Achewood Thread 12: Hey, Look! We're Back! What Happened?!

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Zefiel: Sep 14, 2007; You can do whatever you want in life.

Pat moved Rod to Portland

# ¿ Sep 12, 2023 01:03

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 18:24

Zefiel: Sep 14, 2007; You can do whatever you want in life.

My only claim to fame like that is reading (but not posting in) the thread that spawned Slenderman

# ¿ Sep 13, 2023 16:32

Zefiel: Sep 14, 2007; You can do whatever you want in life.

Pattonesque posted:

it's happening

Remember when people thought 2008 Teódor was pushing a stroller

# ¿ Dec 17, 2023 07:12

Zefiel: Sep 14, 2007; You can do whatever you want in life.

Aw he's out cold!

# ¿ Dec 23, 2023 17:07

Zefiel: Sep 14, 2007; You can do whatever you want in life.

Dammit im unemployed and I was waiting to have something steady before ponying up for the "looks-like-you're-slipping-on-money" patreon tier but all these live reactions might force me to just pay for the basic new comics tier already

# ¿ Jan 5, 2024 21:26

Zefiel: Sep 14, 2007; You can do whatever you want in life.

Scags McDouglas posted:

Been there, my dude. December / January are the suckiest time of year to be unemployed because business hasn't picked up so you're sitting around letting your brain cook in worry and boredom.

If you have a venmo / cashapp / google pay address I'll slip you a hot 10 to get started.

Aw man why you even got to do a thing! The achewood thread is consistently so generous, thanks man, but don't worry, it's not that bad for me!

Zefiel fucked around with this message at 17:06 on Jan 6, 2024

# ¿ Jan 5, 2024 22:24

Zefiel: Sep 14, 2007; You can do whatever you want in life.

What IS a commodore?

# ¿ Jan 9, 2024 18:03

Zefiel: Sep 14, 2007; You can do whatever you want in life.

You want your tortas to be from an all-metal corner stall, all stainless and with a hand-painted torta on the back, cook all making the milanesa by laying steak on a pile of breadcrumbs and rolling an empty caguama on it

# ¿ Jan 11, 2024 00:53

Zefiel: Sep 14, 2007; You can do whatever you want in life.

Pershing posted:

I only know half these words but it sounds great

I called that one service Ray used to find the exact photo of Steely Dan he needed, and they provided me with the exact video I described in my post:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GYSevIBi9dU

# ¿ Jan 11, 2024 20:37

Zefiel: Sep 14, 2007; You can do whatever you want in life.

Wait when does Téodor scam Ray for money? He overcharges Ray to make his baseball card, but I don't remember him actively seeking to bilk Ray in the way that Cornelius does by goading Ray to bet on things

# ¿ Jan 13, 2024 03:44

Zefiel: Sep 14, 2007; You can do whatever you want in life.

moot the hopple posted:

In the blogs its mentioned that Ray puts Teodor in charge of catering all his parties and one time he checks the bills and sees a company with a name suspiciously similar to Teodor's that is hella overcharging for their services, but just writes it off that Teodor is bad at keeping track and not skimming from the top like its suggested. Funnily enough, Teodor also does the Connie move where he makes easy money off Ray with betting since he's so bad at golfing.

EDIT: I'm remembering there was another blog post that again makes Teodor out to be kinda scuzzy where he takes up collection from the gang to buy Philippe a present and it ends with the present not costing that much or them not really needing all the money, but Teodor pockets the extra cash for himself. Sorry I'm fuzzy on the details, I read all the blogs all at once while trying to do it in chronological order which is hard for a dozen characters writing in different voices.

I just remembered: he gets paid handsomely for catering Beef's wedding and then fails intensely at it, Molly's siblings get it done and he keeps the money and doesn't even pay them like Ray think he did (as far as we know)

Also yeah I remember that blog post, it's Cornelius', for Xmas, he gave $10 or so towards Philippe's robo toy, which Ray ends up more than covering with like $300, and all he gets is a CD of classical music from Teódor with a "the right price" sticker of like $3 or so still on.

# ¿ Jan 13, 2024 07:42

Zefiel: Sep 14, 2007; You can do whatever you want in life.

I did not like the Penny arc and I am glad it did not (visibly) culminate in a Canon "happy ending" for Téodor because I think we should not romantice/ normalize young dudes dithering through life until the manic pixie girl of their dreams waltzes in and makes everything right. (The other big example is Scott Pilgrim)

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 02:25

Zefiel: Sep 14, 2007; You can do whatever you want in life.

Rand Brittain posted:

how to tell someone you haven't read Scott Pilgrim

The "Judas Priest Friday" achewood makes a cameo. :colbert:

# ¿ Jan 14, 2024 23:38

Zefiel: Sep 14, 2007; You can do whatever you want in life.

If getting workplace harassment suits was a piano Showbiz would be considered a bold and unpredictable talent

# ¿ Jan 19, 2024 03:51

Zefiel: Sep 14, 2007; You can do whatever you want in life.

The Chinchilla stuff

# ¿ Jan 19, 2024 21:12

Zefiel: Sep 14, 2007; You can do whatever you want in life.

^^^ I'm glad I chose it as my forum thingie

Escobarbarian posted:

Pretty much just what I said. In this strip, Pat had the dong, then Onstad removed it after an initial negative reaction, then reinstated it after an even bigger negative reaction to the removal

I don't even think there was any negative reaction to set it off, dude just wussed out after the comic had been out a couple hours, and then learned how thirsty the internet was for ROCK HARD CAT COCK, yeah.

# ¿ Feb 6, 2024 07:48

Zefiel: Sep 14, 2007; You can do whatever you want in life.

World War Mammories posted:

it is well established that roast beef will conclude that anything even slightly unusual means that he's dying, for example that he didn't notice the mailman came, or that he's craving chinese food

Dracula, the specter of death, the Inuit elder and Roast Beef are carpooling to Comic-Con

# ¿ Feb 25, 2024 03:03

Zefiel: Sep 14, 2007; You can do whatever you want in life.

Jerusalem posted:

"I lost a bet and now he gets to act like an angry blue-collar father all day" is so great.

There is a complicated power dynamic in that house.

# ¿ Feb 29, 2024 18:13

Zefiel: Sep 14, 2007; You can do whatever you want in life.

Anima-erotic Lemmy ruled _{even if it scared Philippe}

# ¿ Mar 17, 2024 18:47

Zefiel: Sep 14, 2007; You can do whatever you want in life.

making a really bad choice and ending up in a can of Alpo Prime Cuts

# ¿ Mar 17, 2024 21:02

Zefiel: Sep 14, 2007; You can do whatever you want in life.

Phy posted:

Let's not forget that Rod punched his way through a wall of sheetrock from a standing start in a slippery tub

The man possesses some profound acceleration

That curvy homeboy packs a turbo secret!

# ¿ Mar 19, 2024 05:48

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# ¿ May 13, 2024 18:24

Zefiel: Sep 14, 2007; You can do whatever you want in life.

# ¿ Apr 12, 2024 23:19

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