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BorderPatrol posted:rotor takes the cats with him when he goes to feed the ducks at the park tuppence a bag
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i was folding my laundry. i do that like once every two weeks because i enjoy having a huge pile of laundry sitting around. it has a built in lazy sorting mechanism: clothes i wear and wash more often find themselves near the top of the pile, clothes i wear less are at the bottom. Socks naturally gravitate to the bottom too, so it's easy to find a pair in the dark. anyway big pile of laundry on the bed and marshmallow sits on the pile of shorts so i throw a towel on top of her. and she doesn't like it at first:  she relaxes eventually though and i continue folding my clothes:  but then that fluffy orange bastard crouton appears   and while he's all like, what up, marshmallow wants him to gently caress off   so he jumps off the bed.  marshmallow goes back to chillaxing.  crouton is kinda sad now though and he decides to find someone else to play with:  oh look it's everyone's favourite halloween cat!  
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Roguestar posted:jesus christ tom whatchu bin feeding crouton he huge now these cats just fucken grow and grow man, his uncle is literally another half again bigger
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url posted:i am masturbating furiously at the awesomeness of this! i am masturbating my virtual dick backwards in time to pictures of feynman
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graph posted:gross!!!! not a fan of the wet matted pussy eh? it's okay neither is flyboi
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Jan 19, 2010 18:18
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marshmallow likes to be a bit of a gargoyle on my nightstand
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Rufo posted:wicka wicka wick wick nice
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deviant. posted:my girlfriend and i have our baby talk but we also have the decorum to keep it under our hats in public well yeah you gotta have a little bit of that, women love it, but never ever ever do it where someone else can hear
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graph posted:pet cats waterfall-style cascading kittun pats
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Jewish Pokemon posted:had anxiety and had to take pills for it but was too scared of them that's very sad. i didn't know they made anti-anxiety pills for cats
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do you seriously not use your hose to water the garden? gently caress that's some hippy poo poo right there. unless you live somewhere with severe droughts, i guess...
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Feb 11, 2010 21:29
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ShinsoBEAM! posted:its like lifting weights MAAANNNN whatever man it's clear that being a land whale is the end product of human evolution and all we really need to do is change the standard of attractiveness and keep on working on drugs that will let us live to 80 while weighing as much as a small car
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nah i just mean if you've got a huge garden and you own a hose, why not? if you're concerned about wasting water, you can attach your roof's gutters to a barrel that you keep six feet off the ground, and then have a hose coming out of that and use gravity.
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Feb 11, 2010 21:42
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Casao posted:naw mang the point was to add exercise while doing something useful so adding more pointless lugging of water fits the goal welp
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Feb 11, 2010 22:46
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im gonna murder my cat last night around 3:30 he somehow made this noise which sounded like my bedroom door handle being jiggled like someone was trying to break in, it woke me up and shot a massive amount of adrenaline through my brain, i got my fists goin and walked to the door and who's out there but an annoying little crouton just  and meowing at mefed him and went back to bed 4:30 same poo poo happens exactly so basically i am going to toss him into traffic
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ShadowHawk posted:True fact if you die in your apartment your dog won't eat you but your cat will. May my cats grok me in fullness. To do otherwise would be a waste of food.
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clockwork sundial posted:those eyes must be photoshopped that thing is cartoonishly ridiculous
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Mar 2, 2010 23:17
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unixbeard posted:i love fiestacat and i always will he's so happy
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Mar 6, 2010 23:49
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rotor posted:(ie anyone with a cat and a snowdrift) hahaha throwing cats into snow is loving hilarious, they don't know that the gently caress
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ShinsoBEAM! posted:owns
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i seriously want to own a huge fucken cat of some variety one day raise a lion cub or something
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ShadowHawk posted:I saw a TV show with a zookeeper who had to take care of these tiger kittens and he was complaining that they act just like normal kittens so he would move a little bit while he was sleeping and the thing would pounce on him and bite his feet with tiger fangs oh. maybe need to do some tooth uhhh removal or desharpening or something or just not sleep with loving tigers
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Casao posted:what about cougers no thats actually the opposite, you want them to bite a little
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Jonny 290 posted:my cat is pro at opening with the flop into a rapid deployment of quad mitten or hug'n'bite once hands get close we call this the 'fwump' and mr. crouton is a pro at it, all you have to do it skritch his back just a little bit and he will fall over, no attempt at slowing his descent, onto whatever is beside him, in preparation for what he expects to be a long and drawn out tummy tickle sponge for affection, that one
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i love how he's all happy backin up and then he's like.... what the gently caress is this poo poo
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graph posted:get that loving wowspeak out
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my cats love: - laser pointers or any sort of reflection, esp. off of silverware - bottlecaps - the knobs on audio equipment (they steal them and i find them in my shoes) but their number one favourite toy is: used earplugs. they will play fetch with them, i throw one, they bring it back. except crouton usually ends up eating them and then i see them again a few days later, little purple foamy bits in his poop god bless s
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Sniep posted:foodable pro word Sniep posted:3 vikings for SNES pro game
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crouton is a lump
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Otto Skorzeny posted:post crouton kitten pics again tia you could probly just go back to the beginning of the thread
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i have run out of dry cat food today and fed the cats wet food, which they do not eat we'll see if hunger forces them to give it a shot over the course of the day though
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May 18, 2010 15:06
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oh well, gotta eat to live, gotta steal to eat
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May 18, 2010 15:26
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flyboi posted:its pretty stupid to let a cat starve they can get fatty liver disease from not eating which will kill them i think they can go a day
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May 18, 2010 16:09
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i gave them like five cat treats each before leaving the house and there's a bowl of loving premium wet cat food sitting there so if they don't eat it, it's their own loving stupid fault
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fork bomb posted:crouton squared?? thats a lot o fluff
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