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Wanderer posted:I was about to say, there's Stoned Lightning, there's Ray & Lyle's Perfect Jays, there's Ray and Teodor getting baked on the roof before Nice Pete captures them, the Toilet Party... weed has always been a pretty major ingredient in this stew. Achewood has been around and I've been reading it long enough that when this strip was released I had no idea what they were talking about (now i'm an old timer groaning about the price of a lid)
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smarxist posted:"Ray scolding Todd" are some of my favorite moments SCREW YOU, rear end in a top hat! I ONLY LISTEN TO D-D-DOUBLE MUSIC!
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Deathlove posted:He's also the bassist in Every Time I Die, so he is definitely about to have to meet the children of Senator Dell Graham. what a wonderful storyline to be reminded of Jesus Ray we got the chessboard out but you playin' Whac-a-Mole
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Just Offscreen posted:What the gently caress is that ladys problem with Grace Jones the extreme risk that ray would take her hand in holy matrimony (yessssssssss)
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even though they're not related, I strongly associate "GET GROSS, BEAUTIFUL! IT'S TODAY!" with demi adejuyigbe's annual celebration of september 21st
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"sharts that make the back of charles bukowski's balls even uglier than his face" is a celebration of the english language
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rogue fig trees often exercise me so deeply that I am forced to convalesce in the woods wearing my victorian hearing cap
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Ugly In The Morning posted:I still don’t know what the last page or two of the lash of Thanatos arc even was. a couple days later is the strip with the panel of ray going "Oh neat! Fifty bucks!" and that is an important part of the achewood experience
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Phy posted:It's the end of The Second Party, which is the party I always think of as The Party despite it being The Second Party. Like, I don't remember much from the original party, but this one's got Ray throwing a party just because his toilet bowl is so blue. It's got Pat's loving carob prunes and Todd's shank artistry, it's got "Your activities are so poorly conveyed" and Teodor paying Little Nephew way too much for pot, it's got Ray Gets Sort Of Stoned. It is one of the months of the comic that is densest with Achewood. "bless the baby angel who is in charge of days like today" is an important part of my personal lexicon I can see why people wouldn't be into it but I'm still a fan of that achewood test footage and a big part of it is the delivery of ray's lines during the toilet party sequence now that I'm at it, also whenever I eat some I think "peanut butter has much tasty calories"
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"a screaming clear area with a wig on and a large middle where the smells come from" is probably high on the list of (intentionally) creepy achewood sentences on the other hand, my sister and I frequently ask each other what's... what's it like to kill someone and how it's kind of like a basketball game
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Zefiel posted:I wish Ray had gone to heaven briefly too. I bet his room would've had mad sluts in it. And a tub of sour cream. and a floor absolutely littered with dropped gerunds MizuZero posted:is nice pete bottomless during the basketball game? I always parsed it as some kinda spanx compression thing but the beauty of fiction is that he's wearing whatever you want him to wear 
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man why would you even write something like that why did you think of that though why would you think of that
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You can do whatever you want in life.
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I was just able to answer the crossword clue “‘Peer Gynt’ composer Edvard” and I would like to thank Pat Reynolds’ hatred of his stultifying compositions for making this possible
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paradoxGentleman posted:http://achewood.com/index.php?date=07182009 fun fact is that subaru actively courted lesbians, which is probably a phrase in an erotic fiction somewhere
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I love chris onstad and loving loathe achewood
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MikeCrotch posted:Soda fan detected stashing away my exotic syrups of peach chutney, mycenaean beef, and braised nazareth almonds
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"rough chuckles" and "from Circumstances" are champs, but I am a big fan of "is that sass in the main" and "don't sass me, I'll have you slayed"
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similarly, "I'm the guy who sucks" but then again, I do frequently repeat to myself "you can do whatever you want in life," "bless the baby angel who is in charge of days like today," and also I can't eat peanut butter without thinking about how it has muuuuch tasty calories
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Konec Hry posted:Conversely, ”Daaamn! That answer could use some work!” gets a lot of mileage from me, too. Oh my god that is the worst possible answer in the universe
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Sockser posted:Oh dang I forgot about the achewood thread this is rad but I am having a hell of a time parsing what beef is holding
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what a wonderful arc to be reminded of "say, beef, how you doin'?" "pretty good now that I am 239,000 miles from The Cure"
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now, is it an intentional reference, or did sucking dick really buy that truck. or both
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You can do whatever you want in life.
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Those are some pans that I have.
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she sure does, the last time she clapped was when she saw grace jones blow up in that movie
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pozbert my dilbert hole
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I was on a walk today and I saw a squirrel that had gotten 'sploded by a car and I had a somber moment for Todd's cousin Frankie
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you know i got no sense of eggs YOU KNOW I GOT NO SENSE OF EGGS
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ain't no priors any more, not since that one guy exposed his barn door e: ok I started reading at Emergency Homeboys and now I'm on the bit where vlad takes over the strip while onstad is at disneyland http://achewood.com/index.php?date=03272009 vlad's puzzle is pretty easy to solve, but I don't know enough to finish pat's to this day vlad's is rear end hole/hole punch/punch me/me first/first class/class action/action figure pat's is cherrystone clam/clam chowder/chowder head/head... principal?/principal ____/_____ together/together forever help me, I can't let that rear end in a top hat win World War Mammories fucked around with this message at 21:12 on Aug 31, 2021 |
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How Wonderful! posted:headmaster/masterpiece/piece together those aren’t separate words. gently caress you pat Pastry of the Year posted:I cannot believe there are people playing Word UP! in 2021 I feel like you should know that I do a lot of crosswords and I once knew a clue only because of pat’s hatred for the stultifying compositions of edvard grieg
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thought about the white stripes today  it got to be so... nasty...
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The Voice of Labor posted:the inn's proprietor is upset because you wrecked his stuffed falcon. this is a $200 problem 200 reál is class money
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loaded gun hidden in a corn cob baby carrot is the trigger
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I'm the juxtaposition between the double quote and single quote in Craim "Pop' Jalopy
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