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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


How could I tong a catte who greets me in the morning like this?

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


graph posted:

excuse me josh lyman im going to need to see the full extent of that tailfloof
Leo is on the right, but CJ on the left is fluffier:

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Taerkar posted:

A very good page.
It's about to get better.

As requested, I present, The Tonging of the Christ Kitten




Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


I woke up to this IM from my roommate (he usually wakes up before me):

"I dreamt you adopted 3 more cats

and they were mean"

:catstare:

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


haveblue posted:

was the cat alive or dead
If you want to read something that will REALLY blow your mind, check out the delayed choice quantum eraser experiment: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Delayed_choice_quantum_eraser

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Leo gives no fucks when he's trying to nap:

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Deviant posted:



catte status: darting between couches.
Meow Mix is the worst. At least get him Purina One kitten formula.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


What I Woke Up To - Feb 8, 2012

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Deuterieux posted:

that cat looks regal.
That cat ain't got poo poo on CJ:

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


fork bomb posted:

that foot o.O
Polydactyls own when they make biscuits on your tummy. :3:

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


bazaar apparatus posted:

i had a cat once, but he ran away last year :smith:


I can't imagine this cat running away from anything, unless by "away" you mean "toward" and by "anything" you mean a cheezburger.

I bet he was fun to cuddle though. :3:

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Seriouschat: dem cattes, :gay: frelz?

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


I'm not getting a response from PI so I'm hoping you guys can help. :ohdear:

My kittens were playing with me in bed this morning, and I found this "residue" on my sheets. I've seen it before. I would think they're flea eggs, but the sheer quantity of them :gonk:'s me out. Plus, Google seems to say flea eggs are transparent. I don't think they're tapeworm eggs because the kittens don't have the residue on their butts.


Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


What are Sundays for if not catte cuddling?

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


slingshot effect posted:



cattes are the only reason i still check tumblr
:catstare: Come play with us. :gonk:

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Did someone say croissant?

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


PipeRifle posted:

Okay I don't normally do "hey you stole my cat" but that cat looks SUPER A LOT like Fergus


Is this the Leo you're looking for?

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Atasi posted:


You stole my fukken catte :colbert:

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Agatha Crispies posted:

get a cat prone to seizures; name it Adobe
I believe you mean Firefox.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Armadillos! posted:

I saw this pet store in Manhattan today. I was all hey that's some nice stuff in that wi... IS THAT A CAT IN THAT BASKET?! *grabs phone*

They are adorable:





sleeping :3:
Get dat kitty. Get all the kitties!

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


graph posted:

look at that escatgo :unsmith:

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Photodump incoming. Here's the first batch:





Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009




What's that? You want a bath? Ok, your sister first:


No escape.


Oh noes! What are you doing my sister?!


So little without fluff.


Your turn Leo!

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


check dis fatte catte


check deez fluff cattes

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Coffee Quack posted:

your orange cats are broken they are supposed to interlock while sleeping
loving hell, do you think american express warranty cover it?

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Tunnelman posted:

Wanna adopt this catte
DO IT! We can be orange polydactyl buddies. :3:

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


El Gar posted:

ok

ohhhkay?



pro catte. Pro post.

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


PipeRifle posted:

He dried off pretty quick and mostly just got his hind legs, it's not like he was soaked. But if you want to imagine a soaking fergus:


Why imagine when you can have?

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


ChairmanMeow posted:

These people who think cats are withdrawn have either just never paid attention to their cat or never tried to play risk.


I do not have pics of the many risk and monopoly destruction as they were far less amusing at the time.
Nice, I got that same squid from my secret santa:

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


sup

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Long hair is hard to groom:


Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


dur posted:

that was also my experience with zoey and softclaws. now we just clip them every few days and she gives no gently caress.
Yeah, I made a point to start trimming Leo and CJ's front claws early so they would get used to it. They also like it when we cradle them like babies. :3:

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Star War Sex Butt posted:




that cat owns that loving town now
is it just me or is that cat super tiny?

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Star War Sex Butt posted:

it'll turn in to this



that cat knows what's up
pro loving catte

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009




Josh Lyman fucked around with this message at 21:27 on Mar 21, 2012

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


PipeRifle posted:

Basically decided that if I ever find myself getting another cat, it's gonna be orange. Preferably floofy but not necessary. Orange cats bets cats. Sorry Reuben
Orange floof for you from all angles:





Josh Lyman fucked around with this message at 21:26 on Mar 21, 2012

Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Leo covering his eyes from the ambient TV light

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Josh Lyman
May 24, 2009


Trig Discipline posted:


Catte says "I dare you, I double dog catte dare you to tong me any harder."

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