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Lum
Aug 13, 2003





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Aug 13, 2003

z0ratio hornblower posted:

GBS: hang on.. is this guy.... is he really ..? oh my god hes eating. at the computer! the computer table should onyl be used for computing. the eating table is for eating. i have aspergers

Lum
Aug 13, 2003

mrbucket posted:

yes shes at the vet right now becuase she cant poop

unclogging a kitty costs $250 did you know yospos?

(ironically she dropped one in my car. owned.)

Oh god that happened with Spenny too. Vet gives cat an enema, puts him back in his carrier, charges us £35 and tells us to take him home. Half way and he does a massive stinky poo poo in the cat carrier and by the time we get home he's managed to roll around in it and needs a wash, badly.

Next time this happened, I employed delaying tactics when paying so that he did it in the surgery, stank out the waiting room, then gave him to the nurses to clean up.

Lum
Aug 13, 2003

Thug Bonnet posted:

i got my baby a present :3



We got Spenny one of those.
He never plays with the dangly toy. :smith:

Lum
Aug 13, 2003

relative_q posted:

my cat is sick. he got some kinda respiratory infection. giving a cat antibiotics is a good way to get yourself some really nice lacerations.

We have a way to solve that.

1) Place cat on towel
2) Push tail forwards past side of cat
3) Fold rear of towel over cat's rear end
4) Fold front of towel over cat's front paws
5) Tightly wrap towel around cat
6) Sit with one leg either side of cat, hold towel tightly
7) Get someone else to force cat's mouth open
8) Insert pill, hold cat's mouth closed
9) Tickle cat's throat to force it to swallow.
10) Check pill is gone before releasing cat.

You can also try coating the pill in butter. That helps.

If you have a dog, skip steps 1-10 and just wrap the pill in bacon.

Lum
Aug 13, 2003

Spenny disapproves

Lum
Aug 13, 2003

I so wish cameraphones weren't so poo poo back when this was taken




His naps are much more boring these days.






e:

oval office AND PASTE posted:

how often do you use that cassette deck

Less often than the laserdisc player, but I can't be arsed to extract it because if I did I'd have to find somewhere else to put it.

Lum fucked around with this message at 06:36 on Apr 25, 2010

Lum
Aug 13, 2003

Jo posted:

Everyone is commenting about your stereo equipment, but that is quite a pretty cat. :3:

Indeed. Here is a better picture so you can mock it some more.

And more Spenny...

Spenny wants cake




Paper jam

Lum
Aug 13, 2003

deviant. posted:

i;m more amazed that you have a discrete tuner lum :)

Spenny would rather I had a discrete tuna.

Lum
Aug 13, 2003

Lum posted:

Spenny would rather I had a discrete tuna.

By which I mean Spenny would rather he had a discrete tuna.

Flowers are fine too:

Lum fucked around with this message at 01:05 on Apr 29, 2010

Lum
Aug 13, 2003

Spenny snipe :3:

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Aug 13, 2003

fork bomb posted:

i put a cat in your cat so you can :3: while you :3:

Yo bitch, I heard you was into scissoring...

Lum
Aug 13, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdoHHK27RMM

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Aug 13, 2003

El Jackalope posted:

ban for racism
          /

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Aug 13, 2003

Coffee Quack posted:

what you've never held a cat like a machinegun and pretended to shoot things

First thing that made me think of:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N0aBAYTjvcE

About 1:35 in

Lum
Aug 13, 2003

Col. Mustard posted:

xpost



Why does that phone have testicles?

Lum
Aug 13, 2003

Jonny 290 posted:

you seriously havent heard of phone nuts

I've heard of truck nuts but only from reading AI.

I just figured you were trying to attract iPhone users or something.

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Aug 13, 2003

unleash the unicorn posted:

had the sound off, but the video was great

I think that's the best plan for most of her videos tbqh.

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Aug 13, 2003

johndis posted:

also my dad always hated cats but then we got a calico and he loved it because it would hang out with him when he was taking a poo poo

Captive audience.

Lum
Aug 13, 2003

rotor posted:

we lived in kenwood, right near lake

When I were a lad we were so poor we had t' live in kettle at side o' lake.

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Aug 13, 2003

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Aug 13, 2003

Figure I'd throw in this video of Spenny vs the printer, unfortunately he's learned not to fear the paper so much any more. The first time he just gradually shrank back becoming shorter and taller as the paper advanced (see MS paint diagram at the start of the video).

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7Xq_0Kag4jI

Lum
Aug 13, 2003

Col. Mustard posted:

when was wierd al even mildly amusing?

I didn't make the video or choose the music.

Lum
Aug 13, 2003

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Aug 13, 2003

Reposted from this PI thread



and since you lot seem to be more interested in the owner of those legs:

Lum
Aug 13, 2003

Does anyone else's cat function as a simple thermometer?

Basically on a hot day they stretch out wherever they're lying, and on cold days they curl up, meaning that length of cat is proportional to the temperature.

Today is a coldish day



(and before anyone takes the piss out of the paintwork quality. It's a rented house and it's suffering from subsidence, we give it a few years before it's completely hosed, and plan to have moved out by then, so no I'm not going to re-paint the windows)

Lum
Aug 13, 2003

It only takes about a week to go back to about that state, then never gets any worse, and we don't actually use that room so I really don't care.

Also nice combination of images at the top while writing this reply

Lum
Aug 13, 2003

e: ^^^^ drat you.

hot dog meat burger posted:

cats dont have facial expressions
                 /

Lum
Aug 13, 2003

Update from the PI thread I linked the other day









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Aug 13, 2003

fork bomb posted:

= cats making GBS threads anywhere but the litterbox

Or just breaking the scoop thing, It's a shame the PI thread "how is my cat managing to poo poo on the ceiling" is now gone* because the end result of that was hilarious. The cat had managed to bend the scoop arm in such a way that it caught after gathering up the poo poo, and when it finally pulled free it flicked the cat poo poo up at which point it stuck to the ceiling.


*well there's no meaningful search for Archives so it may as well be gone.

Lum
Aug 13, 2003

Jonny 290 posted:

cats will learn how to gently caress you at every turn

Is that why so many furries own cats?

Lum
Aug 13, 2003



Spenny is on the sofa arm.

Spenny rubs head on open door.

Door closes a bit

Spenny rubs head on door some more.

Door closes a bit more.

Spenny rubs head on doo.... falls off sofa.



Now Spenny just rubs his head on the cushion that he is standing on

Lum
Aug 13, 2003

hot dog meat burger posted:



I would eat all this white kitties.

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Lum
Aug 13, 2003

DNova posted:

still owns

Cyriak is a loving nutter.


Not about cats, and I don't care.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j3S3Txsl2vs

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