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Halloween Jack posted:I'll see you and raise I am just now noticing that his pillow has tired eyes and a smile.
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Calaveron posted:Somebody posted in a thread quotes from Ray and Mr Bear about what the best part of the chicken was and now I can't find it and it's driving me crazy Oh, that'd be tough to find, I believe it's either in a chapbook or one of Beef's zines.
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Fister Roboto posted:Who wouldn't be? He had a blinking tooth!
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Someone help me find the story where Pat and Rod find their perfect waiter. I think it's either in a zine or a chapbook.
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Aug 10, 2018 07:33
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You can't open no brew pub, you JACKASS!
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Jul 7, 2019 18:27
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Is that before or after Vlad's own trolling masterpiece, where klan members get a free 6" upgrade at Pat's Subway, every day?
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Aug 29, 2019 15:10
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I'll go to bat for some of the one-liners in the Penny 2 arc. Daffodils are fantastic! I say! SHITS just BARF you DIDN'T HONOR.
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Sep 16, 2019 02:07
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Aw congress, not Altimeter Tim, that guy was just goddamned brain dead from bein' on acid and weed his whole life, and I have NO idea how he paid for that little apartment of his, or any of those dumb Japanese figurines that were always showin' up in the mail.
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Sep 26, 2019 22:20
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It always seemed to me like Ray was trapped by his predilections for a type of woman that was incompatible with his generally blissed out lifestyle. Much like Teodor always secretly craving WASP-y business women, Ray's preferred lady would as soon hit him with his own car as actually put up with a night of his regular life. He is probably best living in the poolhouse, only visiting the women of the tribe when more children are needed.
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Or that time when Philippe got lost and Ray was literally bribing Teodor not to leave. Could the dude also have circumstances?
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Dec 19, 2019 01:10
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My favorite of the blogs is Pat's. It's just such a careful examination of a very particular variety of NorCal rear end in a top hat. All the stuff about him dressing himself as a meathead so he won't get noticed shopping in the Trader Joes, or calling Cornelius to shame him for old captioning because it clearly bothered Rod (it very obviously did not bother Rod). Plus that last entry with Rod constantly going to cider and fry bars, which I have yet to find in California but now I desperately want to. I want to drink ciders by the pitcher and climb into bed like a big farting pile of college before snoring like an apneating didgeridoo.
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Dec 19, 2019 17:40
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KICK BAMA KICK posted:OK I got to rereading Little Nephew's blogs and they're better than I remembered, at least '04-'05 so far. His description of Suicide Girls: "Sanford and Son would get much wood, they see so much junk and metal." I do remember liking a concept that showed up in a Nef blog, which was a Chinese/Italian fusion pizza restaurant where you could get a steamed sesame bread pizza with orange chicken already on it. Wonderful idea, I'm ready to invest.
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Dec 21, 2019 08:06
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I always picture him as a James Lipton voice, he's a lover of British stuff but is himself just a fussy old American.
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Jan 3, 2020 20:58
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I have yielded many days to imagining a chip gold and true.
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Jan 10, 2020 01:12
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That is awesome but the artist uses little 2s for lowercase As and well, I am left like Ricky Nihoha when the special bean salad is eaten by one squirrel three van meetings running.
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Jan 29, 2020 22:13
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"Where are you from?" "Chicago." "Then try my product!"
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Feb 7, 2020 23:53
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Bust Rodd posted:I wonder what he laughs at as he is reading them Frasier reruns, just off screen.
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Feb 21, 2020 23:47
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Freaking Crumbum posted:"he mainly eats filet and has the mandibular potential of a towel at rest" is one of those phrases that just rattles around in my head with a comfortable regularity. Also "pish posh. The lad had the cash reserves of a tortilla."
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Feb 25, 2020 01:47
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I hack at-cha, bottle-brazened Lef' Mo-Higgins! Here's how "2" get YA ROXX off wit-cha pant'z ONNNN!NNN AT THE ...STRIP CLUBBBUBUBBB! http://hell yes
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Oh Northside Nolan. I never thought he was gonna try and dick a kid. His whole thing was ludicrous ostentation fetishes with adults, like dildo'd coffee and unpleasant antiquarian candies. How was he supposed to know Potty Pals was a business started by a kid who is five?
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Pastry of the Year posted:I don't think anyone wants to end up ÆrosThriceChastened in here Fare thee... not well, Cymulon. Fare thee not well.
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Sifting the cod from our children's very blood they are.
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Oh, quotables that stuck with me? "This strip relies heavily on the gossipy hot dog chef archetype" Just changed as needed to whatever other incongruous adjective and job. Also "Most of these guys think three dollars is a good price for wine."
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Mar 14, 2020 00:09
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Hah hah! Don't thank me, thank anarchy!
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You may no longer serve tacos or taco-format savory conceits.
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Trumps Baby Hands posted:You did much better than most I passed on "Kiss my rear end Bitch I'll be at Duane's" because it looked bad on the logo maker thing.
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Halloween Jack posted:Seriously, what kind of dickwad fast-pitches in a friendly amateur softball game. What kind of snob specifically requests Tuaca from a home bar. He was obviously disappointed that Ray had the Tuaca. Ray's house has wings on it. He definitely has Tuaca.
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ColdPie posted:PYF eco-telligent best-stitute. Tim Fadone's "Breath of a Healer" Wicksocks™. Best part is after they fold as a brand, Pat's all smug about fixing the failure of his product: quote:Tim Fadone's "Breath of a Healer" Wicksocks™ are gone (poor Tim - I emailed him, don't worry). Pat's an rear end in a top hat.
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But what if the building's on fire? Don't be a hero!
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The best sentence ever written is "I boo the nacho as his father" but it's probably not in English so there you go.
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May 11, 2020 01:18
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"This tastes just like dog penis medicine!" in tandem or separate from "What you all about, sucka?" are in my regular rotation. Largely because I eat a lot of dog penis medicine.
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Hey guys, guess who just got... City Toast!
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May 27, 2020 18:45
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Oh I thought he was taking such colossal dumps that the toilet seat was unable to fully close.
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May 28, 2020 21:40
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Publishers won't usually post the preorder til they have at least a working manuscript in hand, so he at least did enough that they could take the project away from him if he shirked out from whatever phase they're on.
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Nessus posted:I'm surprised he doesn't have some kind of Cafepress or whatever for the Achewood shirt designs. I am not proud, I would probably buy an Achewood hoodie or something, and an occasional new design or jape would certainly bring in income, with little overhead. Wouldn't be surprised to learn the resolution of those images he drew in 2001 or whatever aren't up to the minimum requirements of teepublic so doing shirts would mean new art.
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KICK BAMA KICK posted:GIN OCEAN He missed the chance to make that a sexy party by going with "GIN OR CANE"
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boo_radley posted:"got thought's about 👉molly's relationship👈 with rb(roast beef)?? see pins for discussion rules!!! or u will be BANED 😛!!" What if I have an opinion about dd(Roast Beef Disney Fantasy Signature edition)?
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Johnny Aztec posted:Nolan was probably pretty excited about that, until Ray clarified as to what TYPE of relationship. Nah he's Nolan he was still pretty excited.
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I want Achewood merch that's the big puffy quilt that says "Just a couple of knuckleheads from the day" on it.
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