voltage current limited foil wrap

unless it has nitrogen injection and solid gold filaments and magical room temperature superconduction, it's not a good enough power cable for my $500,000 stereo, sorry

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

flyboi posted:

you say this like goons would have soap

i wash myself with a rag on a stick

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

this is crouton on like his second day in my house (last year)



this is crouton now



his tail is now as big as he used to be

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

Roguestar posted:

nice table

looks nice, is poo poo (hollow aluminium that, not wrought iron or anything) and is wobbly

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

Cidrick posted:

Tom post more pictures of crouton

ok. hopefully no reposts.

some more of him from last year as a kitten:

he likes the smell of sushi but not the taste


he likes my plasma but now he is too big so i don't let him up there anymore



this is maybe six months old then so he started getting even fluffier




he liked to go outside in the summer.


on canada day (july 1) he went up on the railing:




...and then somehow fell off! I was out of the house at the time but the wife was home and she was about to leave when she got a strange feeling and went to check around for him and couldn't find him. so then I went on a mad cat hunt to look for him. but he was a smart little boy and hid on one of the patios directly beneath my deck (only second floor). I didn't find him for about half an hour because he was really well hidden, but he was okay. He still goes on the railing; I figure if he ever falls again he'll go to the same place so it's not that big of a deal.

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

Roguestar posted:

i love cats that have little different coloured 'boots' :3:

hahah he totally has boots. yeah none of my cats will eat people food, or even wet cat food! they're picky as gently caress and only eat kibbles. i've offered them cooked salmon, raw sashimi of many kinds, cheese, beef, Fancy Feast, tuna, etc etc. and they won't eat it. stupid cats.


hell fancy feast looks good enough that i'd eat it if i was really hungry

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

camnutz posted:

gas thread and kittens

you're a terrible person and i hope your car exhaust system leaks and you die of carbon monoxide poisoning

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

hot dog meat burger posted:



word is that you're one of the worst posters in here, c/d

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

hot dog meat burger posted:

word is that you're a worthless canadian piece of poo poo

word is you can suck my gigantic free northern cock while thanking me for the privilege

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

Cidrick posted:

confirm but who the gently caress let my sister post in yospos

cidrick: are you new, why would you tell the internet who your sister is


gravitee: :whatup:

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

cidricks wife and sister, post pussy pics please


MWAHAHA THIS IS LIKE THE ONLY THREAD THAT I COULD SAY THAT IN AND HAVE A GOOD CHANCE THAT I WON'T BE BANNED, BECAUSE OF CONTEXT!!! HAHAHA!! ITS YOU

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

Migishu posted:

oh look it's dame edna caterage

:golfclap: laffo

Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

Sparta posted:


but I suppose you are named after the gay rent anarchist???

the what

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Tom Collins
Aug 25, 2000

Jewish Pokemon posted:

Heard you guys were talkin bout cats

http://awfulyearbook.com/user/view/119113



awww :3:


so i'm a gay anarchist, that's cool. i'm going to start by getting out my copy of the Gay Agenda and destroying the institution of heterosexual marriage

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