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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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I have yet to get laid from wearing an Achewood t-shirt, but people often get a laugh from reading my "the dude has got no mercy" shirt.

It could be a coincidence but I do feel much tougher when wearing it

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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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I was playing around in the character map earlier trying to find that stern googly-eyed thing, and I think I ended up finding Philippe's nose instead.

___
|'ᴥ'| ♪

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Mr.Roboto posted:

I stared at the first three panels for a while without reading the text, trying to decipher them, and my mind came up with a variety of much more horrifying scenarios than a man being fed jellybeans.

Let's be honest, at first glance it looks like a very different orifice.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Pastry of the Year posted:

random comic button got me this:



Achewood knew.

That's because they PAY ATTENTION.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Update: Lyle has been arrested.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Every time I hear the song, I think "Y'all be like a queer Jack Frost, cold nipping at my hose" and giggle.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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yeah
yeah
yeah

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Frederick is crappy!

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Shibawanko posted:

Sifting the cod from our children's blood, they are.

Incidentally I don't think there can be such a thing as a tasteful computer casing. The computer is an Unfortunate Device and can't be made better by any case.

An internet man has been buggering Philippe!

davidspackage fucked around with this message at 18:12 on Jan 31, 2018

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Smirr will haz ur retarded baby, Halloween Jack ;)

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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IN A MIGHTY EARTHEN CROCK
A LORD WAS BOILED WITH HIS BEEF

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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I'd be content with just a Walkaround Butt

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Merton Blask posted:



“Six pots,” laughed Uggs.

This is a gun to kill suckas w/

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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I got treated to Olive Garden for this, though she wouldn't tell me why

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Halloween Jack posted:

He's insecure and has poor self-esteem. He has many good qualities and many skills, but the second he approaches the prospect of a romantic partner or a career he immediately begins second-guessing himself, putting himself down, and spinning elaborate fantasies about how everyone secretly regards him with pity and contempt.

I AM NOT- Oh Teodor. You mean Teodor.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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LORD OF BOOTY posted:

Pat is a jerk, but he's a relatively inoffensive jerk if you don't engage him; Lyle is a solid dude where it counts, but might use your nice cooking bowl to dunk his nuts in vinegar for a "man-douche."

Pat did once make Beef rent a documentary from him, and pay for it.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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I still love the exchange "there, now. Afraid of the police?" "Uh... a little, yeah." What a perfect way to measure how drunk you are.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Pastry of the Year posted:

how much cheese would I need to eat to become rude and raunchy?

Cheese is very nutritious. Girls like a boy who eats cheese.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Thing is so hell of whispy a spider covets

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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ryonguy posted:

DO NOT CUT IT OUT OF YOU! NO ONE CAN HEAR UNDERWEAR ONCE IT'S INSIDE OF YOU!

TODD!! TODD!!

Sorry. My colleague is a terrible man.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Share favorite moments of Philippe resigning to an early death

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Shibawanko posted:

i have had whoper

::thoughtfully fingers second Onion Offense card::

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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You've told the boy I have an aquarium.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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I wonner this too.

Maybe ju and me are amigos!

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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robot roll call posted:

NO ONE CAN HEAR UNDERWEAR ONCE IT'S INSIDE OF YOU

TODD!! TODD!!

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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oh my god this is so hard

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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FunkyAl posted:

In the new halloween movie toby huss reprises his role and Ray and at the end he meets cartilage head. At the beginning he gets peanut butter on his penis.

Does he, at any moment, enter frame with a sheet cake and an arched eyebrow?

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Bloody Hedgehog posted:

I've been messing around with wood-burning lately, and as a test project while I worked out the tools and techniques, I made a plaque of everyones favorite watering hole.



Rad! Raaaaaaad!

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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https://twitter.com/Eugene_Lensky/status/1082475428022046720?s=19

Bravissimo

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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They apparently Proved A Coward and left while the waiter was away, leaving $3 for the water.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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I even washed my butt

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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prefect posted:

"Salad days" is an actual phrase in English.

True, but Ugly's point still stands, I never noticed. Might've just been Onstad extrapolating from 'salad tossing' I guess.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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It might be some kind of doll insert!

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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bony tony posted:

It is my eternal shame that I only recently learned that "Caddy drivers pull up to the bumper" is a reference to that awful Grace Jones.

YESSSSSSS

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Pastry of the Year posted:

The KKK member Roast Beef had to talk to on the phone was the second turd wrapped in a sheet he'd had to deal with in the strip's history.

Ray making pickles. The circle is complete.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Hey! Don't you do cocaine at me, you son of a bitch!

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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El Gallinero Gros posted:

FYF was consistently funny

gently caress along, now.

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Happy Hippo posted:

I prefer my Commodore on all fours.

It is my way.

*puts down a little towel for you to finish in*

davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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It breaks my heart that he is stoned.

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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

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Update: Lyle has been arrested.

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