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Why does this thread have the "MUSIC!" tag? I like jokes, but this is BEYOND THE PALE. Only kidding. I guess it's a reference to the original phrase from which this thread takes its title. I GUESS.
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Doc Faustus posted:That's it exactly! It was either that or "Sex". I kind of liked "Humor." It made me happy.
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Sep 30, 2009 02:24
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Mrs. Badcrumble posted:Cold. Sorry. There is no current plan, though I'd love a real publisher to compile the longer entries. Assetbar/Fanflow doesn't have any claim over this content, they are definitely not in the way. What is in the way is that such a project is a pretty hard sell.
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Sep 30, 2009 06:25
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Yaaaaay!
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Oct 16, 2009 08:37
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Let's not point fingers...until we are pointing them straight down into the new cookbook and going, "NOW THAT IS AN EASY FRIED CHICKEN RECIPE THAT WILL SATISFY WHAT I BELIEEEEEEVE IN!" Seriously, people, I have a technique for some god-damned fine fried chicken in this book. What y'all's technique? Mine's gone to press, won't affect it none.
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Oct 26, 2009 07:18
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Javid posted:
Yeah, man, what gives! (It truly, truly galls me to quote my own material, but this succulent fruit truly hung low in the full moon and early hours of tomorrow. I apologize.)
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Nov 2, 2009 10:49
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Fillerbunny posted:We made it about 5 steps past the meditating girl before she yelled out, "Achewood!" I stopped dead in my tracks to introduce myself and give her a high five. I do not joke with you when I say that stories like that really are the things that make me happiest about Achewood. Thanks for the anecdote. Was...she pretty hot?
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Nov 4, 2009 10:48
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Lee was down: he opened up a bit and "talked bitches." He was also downtrodden. To a hooligan like Todd, Lee was right for adoption. These, are my Thoughts of Tonight. Sorry about the week off. I really don't know where those days went. There was just...no jazz in my jazz instrument. Its spit valves smelt of oil, and were absent any human moisture.
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Nov 9, 2009 09:31
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Jerusalem posted:Love the cover and the title, can't wait to get it if just to devour the history of the cats written sections. The book will feature the complicated and fraught backstories of the cats, including Sothar and Smacks Peel, I hope (but that is not a dudes' promise).
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Nov 12, 2009 11:08
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Pascallion posted:When were the orders with the anniversary pint glass supposed to start shipping...I forget. They start shipping around Wednesday! They are in transit from the printer to the distro and should arrive tomorrow (Monday). This is one thing we did which actually almost happened on time.
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Nov 16, 2009 08:01
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Philippe is five, people. Why must you doubt reality?
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Nov 16, 2009 21:54
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He's not. He's five-and-one-second old.
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Nov 16, 2009 22:24
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No. We're experiencing some delays with the cookbook, but are working fervently to circumvent them.
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Nov 16, 2009 23:02
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There is no longer a baby. 
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Nov 20, 2009 07:30
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Judging by the wife and child making dinner in the other room, things are A-OK around the Onstad house. I just wish she'd started the soup with a ham hock.
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Jan 12, 2010 01:52
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Fillerbunny posted:So I'm kind of curious as to who was and who is in the photo for the Facebook bit. That face clearly does not belong on that head. I was mildly surprised no one pointed out how ugly that woman is. It's because that woman is me.
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Jan 18, 2010 22:30
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Adhesion posted:As the proud owner of these aforementioned sketches, I offer my sincere condolences yet also express extreme disappointment at the quality of competition I was up against. Come on, y'all. That would be cool! Thanks for coming out, all y'all goons. I had a great time with Nick and was treated kindly by all.
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Feb 12, 2010 03:59
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Yeah, there's no animation stuff going on at present. We do have a really awesome project that basically everyone on here is going to love...in about a month. I've been working with a game developer. That's all I'll say.
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Feb 12, 2010 07:16
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I don't deserve readers as thorough and thoughtful as you bunch of knuckleheads. Oh, now I'm crying. [Kidding, I'm just happy. These tears are from super-hot peppers!]
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Mar 5, 2010 06:32
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I have never seen that beer, ever. However, I have reason to believe it was enjoyable. Good job, compatriot. Good job with the beer.
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Mar 5, 2010 07:12
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Could we please get back to the topic of how I don't post as often any more? Thanks.
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Mar 24, 2010 02:22
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I only recognize Excel timestamps. What are days? Are those, like, made out of wood and stuff?
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Mar 24, 2010 02:30
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Would someone please call my mom fat? Thanksss.
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Mar 24, 2010 02:44
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Your mother is fat, and it's everything to do with you. She was beautiful, once.
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Mar 24, 2010 04:07
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I have a dachshund, so I basically have a dog *and* a cat. Also, I do like my dog, except for the parts of its behavior which remind me of the parts of my own behavior that I do not like.
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Apr 3, 2010 04:13
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Sigma-X posted:Pooping on the couch, jumping on the bed and sniffing a dude's butt mid-coitus, leaping up the stairs too quick and catching your dong on one? Man, you need a different dog.
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Apr 3, 2010 07:36
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Irish Taxi Driver posted:Thats the perfect cameo point for the real Onstad. Just have him be entirely in shadow. Like I said, nary an acting class in my repertoire, nor any talent in the family. Was I pretty wooden?
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Apr 7, 2010 03:54
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robot roll call posted:I think that's just Onstad's idea of an archetypal mom. Cassandra looks fairly similar. Sondra. That's Ray's mom. Cassandra is Roast Beef. YOU JUST GOT FACTPUNCHED IN THE THROAT OF YOUR BRAIN!
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Apr 10, 2010 20:25
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robot roll call posted:How much merchandise am I gonna have to buy to save face here? Like, how many t shirts are we talking? You might be looking at commissioned art, pal. You're not getting off easy, here.
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Apr 11, 2010 23:54
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robot roll call posted:Can I pick the subject or is this more of a "commissioned" art kind of deal? Art patrons get whatever they ask for, within reason. I will not draw Pat with more than one turgid dong coming off of his body, for example. By the way, I was merely joking. But yeah, I do commissions, and happily so, my friendly fellow goon buddies. /C
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Apr 12, 2010 05:02
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robot roll call posted:I had a similar experience in Austria last month. Also I wore that Teodor shirt with all the German on it and they told me it was really bad German, although they liked the use of "Stammtisch". That is perfectly-constructed German. Austrians just really don't like anything they aren't familiar with (e.g., neologisms, non-Austrians, pubic hair that isn't platinum blonde and severely shaped). Isn't Austria still like 92% anti-Semitic? I wash my hands of these people who mocked my t-shirt with the bear carrying a big beer.
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Apr 15, 2010 00:26
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New strip is up. Don't know how to make the cop car logo that signifies this. Sorry it took so long. I worked on this bitch every loving day since Saturday and threw away about two dozen versions of it.
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Apr 23, 2010 05:54
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I promise to get back to projectile vomiting and jelqpunk bits pretty soon. Let the artist explore his sadder feelings, people.
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Apr 23, 2010 23:03
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My childhood home was burned to the ground by an accountant and his unmanned grill. There is a new strip. SIREN EMOTICON! / SIREN EMOTICON
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May 9, 2010 10:20
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RandomFerret posted:That was awesome. Thank you.
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May 11, 2010 01:53
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Come and read about me cooking animal testicles! http://www.portlandmercury.com/portland/testicle-its-whats-for-dinner/Content?oid=2518292
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May 13, 2010 05:42
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Would Cavender's Greek Seasoning be at home, say, on poo poo you're sizzling up for gyros, or roast chicken, or...? What's it compare to?
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May 13, 2010 06:59
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Jerusalem posted:Discussing a stuffed bear pinching off a poo poo in this thread. That's what makes tonight worth living and tomorrow worth getting up during, fellows.
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May 20, 2010 02:57
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No. I don't know how you came up with that.
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The question has been posed, "Where is the ideal place to start reading Achewood?" Never, ever read Achewood. If you have, lie like you would to a cop holding a dirty panty. A cop holding a dirty panty at arms' length in front of the whole school, in the gym, and you are the only suspect, in that community of twelve thousand.
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