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theironjef posted:At least in the end Musk was an idiot because even after research he picked Teodor, a main guy of risottos. posting on Twitter in a frenzy of Russian-mail-order-amphetamine-fueled paranoia because someone spelled out R I S O T T O in risotto grains on his bathroom counter
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withak posted:I don't think I "get" this strip. In all fairness I'm an Achewood avatar guy and I needed handholding after the ""finale"" part of the arc.
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Yeah, I'm not sure what sort of "loser" Elon thought Teodor was supposed to be if he didn't expect him to cook risottos. But it's Elon so of course he's wrong about everything; to be expected.
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Rev. Bleech_ posted:posting on Twitter in a frenzy of Russian-mail-order-amphetamine-fueled paranoia because someone spelled out R I S O T T O in risotto grains on his bathroom counter R░I░S░O░T░T░O░I░N░B░I░O░
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I am in favor of the upcoming old school standalone strips for a change of pace from the arcs. I wanna see what the rest of the crew are up to
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Feb 10, 2024 02:57
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15 page post-GOF Ray and Beef story on the Patreon. We are so loving back.
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really nice little piece. he's put out a lot of good short form writing stuff on the patreon so far
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Achewood Thread 12: A Delfino's gotta eat
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I am so happy he wrote that.
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yeah what a sweet story. Ray and Beef are doggs
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I'm guessing it was posted on one of the upper tiers of the Patreon? I ain't see poo poo!
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Yeah, it was in the 9 bucks tier that has the in-universe writings. I've been enjoying those as much as the actual comic strips. "He carried only a small Hermès leather dopp kit that Ray had gifted him upon seeing that he carried his travel toiletries in a Ziploc sandwich bag so old that it was kept closed with a couple of binder clips." Paints quite a picture of a dude who grew up in Circumstances.
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moot the hopple posted:Paints quite a picture of a dude who grew up in Circumstances. There's a reason that dude is able to read and avoid trouble with Pete better than anyone else
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Pattonesque posted:yeah what a sweet story. Ray and Beef are doggs Much like "Phillipe is five" there are certain invariants in Achewood
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moot the hopple posted:
A dude raised by gas stations.
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A young Roast Beef at the Laundromat: "Mom was faster by 30 seconds this time." https://achewood.com/2008/12/24/title.html Mouseover for the 
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CannonFodder posted:A young Roast Beef at the Laundromat: "Mom was faster by 30 seconds this time." That's one I always assumed you had to know the culture to understand. She was faster filling the washing machines/dryers? I don't quite get it.
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Dunny posted:That's one I always assumed you had to know the culture to understand. She was faster filling the washing machines/dryers? I don't quite get it. she filled and started one dryer then filled and started the second dryer within 30 seconds of the first, but she normally takes a full minute to fill the second dryer she is moving faster bc she's on meth
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Empty Sandwich posted:she is moving faster bc she's on meth also the last panel of that strip has "and and" at the end, then the beginning of a line in the last panel, and once you know this you can never not see it
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DACK FAYDEN posted:also the last panel of that strip has "and and" at the end, then the beginning of a line in the last panel, and once you know this you can never not see it 
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DACK FAYDEN posted:I always thought she was just faster because she was faster, and it was mostly to highlight how inane the stuff that Beef has to occupy himself with really is, because there's nothing else to do there. Like how he's probably read that Mary Kay poster ten times that day alone. the mouseover joke is "Corliss was faster for all the wrong reasons." it could be that she was getting out in a hurry to hustle in another sense of the word but something's up. I just figured meth from the later arrest (and also Circumstances) DACK FAYDEN posted:also the last panel of that strip has "and and" at the end, then the beginning of a line in the last panel, and once you know this you can never not see it aww dang
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Maybe if Beef had called up Mr. Lokis things could've been different
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e: nm
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DACK FAYDEN posted:also the last panel of that strip has "and and" at the end, then the beginning of a line in the last panel, and once you know this you can never not see it Huh? I don't see it?
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Schwarzwald posted:Huh? I don't see it? "...carrying two thighs and and two biscuits..."
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Schwarzwald posted:Huh? I don't see it? Your brain is really good at sliding over duplicate words like that. Just an automatic edit… until you know it’s there.
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DACK FAYDEN posted:also the last panel of that strip has "and and" at the end, then the beginning of a line in the last panel, and once you know this you can never not see it shut the hell up dick
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Empty Sandwich posted:she filled and started one dryer then filled and started the second dryer within 30 seconds of the first, but she normally takes a full minute to fill the second dryer Roast Beef basically had Rorschach's upbringing and chose clinical depression over fascism
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MisterBear posted:Nice closer to the story and an appropriately dick move from Elon. you got it
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Beef calling it "Air B and B" is very good to me.
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Ok for starters they're 100% right, any time I think about airBNB's whole cleaning fee deal my brain goes to Beef's "my Fiesta Name is Pendejo" bit I go to a hotel. I pay them some dollars. I sleep in a room. I leave in the morning. Towels are in the tub. And that's without them squatting on houses that could be used for having people live in them. But also, man, every time Beef mentions Molly lately it's like, hey Onstad, you remember when you had Corny be a former children's book writer who had a bad breakup and his next books were "Janet: The Girlfriend Who Could Only Ever Complain" and "Chug-a-lug: The Train Who Drank"
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Phy posted:But also, man, every time Beef mentions Molly lately it's like, hey Onstad, you remember when you had Corny be a former children's book writer who had a bad breakup and his next books were "Janet: The Girlfriend Who Could Only Ever Complain" and "Chug-a-lug: The Train Who Drank" I think you're reading into this one a bit much, it's just the modern version of the "husband doesn't want to go to a bed and breakfast" trope sitcoms used to do. also Ray is right, gently caress a Airbnb!
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RAY! posted:Air B and B towel got weather like the juice under a pimp's dick!
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I've never gotten so mad that I break out into choreographed dance with my friend and spit a spontaneous jingle, but then again I try to avoid Airbnb these days
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robot roll call posted:I think you're reading into this one a bit much, it's just the modern version of the "husband doesn't want to go to a bed and breakfast" trope sitcoms used to do. also Ray is right, gently caress a Airbnb! heck, onstad already did it 
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Empty Sandwich posted:the mouseover joke is "Corliss was faster for all the wrong reasons." it could be that she was getting out in a hurry to hustle in another sense of the word but something's up. I just figured meth from the later arrest (and also Circumstances) part. I'm assuming meth, from Corliss getting arrested right before RB and Molly's wedding, but any other option is also a wrong reason.
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Showbiz showed up again in one of the recent Christmas strips. Maybe we'll be seeing more from the Kazenzakis family
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