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Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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MY EXPENSIVE lovely lovely FURNITURE

one of my friends declawed his cat at 7 years of age because he got married and his mother in law would only buy them new furniture if they gave the cat away or declawed it

it made me really sad and caused me to stop communicating with that dude after i told him what i thought of that

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Jonny 290
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cats dont scratch furniture cause they hate you they scratch furniture cause it feels good for them to scratch stuff and is good for their nails

i wish declawers would realize this

Jonny 290
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post the norwegianest forest cats u got

Jonny 290
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lookit these god drat cats they own



Jonny 290
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dont be stealin his bucket

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because i am a poor my main monitor is a 20" apple cinema display crt and it dissipates like 457 watts and tonight my kitty is chilling on top of it and letting her tail cover my browser window :3:

Jonny 290
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i'm not sure if my winter project should be getting into basic stamps/arduinos/whatever or studying for a win7 MCITP cert test rigth after new year's help me yospos

Jonny 290
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get win7 enterprise desktop cert, ride the 7 circlejerk into 2012 or so
thats my plan

BUT i've decided for (early) christmas i'm buying myself about 100 bucks of electronics components and gear, hopefully i can squeeze a couple small basic stamps or something in there

i know poo poo about programming irl but understand the theory a bit so it will be a fun ride of copy/paste/edit

Jonny 290
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i prefer bzztcat, the power cable with integrated low-voltage current limited foil wrap

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Tom Collins posted:

unless it has nitrogen injection and solid gold filaments and magical room temperature superconduction, it's not a good enough power cable for my $500,000 stereo, sorry

try hand-aligned vacuum-crystallized PURESTRAIN copper mined by peruvian monks. thats right, never recycled out of some power cord some jerk kid ruined by hooking up to a stereo he listened to heavy metal on. No corruption typically seen when using copper that's ever been used in audio cables for funk, "electronica" or (ugh) disco. This is the. good. poo poo.

Jonny 290
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cats still own mine has been extra snuggly this cold winter :3:

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CamH posted:

ORGANIZE YOUR CRAP

that pile of rubbish either used to be or will be an mr2 or something so you watch yourself mister

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url posted:

i never understood the telecaster love.

they always felt really solid to me and the tone is fun and cutting

it only really works through a fender amp

Jonny 290
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our cat was way crosseyed till she hit about a year

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relative_q posted:

nah dude they work through anything, you just gotta know whats up

both the guitarists in my band play teles through vox ac30s and it sounds baller as gently caress

you can strangle a chincilla and pipe the sound through an ac30 and it will sound amazing

but yeah i feel ya

refine my statement to "people trying to play telecasters through peaveys or marshalls are dumbys"

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clockwork sundial posted:

plz don't strangle me :3:



you make the most fuzziest slippers though

Jonny 290
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frame by frame alpha masking the dude carrying him by the scruff out, i think

Jonny 290
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5

Jonny 290
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36 chambers snype

Jonny 290
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290's super simple workout plan:

1: plant at least 100 sq foot of garden
2: tend it by hand with absolutely no power tools
3: eat the poo poo that comes out of the garden

6 months 30+ lbs fat gone and huge muscles, well, compared to what your flabby rear end had anyways


note garden - US vegetable garden im not talking about a fucken UK backyard

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ShinsoBEAM! posted:

gently caress yeah, actually im trying to think what power tools you would use to plant outside of some kinda auto plow thing, but the one I tried worked like poo poo and barely saved time

that's the key you can't use a tiller and you can't use pressurized water for watering (means, carry those loving jugs of rainwater across the yard you lazy poo poo)

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Otto Skorzeny posted:

or you could piss all over your agrden all the time

urine contains gigantic quantities of unfixed nitrogen and if you can get your soil chemistry right, yes, you can literally piss on the dirt around your tomato plants and they will grow up huge

blackstrap molasses is a good source of K and Mg, and hardwood ash is good for P and carbon granules for microbes to attach to (they love hooking up to carbon)

and yeah i have rain barrels and water exclusively with those and yeah carry the watering can back and forth ten times a day in the summer, erry little bit helps

basically a garden can help you both in the exercise and healthy eating department, it's a double whammy of good - just like riding a bike to work, exercise + commuting at the same time.

not for everybody but if you can do it, works out great

Jonny 290
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40x40 snype

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lord funk posted:


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Roguestar posted:

cats w/ boots are fuckin cute as gently caress



:(

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deviant. posted:

it's not a receiver, it's a cat heater :3:

"gently caress LCD TV'S" - every cat ever

Jonny 290
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a guy wouldn't call it a pony tail

i know this because my hair hasn't been cut since july 2004

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graph posted:

you are literal human trash

the fatty scum that rises to the top of the melting pot, ready to be ladled off and mixed in with sunflower seeds to make bird food

Jonny 290
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they cant put ads on embedded videos because then every advertiser who embeds an ad into a video would then have the chance of their ad being screenshotted embedded in pedo forums or goatse or w/e

Jonny 290
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Col. Mustard posted:

the best cat



this right here. king of cats

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5-D0f6nHSQ

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PREG NET posted:

the punchline is actually


at least nine or ten in the ashtray
the one i always told had the punchline of

"six million"

"two in the front, two in the back, and 5,999,996 in the ashtray)

Jonny 290
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yeah sometimes cats forget to close their mouths and let their tongues hang out and its :3

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z0ratio hornblower posted:

lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdoHHK27RMM

i do this to my cat all the time snype

Jonny 290
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imagine four hinges on the edge of a door

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Casao posted:

nah those are just fans

it just hit 80 this week

do you have epics yet

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saw that last night, evolved cat owns

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post 2000 snypequote

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want that making GBS threads cat

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dont care how many times its been posted

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