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Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

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postin my cat again




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Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

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I take my cat outside sometimes when im grillin or just want to sit outside for a bit. Plus he gets to munch on grass. A pussy munchin' on grass talk about deep metaphor.

Also he will play fetch with a few of his toys but won't slobber all over his toy like some dog he is the best cat

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

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its easy to trim a cats nails they're way more translucent than a dogs so you know exactly how much to trim and they aren't as thick.

I guess you can get the nail covers if your cat is a psycho and tries to murder you if you try to trim them

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

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my cat will fetch toys BUT ONLY IF IT IS A KNIT MOUSE *WITH SPARKLES* :gay:

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

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I dont get why people declaw cats their nails are way easier to trim than dogs unless you have a psycho cat or something that tries to kill you when its held for more than three seconds

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

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Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

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I gotta bring some of his poop with me in a baggie when I take him to the vet on monday because I guess he needs a poop test plus some shots

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

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relative_q posted:

my cat is sick. he got some kinda respiratory infection. giving a cat antibiotics is a good way to get yourself some really nice lacerations.

When I took my cat in to get his yearly shots he didn't even flinch. He put on a pound though. My cat is awesome.

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

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sorry Maru was the awesomest cat and the fact that randall noticed does not change that

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

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graph posted:

maru is the greatest cat on planet earth

good thing his owner is probably a japanese trust fund baby that has all the time in the world to film him being cool and get a book deal out of it.

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

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we got a homemade one. Lowered Ikea table + radiant header bolted to the underside of it.

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

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flyboi posted:

HIGH QUALITY CAT SCANS


catscans.com hahahaha (ps the real domain aw loool)

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

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CAT SCAN COMPLETE


Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

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rotor posted:

tell the fire department I said hi when they come by to put out the burning wreckage that used to be your house

awww someone doesnt understand how a radiant heater works.

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VLm28Y_7yU

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

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Subjective Poison posted:

who names a kitty "guy" what the hell
that's a babies name

his name is Gentleman Guy because the hoarder who named him thought it was a pretty obvious name for a DSH Tuxedo.

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

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Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

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Binary Badger posted:

this guy is pretty famous


typical YOSPOSter



ima come to git yu

seriously he is the best cat on earth

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

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my cat died last week :(

but i went to the shelter and got a nice tortie but she pooped herself on the way home. oh well

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

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Click here for the full 1520x2032 image.


what should I name ms poopypants her shelter name was dumb

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

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Click here for the full 2032x1520 image.


Here's her chillin on the couch. Carmen sounds cool. Mocha, Cammy, uhhh don't got any others rite now.

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

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We named her Coco

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

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my cat is dumb and kept eatin crumbs off the kitchen floor while I was cleaning out my fridge

then she barfed on the kitchen floor which is OK because I was about to mop after that anyway. good kitty

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

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scarin' kitties

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

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LT.CrownRoast posted:



cmon wtf that isn't even the whole gif

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

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Kirk posted:

the best part is the standoff where the cat reaches up to claw the deers face

and then you're oh no another wild animal gonna beat the poo poo out of a domestic one and the cat is like 'zoomj haha gently caress u human being faster than you bye'

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

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flyboi posted:

i think i postd this already but


Tatsujin fucked around with this message at 04:08 on Jun 22, 2010

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

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clockwork sundial posted:

no pets allowed in my current apartment :(

if you landlord is absentee and you know you're neighbors pretty well then gently caress your landlord and get one anyway.

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

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flyboi posted:

http://www.animallaw.info/articles/ovuspetsandhousinglaws.htm

just tell 'em it's for your assburgers

lol did you pull this on yours

also I asked my landlord when I moved in "yo im getting a cat after were settled in, your contract says a pet is allowed with $x extra deposit, can we just pay you once we get one?"

"huh yeah sure"

Cue a month later after we visit a rescue and pick out a cat. Rescue lady (who is a borderline crazy cat lady anyway) calls us up and says the landlord acted like a dick to her and said cats are terrible pets and will ruin all housing (you know cheap lovely college housing!). Cue numerous calls/e-mails where my landlord acts like a gigantic baby, but at least we finally get to keep the cat.

Oh yeah the following summer he sent out a passive aggressive e-mail to everyone to pick up their dog crap (all of our neighbors have dogs) or the mean mean lawn care service will charge him more :qq: :qq: :qq:

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

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yes that machine gun cat is awesome that is some advanced yodeling

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

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im imaging them hittin me its very painful

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

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Jewish Pokemon posted:

no you see we want giant cats that act like small ones



pretty sure if domestic cats were as big as cougars theyd kill us

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

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I said come in! posted:

Most news stories about mountain lion attacks or from any large cat makes it seem like they just kind of pop out of no where and attack the person without warning.

typically the way it works is that bears/wolves keep stealing all of their prey so they get desperate and start going after the offspring of those slow pink fleshblobs when they wander away from the group on a hike.

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

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Col. Mustard posted:

still keeping warm



i dont get pedipaws just trim them putting on pedi paws and nail trimming require about the same amount of effort and the cat can just just as pissed in either scenario.

and yeah trimming isn't hard as long as the cat isn't completely psycho, the quick is so easy to see you literally can not cut their fingers.

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

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z0ratio sexhaver posted:



i do it everyday here kitty kitty

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

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TOOT BOOT posted:

I have a catte with displasia. He walks a little better than those cattes

He also snorts because he's got some kind of nasal blockage and has to breathe through he mouth

he might just have a deviated septum or something.

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

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i dunno i just feed my cat hills science diet I can get a hugeass bag pretty cheap and plus my cat goes bonkers for it and tries to climb the pantry to get to it the fatty.

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

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flyboi posted:

that poo poo is terrible go to the pet nutrition megathread in pi and learn some poo poo you're just giving your cat filler and that's why it is fat

nah im not trollin but im pretty sure his catte gets fed better because he makes way more bank than I do :(

I am sorry catte that I can only feed you acceptable pet food :(

Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

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chip all cattes

but oh no our cat civil rights

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Tatsujin
Apr 26, 2004

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fork bomb posted:



lol I dunno what this catte's problem is mine loves to chill in the tub even if it is grody and needs to be cleaned.

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