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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
thats a handsome cat

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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Cidrick posted:

its true

here is my cat



did your cat request the myspace angle?

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Jonny 290 posted:

it is

its you

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Jonny 290 posted:

that was in wintertime when i traditionally fuzz up a bit, summertime i can't abide that poo poo

its you

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Jonny 290 posted:

for some reason i dont believe you, forums poster american macgay

ITS YOU

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Powercrazy posted:


Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

CalamityKate posted:

*Crip Walks due to a bad front declaw

wow maybe you shouldnt be allowed to own a cat

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

floor is lava posted:

i knew someone who adopted a cat with a bad inner ear problem

it's sense of balance was off so when you picked it up it would keep it's legs straight

it also would meow and look at you sideways



ended up pulling a jewelry box on to itself

he was the coolest cat i've ever had the pleasure of knowing

:smith:

lol

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Cidrick posted:

we didn't declaw her, dipshit, she came from the rescue that way

why did you buy a broken cat?

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

CalamityKate posted:

She got declawed, then she was a stray. She from the streets.

you leave cidrick alone man :mad:

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Migishu posted:

ban pissflaps, obviously a dog person

ban this guy for not reading the thread

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

talk show ghost posted:

my friends cat has those rubber claw covers (softpaws?) and it's p. funny watching it try to climb things.

srs question: how does the cat retract its claws?

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
i meant with the bits of rubber on

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

talk show ghost posted:

cats claws don't work like wolverine bro

i dont know how 'wolverine' works so how about you shut your smart mouth up

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
im not a loving zoologist and i havent cut my cat's paw open to find it but it seems that the claws come from a pretty snug sheath and sticking a load of rubber around it might just have some kind of impact on their ability to and comfort in retracting their loving claws now how about you shut the gently caress up with your lovely loving diagrams and your loving goonsay BULLSHIT and gimme a straight loving answer jesus loving christ

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
looks like your cat's got ear mites

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

martyFREEDOM posted:

my cat looks a lot like this cat

theyre all pretty similar marty

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
gonna just go ahead and agree with fattty ttyyff fat gfat albert

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
Declawing is cruel.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Mysterious Aftertaste posted:

some apartment complexes require cats to be declawed

well mien does at least

America is an uncivilised country.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Migishu posted:

this is what my friend did to his electrical cabling. he had 5 kittens that decided that electrical wiring was delicious.



not so much after he slathered the wires with hot sauce

I rubbed lime juice on mine. Does the same thing without being visible.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

hyperborean posted:

wouldnt hot sauce or lime juice or any of that stuff attract ants, smell, and be sticky?

lime juice doesnt smell, never had a problem with stickiness and i dont live in some mudhut in a 3rd world country so ants arent a problem.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Cidrick posted:

Use soap. I just grab a bar of dove and get it wet so I get soap film on my hands and then run my hands all over a twinks cock. No smell, no residue, no ants, and cats still hate the taste.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
my cat isnt keen on fish

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

z0ratio hornblower posted:



why would a cat be there and doing that

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Gravitee posted:

Old kitties









these cats are all dead

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
ive got a cat

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
ive got a manx cat. i show pictures of it to people and they say 'it cant be a manx cat it's got a tail' and i scream 'trap spring motherfucker'

i think i did it in this thread a few months ago

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
A cat's terminal velocity is lower than what it would take for a cat to suffer serious injury as a result of a drop.

You could throw a cat from a jumbo jet and it would land unharmed.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
My cat started getting in the shower just after I left. Now he sits in there waiting for me in the morning. It's very strange.

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

unixbeard posted:



i think that cub is about to be eaten

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

coconono posted:

my pony tail

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
we paid £200 for our cat it is a pedigree manx cat but it has a tail so it was half price

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
idk i think we'd have noticed a scabby stump

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Jonny 290 posted:

your mother certainly did xD

idgi

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
isdgi

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames
could somebody explain it to me who has the scabby stump and why did my mother notice it

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

Yodzilla posted:

my girlfriend was watching me poast and she literally melted when she saw dat kitten

is she made of butter

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Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

by VideoGames

IT Guy posted:

haha it's because he said literally right?

no because i suspect she's fat

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