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more falafel please posted:oh wow, i wonder if beef might be suffering from some mental health issues
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99% of his life is basically a checklist for people deciding to go to therapy
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That urn comic made me think that at least Lyle is upgrading his style for the "bring home a weird gross thing for Teodor to disapprove of" genre of strip. An urn is a massive step up from previous entries like Lemmy shrine, dildo, and ditch bra. Hell it even had a plinth!
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Anima-erotic Lemmy ruled even if it scared Philippe
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Plenty of things that scare Philippe rule, like cods, or skeletons
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making a really bad choice and ending up in a can of Alpo Prime Cuts
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If you're at a place and you've made some mistakes, Ray just wants you home safe.
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Phy posted:Plenty of things that scare Philippe rule, like cods, or skeletons You know what scares husky gay porn actors? 
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moot the hopple posted:You know what scares husky gay porn actors?  Pat + Rod’s marriage
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Let's not forget that Rod punched his way through a wall of sheetrock from a standing start in a slippery tub The man possesses some profound acceleration
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Phy posted:Let's not forget that Rod punched his way through a wall of sheetrock from a standing start in a slippery tub when he panics, you feel it the sheer physicality of his performance he went to Julliard after all
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Phy posted:Let's not forget that Rod punched his way through a wall of sheetrock from a standing start in a slippery tub That curvy homeboy packs a turbo secret!
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tiles must be implied, otherwise that's just a room with a shower and some soggy drywall
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Phy posted:Let's not forget that Rod punched his way through a wall of sheetrock from a standing start in a slippery tub As Ray pointed out, they're walls of fifty year-old sheetrock that crumble like dried sand. Probably the only reason Ray didn't instantly Shockmaster himself when he busted through the wall.
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Mar 20, 2024 00:05
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I'm not a perfect HOUSEMATE but Philippe IS CATHOLIC and that's how this works!
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Mar 22, 2024 18:56
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The revival is good enough that it's producing some memorable lines. I like "I'm LYLE and ... I was born behind something" a lot.
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I keep my FEELINGS inside But not my APPETIZERS Also Ray going to a non-franchise hardware store and being given a doorknob plate sculpted by Auguste Rodin as well as too many corks is just about the Rayest thing
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Mar 22, 2024 19:33
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Lyle/Phillipe is always a great setup... Ice Cream Headache, "Platform 9 3/4", Anarchist's Cookbook
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Philippe bringing out the more responsible & parental side of the other cast members more often than not results in some really great strips
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Chas McGill posted:The revival is good enough that it's producing some memorable lines. I WAKE UP EVERY DAY AND HONOR WHERE IT IS 5PM is a pretty great "Life As Observed By Phillipe" line
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KICK BAMA KICK posted:Lyle/Phillipe is always a great setup... Ice Cream Headache, "Platform 9 3/4", Anarchist's Cookbook Poor Phillipe never had a chance to make friends with that crab.
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Phy posted:Also Ray going to a non-franchise hardware store and being given a doorknob plate sculpted by Auguste Rodin as well as too many corks is just about the Rayest thing Somehow all the lost artifacts fit for a feature on Antiques Roadshow are localized in this corner of California and will find their way into Ray's hands by pure chance
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Apparently Grace Jones has been getting it from comics for decades https://x.com/JohnnyCallicutt/status/1772806344254398648?s=20
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haven't clapped since grace jones blew up in that movie
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chunkles posted:been having real awful dreams about giant apocalyptic machinery just mowing us all down Cabbit posted:I used to have dreams like that for years. Turns out I was in serious psychological distress.
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reading Onstead's blog about golf, 9 Aug 06: "Like most golfers, my extreme emotional problems lead me to swing too hard at the ball. In my case, this leads to a strong slice (when a struck ball shoots out, then curves off to the right). At one point, perhaps around age fifteen, I'd hit a wall in working on this problem, and my dad, sick of watching me not listen to anything he was saying, decided to buy me a lesson with the "pro" one day. It should have been telling that on the clubhouse price board, a halfhour lesson was the same price as a gin & tonic." then immediately after it is the comic where Pat comes out: "And, from the chrysalis, emerged...the caterpillar. [SFX - the sharp, short bleat of a cornet]" Empty Sandwich fucked around with this message at 18:41 on Mar 29, 2024 |
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Last panel on the latest Patreon was a straight-up jumpscare
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Rhaka posted:Last panel on the latest Patreon was a straight-up jumpscare worryin' about beef and molly tbh
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Pattonesque posted:worryin' about beef and molly tbh And this is what makes the return of the strip insidious! Onstad knows that in each of us is a beef who hangs on to the thing they are good at in hopes that it will overcome circumstances and broke brain poo poo and maybe one day we will be if not happy then at least able to be loved as befits our basic dignities! Or maybe you’re more of a Molly where you imagine transcending a life that was preordained through the power of love and that death itself is not enough to stop you! And he toys with our little probably autistic hearts anyway.
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I have a whole lot of thoughts about modern Beef and Molly but it all kind of boils down to "this is a real rough chuckle at best." Thanks, Onstad, for coining a phrase that often applies best to your own work.
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I would've preferred any of Molly's other lines from the unused panels (it's neat that Onstad has been sharing the process like that). I'll oftentimes like a lot of the alternatives takes better. Interesting to see the process and what gets left on the cutting room floor.
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moot the hopple posted:I would've preferred any of Molly's other lines from the unused panels (it's neat that Onstad has been sharing the process like that). I'll oftentimes like a lot of the alternatives takes better. Interesting to see the process and what gets left on the cutting room floor. Yeah, I also liked the "q-tips and toothpaste" version better, both because it's a better joke and because it would be nice to see Beef and Molly interact in a way that isn't entirely about their relationship dysfunction
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Antivehicular posted:I have a whole lot of thoughts about modern Beef and Molly but it all kind of boils down to "this is a real rough chuckle at best." Thanks, Onstad, for coining a phrase that often applies best to your own work. I use rough chuckle too
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heard Branson Reese use it last night during a live RPG show
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Dude is a noted aficionado.
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"rough chuckles" is one of my most-used Achewoodisms.
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Mine is definitely "Being in trouble is a fake idea."
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Recently I have gotten a distressing amount of mileage out of “‘all of their money’ is ‘away from them’”
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Rough chuckles seem to come up a lot more than they really ought to here.
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bloody ghost titty posted:Recently I have gotten a distressing amount of mileage out of “‘all of their money’ is ‘away from them’” Screw them, Téodor.
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